One to change the light bulb, one to not change the light, and one to neither change nor not change the bulb.
I liked that so much, I thought i'd share it.How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: One to hold the bulb, one to contemplate the eternal enlightenment of the one holding the bulb, one to lead all in a chant, and one to light a hundred candles in support of all who are one with the universe.How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
yes but what's your question.
Zero because they were all shot by Chinese oppressors.
thanks matt.
How many Newfies does it take to change a light bulb?
100.
One to hold the bulb, and 99 to turn the house.
Here's another answer: 3 pounds of flax.
Three. No wait, let me double check.... okay, I'll stick with three. Did the blondes not answer this even with the answer given?
I'll share mine then; this is from Mensa (the high-IQ society) and appears on some of their t-shirts.
Shirt front: ';How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?';
Shirt back: ';%26lt;%26lt;show complicated and all-but-unworkable mathematical formula raised to the 0 power here%26gt;%26gt; - But you knew that, right?'; :-)
Hint: Anything raised to the zero power is 1...
Q - How many guitarists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A - Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say
';Not bad, but I could've done better.';
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0JNafzqOqk4
None..they don't use electric powere.only candles ;%26gt;)
None because no reason is thought of for changing it.
Once I asked Jesus, what's the truth about Buddha?
In the same moment he answered and said,
Buddha was not truly enlightened. He did not know God.
But the light bulb is changed.
That is funny! Also:
';If you are walking down a road %26amp; you meet a man who claims to be The Buddha- kill him. For he that proclaims divinity is profane in the presence of the pure.';
~Unknown
That was Zen
this is Dao
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