Sunday, November 21, 2010

How many Asian women does it take, to change a light bulb?

Answer...3, one to change the bulb and 2 to go to the whole-salers!How many Asian women does it take, to change a light bulb?
How old is that one?

YOU HAVE JUST CHANGED IT FROM A BLONDE JOKE

But thanks for the 2 pointsHow many Asian women does it take, to change a light bulb?
ha ha
3, one to change the bulb and 2 to go to the whole-salers!
Not funny!
sorry....i dont get it
that's not funny, there are hundreds of funny light bulb jokes out there..



like how many country and western stars does it take to change a light bulb, 5, one to change the bulb, and four to sing about how good the old one was.



how many Koreans does it take to change a light bulb, none. the old one is fine, the fact it needs changing is nothing more than a dirty capitalist lie.
not funny at all,

but here's one for ya:

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

TEN.

One to put it in and nine to congratulate him down the pub...
Not very funny.
I don't get it!
One..HA-HA GET IT ...ONE .....HAHAHAHA..(this answer makes about as much sense as the question)
well not funny



thanks for the point
How many Omeba does it take to change a light bulb

1 no 2 no 4, 8 16 32

How do i change/look for the dimmer switch on my 00 trans am?!?

My regular lights dont work but my brights do......so i need to either change bulbs or dimmer switch and dont know where to lookHow do i change/look for the dimmer switch on my 00 trans am?!?
the dimmer switch should be on the turn signal switch, on the left side of steering column .just pull the lever towards you, and will hear the switch click the high beams from on to off also there should be a blue light on dash that has a light simble to tell you if the high beams are on with the car running.How do i change/look for the dimmer switch on my 00 trans am?!?
If you do not know where the switch is how do you know they do not work?????
i believe the dimmer switch for your car is part and parcel of the column mounted headlight switch. I believe it is all one unit that is changed as all one part.

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.





One to change the light bulb, one to not change the light, and one to neither change nor not change the bulb.









I liked that so much, I thought i'd share it.How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: One to hold the bulb, one to contemplate the eternal enlightenment of the one holding the bulb, one to lead all in a chant, and one to light a hundred candles in support of all who are one with the universe.How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
yes but what's your question.
Zero because they were all shot by Chinese oppressors.
thanks matt.



How many Newfies does it take to change a light bulb?



100.



One to hold the bulb, and 99 to turn the house.
Here's another answer: 3 pounds of flax.
Three. No wait, let me double check.... okay, I'll stick with three. Did the blondes not answer this even with the answer given?
I'll share mine then; this is from Mensa (the high-IQ society) and appears on some of their t-shirts.



Shirt front: ';How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?';



Shirt back: ';%26lt;%26lt;show complicated and all-but-unworkable mathematical formula raised to the 0 power here%26gt;%26gt; - But you knew that, right?'; :-)



Hint: Anything raised to the zero power is 1...
Q - How many guitarists does it take to change a light-bulb?

A - Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say

';Not bad, but I could've done better.';

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0JNafzqOqk4
None..they don't use electric powere.only candles ;%26gt;)
None because no reason is thought of for changing it.



Once I asked Jesus, what's the truth about Buddha?

In the same moment he answered and said,

Buddha was not truly enlightened. He did not know God.
But the light bulb is changed.
That is funny! Also:



';If you are walking down a road %26amp; you meet a man who claims to be The Buddha- kill him. For he that proclaims divinity is profane in the presence of the pure.';



~Unknown
That was Zen





this is Dao



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  • How do you change the bulb on a minimaglite?

    I have a minimag AA and the bulb just burned out, I'm trying to figure out how to take the replacement from the back of the flashlight and switch it with the burnt out bulb. i'm having trouble removing the burnt bulb. Thank you!How do you change the bulb on a minimaglite?
    twist the lens all the way off. pull the old bulb straight up out of the socket. put new bulb in. easy

    How do you get the tail light lens off an 03' town and country to change the bulb???

    If it is anything like my 2000 Grand Caravan, you open the rear liftgate and look at the taillight assembly. There should be two phillips head screws. Remove those and rotate the lens out and away from the inside of the van. Be careful not to snap the tab off the opposite side of the lense.How do you get the tail light lens off an 03' town and country to change the bulb???
    Look inside. Most now change without any tools needed.

    How and what bulb do i need to change headlight bulb in a 2001 peugeot 206 1.9lx?

    You need to get a 499 or H7 bulb. Get a decent one (bosch or hella) as cheap ones i have found tend to blow in a week.How and what bulb do i need to change headlight bulb in a 2001 peugeot 206 1.9lx?
    should be a 477 or 499 bulb which is an h7How and what bulb do i need to change headlight bulb in a 2001 peugeot 206 1.9lx?
    Take the old one out and take it to the auto parts house and match up the numbers. God Bless

    How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two, one to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis, LADDER, I meant ladder.How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
    If they didn't hold the ladder, might there be a Freudian slip ? hahahaHow many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
    Thanx

    Happy New Year

    Keep the jokes coming !

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    EW! YOU ARE SO GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    a ladder in your shorts
    ew!!!!!! you just polluted my mind bud!
    LOL
    i liked that one..it will be forwarded....
    Did you really waist 5 points on this?
    Ha ha ha ha I got it!! Good one.
    funny
    Oh how cute! A Freudian slip! Thanks for the giggle!
    one to hold the ladder
    Two, one to absorv the power beneath him, and the other to perform the abnormal duty charge behind the bulb.
    Would they be wearing their slips?
    All the while...I thought it was for another reasons...



    One, who holds the bulb with his right hand

    Two, who turns with his right hand the one holding the bulb



    This, while waiting for the signal to turn it on...by holding their ***** as switch...with their left hands...

    How can i change the bulb assembly on my NEFF Extractor cooker hood?

    i don't know how to 'dismantle' the cooker hood in order to reveal the 2 lamp units that i wish to unplug and replace with new onesHow can i change the bulb assembly on my NEFF Extractor cooker hood?
    Under the hood, you should find a knob on each side. If you give these half a turn, the underside cover should drop down - it is hinged across the back. The bulb is proobably the screw type, and replacement bulbs are easily obtained. They are pretty standard for all makes of cooker hood.



    You will not have to remove the filter, as this is in the cover, which drops down whilst you are changing the bulb.How can i change the bulb assembly on my NEFF Extractor cooker hood?
    They usually just clip/pull out. Or you may be able to access the bulbs once the filter screen has been taken out.
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  • How can I change a bulb on a vaulted ceiling chandelier?

    standard A frame ladders are too short, Extension ladders need to lean against the wall which is too far to reach from the ladder to the light. The Chandelier hangs from the center of the foyer.How can I change a bulb on a vaulted ceiling chandelier?
    a frame (step) ladders come in ten feet heights and above. either get a larger step ladder or rent scaffolding. oh, and those bulb changers don't work for chandeliers, as they are both at a weird angle and too small. the bulb changers are mostly either for bulbs that are recessed(can lights) or bare keyless ones like in your garage.How can I change a bulb on a vaulted ceiling chandelier?
    You can get an extension pole with a bulb changer gadget on the end of it. Try the hardware store or Bed, Bath, and Beyond. If it's really high, you might need the pole and the ladder.
    A frame ladders with extension ladders in the center, or scaffolding sound like the simple solution. There are ';bulb changing'; devices, but they will only work if the bulb screws in from underneath.

    How to change the bulb on an overhead projector? (3M 9700)?

    I have a 3M 9700 overhead projector and recently bought a 3M FXL 410 watts/82 volts replacement bulb. I have no idea how to remove the old bulb.How to change the bulb on an overhead projector? (3M 9700)?
    download it here.

    http://chhsweb.sfsu.edu/pdf/9700engog.pd

    there are two bulbs inside so maybe u don't have to change it yet.How to change the bulb on an overhead projector? (3M 9700)?
    I purchased a bulb holder to place on a pole, that way

    I can reach many heights and don't get burned . Don't

    know if it's the height or what.?

    How to change a bulb Sony 50'; HDTV kdf50we655?

    Hello I have a TV, a Sony 50'; HDTV, kdf50we655, and I need a new bulb in this, can anyone give me detailed directions on how I can change this bulb?How to change a bulb Sony 50'; HDTV kdf50we655?
    loosen the two screws on the rear of the speaker grille. These screws are found if you reach around from the front and are finger hold screws. No tools are needed for this. Then pull the speaker grille from the front of the tv. then remove the screw holding the door closed using a coin or flat blade screw driver. Then remove the door and lamp using a allen wrench (this wrench comes with a new lamp in case you don't have one). Reinstall and reset lamp timer if needed, this instruction comes with the new lamp. This info is on page 20 of your owners manual. Make sure it's cooled off and don't touch the front glass of these lamps.

    How do I change the bulb in an AEG fridge?

    It a smaller fridge only no freezer probably 10 years old, bulb on right hand side, cannot see how to release bulb coverHow do I change the bulb in an AEG fridge?
    If you don't see any screws you probably just squeeze the bulb cover and pull out. There are little tabs holding it in place. I hope that helps.

    How do you remove the light cover panel on a 98 VW Golf to change bulbs? No owner's manual.?

    I've answered this before .

    I've changed one before and it was so easy. All the bulbs for the tail lights are together.

    You have to depress on 2 spring clips on either side of the bulb holder and pull all the bulbs out. Be careful to pull out straight because you can break all the other bulbs.

    Press down on the bulb and turn to remove it. That's it replace the bulb and push back the bulb holder.

    Easy.How do you remove the light cover panel on a 98 VW Golf to change bulbs? No owner's manual.?
    We know how to change the bulbs. It's accessing them and removing the panel as well as that panel's location that we are trying to figure out.

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    How do you remove the light cover panel on a 98 VW Golf to change bulbs? No owner's manual.?
    Try poping the hood and looking on the edge where the light is. There spould be some screws
    open the trunk the light should be inserted through the back twist it out lefty loosy righty tighty and replace the bulb.
    my 2003 jetta has little carpeted doors that open with thumb screws to access the lamps. Autozone may replace them for you for free if you buy their bulbs.
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  • How do you remove the globe on a Hampton Bay Windward ceiling fan in order to change the bulb?

    The globe is very flush and does not have much area to grab. Here is a link to a photo. http://www.hamptonbay.com/Product.aspx?pid=2a23ce2c-5c68-44f8-b830-ddd98b797cdf%26amp;cid=791128

    It is just stuck.How do you remove the globe on a Hampton Bay Windward ceiling fan in order to change the bulb?
    You put pressure on the glass and turn it. Careful not to break it.How do you remove the globe on a Hampton Bay Windward ceiling fan in order to change the bulb?
    from the looks of it i would call H-deopt, see if they can get you the info,

    Has anyone got any advice about how to change the bulb in an electric fire?

    Ive got a Cheriton optiflame fire and the bulb needs replacing

    Ive lost the instructions but can vaguely remeber it said to take all the coals out and unscrew the coal bed and the bulb would be under the coal bed

    Ive done this and taken the screws out but I cant see how you get the cover off to get at the bulb-Ive tried brute force but its not working lol



    any advice much appreciated :0)Has anyone got any advice about how to change the bulb in an electric fire?
    Try the technical manuals available online. You can also print off a copy of the user manual if needed -



    http://www.dimplex.com/index.shtml



    If you can't find your exact model - look for similar (or Email them) They usually stick to the same method of construction.



    Very often products are made to clip in - using fewer screws saves manufacturing costs, so once you've removed all visible screws, use a flat blated screwdriver in any likely slots to pry one side while pulling on the part you need removing. Do not try to remove it in one go like a paint tin lid - but use a constant pull with prying at multiple points along 2 adjacent sides. This can be frustrating as some clips re-attatch while your working on another area - but it will come out eventually.Has anyone got any advice about how to change the bulb in an electric fire?
    You can download an instruction manual from here.

    http://www.dimplex.co.uk/corporate_infor
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    How do you change the bulb of the front blinkers of a nissan vanette?

    i tried to unscrew the covers but the don't come off at all. even a gas station dude didn't figure it out.How do you change the bulb of the front blinkers of a nissan vanette?
    It should be in your owners manual.

    How to remove Halogen ceiling spotlights and change the bulb?

    how do i remove a Halogen ceiling spotlight from the celing also how the heck are you suposed to change the bulb in them ive removed the bulb circlip but how does the bulb come out. i also need to remove the hole unit from the celing to paint roundHow to remove Halogen ceiling spotlights and change the bulb?
    these thing are a pain in the a r se to get out. They run really hot, which distorts the holders and they can be a devil to get out.



    the lamp is probably a ';push and twist'; fit, but it fits flush into the holder . Its hard to get a grip on it with your bare hand but try a big lump of blu-tak.

    The other thing I have done, is see if you can get some cardboard in between the edge of the lamp and the fitting. Like a cardboard tube, then when you screw the tube up ( whilst pushing and turning it anti - clockwise) it should pop out.



    I always put a dot of high temperature copper grease on the prongs of these lamps when I fit them. They can be hellish things to get out.



    Incidentally there are LED lamps coming on the market nowadays which are direct replacements for these hot halogen lamps. I have never really liked the halogens.How to remove Halogen ceiling spotlights and change the bulb?
    IF like you say you have taken off the round ring, i would assume that this is a low voltage downlighter.

    These fitting usually use a floating lampholder, you need to pull the lamp from the fitting and the cable and lamphold should come with it.



    From wht has been said i think that the cable has either become snagged or has acctually got stuck (its insulation has melted).



    With this in mind the only way i can see that it can be removed is to gently pull the whole fitting out of the ceiling. The fiiting itself should be held in with 2 large springs.



    Be warned 1 off 2 things will happen, 1 the ceiling around the fitting the plaster could come away and 2 your fingers with get in the way when the spring snaps shut once it is clear of the ceiling
    Many halogen bulbs have two small locking pieces on the back of the bulb. You have to push in gently, then while keeping the pressure in, give it a slight turn and it will pop out. Look ar a new bulb first and it will become clear.



    Here is a picture. Look at all the halogens on this website http://www.bulbs.com/eSpec.aspx?ID=15377



    Once the bulb is out, you can probably remove the outer ring which just slides in and out so you can paint around the unit.



    Some halogen are screw in, and some just have 2 small pins that just pull out.
    it depends on the type of light.

    low voltage downlighters should just fall out once the circlip is removed if it doesnt and youre positive its lv just prise it gently with a screwdriver. it sound however as if its main voltage you have. in this instance once the circlip is removed just give the bulb its self a clockwise turn about an eighth osf a revolution and it shouild come out.

    Vauxhall corsa 03 plate inside bulb change?

    I have a Vauxhall corsa 03 plate and the backlight where the radio station and time show in the middle console has gone. Does anyone know how to get to this bulb? Do i have to take the whole dashboard out, just the middle console?



    Ive just had a go and got as far as taking the glovebox out ....... and then put it back in. Any help greatfull. Vauxhall corsa 03 plate inside bulb change?
    its not that hard ! the 2 air vents below the clock can be removed by a thin blade or screwdriver pushing them to one side then pulling out that will expose the screws. the rest is simple with a little bit of patients
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  • How can I open my fluorescent light fixture to change the bulb?

    It's recessed into the ceiling, with no obvious hinges, knobs, or latches. The clear plastic cover that the light shines through doesn't move out of the way. The cover of the fixture is almost flush with the ceiling.How can I open my fluorescent light fixture to change the bulb?
    ive seen them with a little arm that just sticks out at the edge of the metal frame next to the plastic. There should be two of them on oone side that you pull out and they release the cover.

    How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Twenty!

    Eighteen to stand around! one to change the bulb! and another to supervise!



    AW YEAH!How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?



    A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:



    Whereas the party of the first part, also known as ';Lawyer,'; and the party of the second part, also known as ';Light Bulb,'; do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed-upon duties, i.e., the illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.



    The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:



    1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation, at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder, or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counterclockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) with every reasonable caution by the party of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned customary and agreed-upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform, and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout.



    2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part (';Receptacle';), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.



    3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part (';New Light Bulb';). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in Step 1 of this document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable.



    NOTE: The above-described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of commerce and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as ';The Firm.';How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?
    lol
    Don't forget the 3 to fill out the paperwork and twelve to form a panel and debate the necessity of bulb changing.
    Very good, but...you forgot the guy who delivered the bulb :)
    1 elected official to decide that the light need to be changed!



    12 advisers to research what departments need to be notified to light bulb changes!



    32 lawyers to make sure they can't be sued for the change!



    1 Engineer to ensure the lights will work with the light stand and under the weather conditions!



    2 Engineering students to do the research for the engineer!



    1 Community college grad to do the students work for them!



    Than one guy to look at the light standard and ***** that they ordered the wrong bulbs!!!.
    So true
    lol...Keep telling jokes like that, and the government is gonna be changing your underwear.

    How do you know when to change the bulb on a rear projection dlp tv?

    WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PICTURE WHEN A BULB NEEDS REPLACING? IS IT A PROGRESSIVE LOSS OF QUALITY OR A TOTAL LOSS OF PICTURE ETC?How do you know when to change the bulb on a rear projection dlp tv?
    Depending on what type of TV you have it should have a lamp timer or something to that effect. I bought an extra for mine when I got the TV because I was worried that it would blow and I wouldnt be able to get a new one quick enough.

    When it does blow it will just go black. No harm will be done to the TV. You'll just have a picturless TV until you get a new lamp. If it is under warranty just call up whoever and say it blew and they will send you a new lamp. Keep it as a backup.

    Good luck!How do you know when to change the bulb on a rear projection dlp tv?
    The picture tends to go instantly black. My samsung flashed lights on the front that the manual said - the bulb is out.

    How do I change the bulb in the cluster for a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am?

    I was told to remove the kick plate. Is that correct? If it is what about the two screws that are screwed into the dash board right before the cluster?How do I change the bulb in the cluster for a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am?
    Get a Haynes Repair manual for your vehicle make and year. It has troubleshooting tips, wiring schematics, and how to fix about everything in your vehicle.How do I change the bulb in the cluster for a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am?
    kick plate cuz u dont need to take cluster out just replace bulb
    look on the back and you will see how the are afixed and then turn the one that seems to be out you will then see how to replace it
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  • How can i change the torch light on my samsung d900 for a brighter bulb?

    i have a samsung D900, but think that the light on the camera is really pathetic, is there a way i can tinker with it and change the bulb or something to make it more bright, light my other phone the samsung E900. if i can even remove that bulb and put it in id be happy to do so.

    thanks any help would be appreciatedHow can i change the torch light on my samsung d900 for a brighter bulb?
    The flash on the D900 is for taking pictures in low light at short range and as with any camera flash are only effective up to about 2 meters so there would be no point changing the flash bulb.How can i change the torch light on my samsung d900 for a brighter bulb?
    You can change the bulb for one which will burn brighter ,but it is not without risk and not recommended.It is being done,but the bulb burns much hotter.

    I find it difficuit to remove the rear light casing to change a bulb on my nissan X-trail. How can it be done?

    I need to replace a blown rear stop light bulb on my Nissan X-trail but the light casing is difficult to remove after unscrewed the visable bolts. I need to know how to remove the light casing ,but I'm not sure what is holding it in place and i do not want to apply to much force to break the casing.I find it difficuit to remove the rear light casing to change a bulb on my nissan X-trail. How can it be done?
    buy you a manual this not being smart to you all auto owner need a repair manual

    How do you change headlight bulb in a mercury milan?

    Would the headlight need to be removed? If so does the bumper have to come off for this process?How do you change headlight bulb in a mercury milan?
    In most cases, the headlight does not need to be removed, but it depends on the year and model. Look under the hood at the back of the headlights and you should see a wire going into the back of the headlight.



    In most cases, you can twist the plastic base that the wire is attached to and remove the bulb.

    How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.



    Any other guesses?How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. Lightbulbs don't exist.



    None. Atheists are already 'bright' enough on their own.



    Two. One to screw it in and one to try to convince the theist that, despite what it says in a 2000-year-old storybook, in the real world you actually have to turn the bulb clockwise.



    One, but he'll never be able to fill the dark, gaping hole left in the ceiling until he converts.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    why does everyone have to get all mad when religion is involved, I make all A's and I'm a Christian. you don't have to judge people because of there beliefs. But i do dislike people like it when people like Tim act say they're Christians when they don't even act Christ-like

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    I guess a Fundamentalist would say



    ';None! For they live in eternal darkness!';
    haha, funny!
    We don't change light bulbs, we hired unskilled Christian workers to do it.
    One. I can do it by myself and i don't care what fundamentalists believe. :D
    None: While they're researching evolutionary biology, they ask the Christian custodian to come in and do it for them.
    Don't think it's good or nice or slam anyone here.
    How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?



    None,... they like to stay in the dark.
    The bible is fake and you beleive in a child's story used to keep people in line when there was no authority....



    There, does'nt that make you feel more idiotic?
    We hire your C+ Average children to do it for us ';In the Name of God';.
    I just hold the bulb since the world revolves around me.
    Heh



    We invent new technology to replace it.
    You believe in a fairytale god, isn't that funnier?
    I was going to say just one, because my brother has changed light bulbs before. But... yours is more clever.
    As a Christian I hate when retarded atheists like you pretend to be a Christian to make us look real stupid, you are really mental.



    I will pray for you because you have an illness

    Only God can cure you now, please put your trust in the Lord
    None.

    Christians control all the light bulbs, atheists are not allowed to have light bulbs. We decide who can be enlightened and who can't.
    In keeping with your question;



    quite a few since they don't believe it exists....They can't see it because of the light, being too bright.
    LOL, I love it, look at the christians fighting each other! Wow, you people cannot even get along with each other, how funny!

    godsgirl, your own kind even hate you. lol
    None. They already see the light.
    They don't. They sit back and wait for it to evolve.
    I thought it took at least 4.

    1 to do it,

    1 to observe,

    1 to repeat, to make sure it works every time,

    1 to observe the second try.



    They asked the same thing about creationist a days ago...

    good to see its turned on them.
    none
    aaaahh ickle chwistians talkin bout fairy tails as usual...for shame..



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    How do I change the bulb on a Christmas Inflatable balloon?....?

    We have a Three Kings Inflatable yard Balloon and the internal light has burned out.....I was just wondering if anyone else has had this issue and can help me on how to replace the bulb safely without breaking the balloon...Thanks and Happy Holidays to everyone!How do I change the bulb on a Christmas Inflatable balloon?....?
    the ones i have have a zipper on them that you unzip to change bulbs. check it over for a zipper.
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  • How many government employees does it take to change a light bulb?

    When they're done changing light bulbs, should they continue to get paid for the completed job?How many government employees does it take to change a light bulb?
    Eleven. One to hold the bulb. Two to turn the ladder. Eight bureaucrats to authorize the changing.How many government employees does it take to change a light bulb?
    535.



    435 voting members of the House of Republicans

    100 voting members of the Senate.
    usually 2, I work for the government and see them come in with the ladder one holds it while th other changes the bulb
    It depends where you are at in the requisition process.

    How to change a bulb in a hallway light?

    Anyone know how to change the bulb in the light shown in the link below? None of the glass panes are removable.



    http://www.seagulllighting.com/Hall-Lighting-5116-02.htmlHow to change a bulb in a hallway light?
    It looks like that nut on the very bottom holds the cage in place. Try loosening that (See lowest part of lamp as per instructions below).How to change a bulb in a hallway light?
    read the manual.

    No doubt the entire thing comes apart when you remove a screw somewhere.
    Get a permit from your county and hire an electrician
    Well, I've installed a few lights similar to this.... on those, the glass framework unscrews from the retaining ring at the top of the glass.



    This is more common, than the finial nut holding a whole glass assembly like that - and if the glass framework is open at the bottom (something we can't tell from the photo), then it is definitely not the bottom finial nut.



    If all else fails, call their customer service number, and have them look it up, hehehe.



    Good Luck

    How do i change the head light bulb on a 09 honda accord?

    i need to change both of the headlights on a 09 accord i need to do it my self because i am putting hids in them so i cant go to the dealer. i don't care if it voids the warranty just need to know how to change the bulbs thanks.How do i change the head light bulb on a 09 honda accord?
    You will first need to remove the front bumper, it has a 8 mm bolt at the edge near the corner of the fender and a bunch of plastic retainers that break easy so be careful when removing them (special tool needed) Once the cover is off there will be access to remove the headlamp assembly, then you can flip it over and install your hid lamps. The headlamps are held on with 10 mm bolts. good luck

    How do i change the bulb setting on my Nikon D70?

    I want to take a picture with a longer exposure time, and actually i just need to know how to change the exposure time to at least 3 or 4 seconds.

    thanks.How do i change the bulb setting on my Nikon D70?
    You can only get to ';bulb'; in the ';M'; mode. Rotate the main command dial (the rear one) all the way through the long exposure values and you will find ';bulb'; is the last one you can get to.How do i change the bulb setting on my Nikon D70?
    Get started here--do you have the manual handy? If not, go to:



    http://www.nikonusa.com/pdf/manuals/dslr



    Look at page 82, ';Manual'; mode--the next page, it talks about ';Long Time Exposures';--and shows you how to set your camera to B mode.



    Actually I'd try Shutter priority auto mode (page 79), too.



    Will you set the camera in self-timer, or will someone press take the photo for you. See page 105 for that.



    Hope this helps. My Nikon is FM2--and it runs without a battery!

    I've never seen anyone change traffic light bulbs. Traffic lights are on 24/7 how do they not burn out?

    I seem to change bulbs in my house all the time. Very odd. Any insights are welcome for this mystery.I've never seen anyone change traffic light bulbs. Traffic lights are on 24/7 how do they not burn out?
    Just because you have never witnessed something doesn't mean it never happens. I mean have you ever seen the mechanics at the airport, seal the inside of a 747s fuel tank? The fact that these planes don't just blow up randomly all day long, everyday is proof that it happens. I worked for a road crew for D.O.T. and we replaced bulbs in traffic signals all the time. It is done mostly at night when traffic is the lightest because of where you need to orient the boom lift truck to do the repair. generally right in the middle of the intersection.I've never seen anyone change traffic light bulbs. Traffic lights are on 24/7 how do they not burn out?
    I want to know the answer to that question..lol
    they do burn out... Seen some in my area that were that way. And I have seen them changing them. They just change them when there is not a lot of traffic, i.e., VERY early in the AM.
    They use special long life bulbs. they use a lttle more juice . but its cheaper than constant changing . you can buy these bulbs at home depot or any large outlets
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  • How do I change the bulb on a 97 Honda Accord? Thank you?

    I bought the bulb and even figured out how to open the hood, but the darn turnie thing wont budge...what am I doing wrong? Thanks again.How do I change the bulb on a 97 Honda Accord? Thank you?
    The plastic caps that hold the bulb in simply have to be turned..........and mine were stuck pretty good! ( 97 accord) If you/brother happen to have a pair of channel lock pliers it makes it very simple and saves the flesh from the palm of your hand.....should be a 5 minute job.How do I change the bulb on a 97 Honda Accord? Thank you?
    Some of the bulbs can be more complicated to replace, and ever thing is plastic so. I would suggest to take it first to a local parts store like auto zone, advance, or Oreilly and ask on of the nice boys to do it for you. If that does not happen let a local aftermarket repair shop help you for a small fee (around FREE if they want your business or $5-$10 dollars).

    How Many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining the day is young,

    we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside

    worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring

    that's not up to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the

    light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these

    people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed

    any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no

    one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still mess on the carpet in the dark.

    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

    13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

    15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.

    By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    The Cat's Answer: ';Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.

    So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?';

    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE

    MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.How Many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
    we are just slaves to cats..we are their pets not them being oursHow Many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
    lol. those answers are JUST like the dogs. lol star!
    I love it!! But what about the Pit Bulls?? LOL Probably the same as the rotties huh??
    two thumbs up!!!....that was funny. i have an German Shephard
    lol

    How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that God did it.





    lol I thought it was amusing!



    hagd



    Cinn =)How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Funny : )

    Never heard an atheist light bulb joke before, thank you for sharing : )



    Peace : )How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Heh. Neat.
    None, they are smart enough to use LED lighting.
    Well, technically, it's still only one atheist changing the bulb. The other is doing something else... videotaping.
    I laughed. Good one.
    None, they let the Christians do it so they can spout ';Let there be light!'; when they flick the switch.
    That's not a terrible joke, not great but not terrible. Here's my favorite version:



    How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?



    Two. One to change it, and one NOT to change it.
    Why bother changing it when you can just throw another babby on the barbecue.
    But some fundies would still claim that God made the tape to look as if the atheist was changing the bulb.
    None



    They like being in the dark ;)
    LOL I like it.
    What light bulb? They live in darkness and deny the Light of God
    So, if god doesn't change the light bubs. What does he do?



    Look at you. Now you ruined my faith.....
    yes, funny
    LOL ;)
    I could be happy

    the rest of my life with

    a cinnamon girl
    haha your hilarious........
    Please, they are smart enough to use tripods... which the believe evolve from unipods
    Lol
    Ouch!
    I like it! Perhaps slightly mean to fundamentalists, but still funny.



    Thanks!



    Atheist.
    cute
    An atheist walks into a bar and says “Ow that hurt!”
    I love it! LOL!
    5... four to jump jesus, and one to bottle him while the other four hold him



    (after all, jesus is the light, right?)
    None. Since it is dark, the atheists claim that the light bulb doesn't even exist.
    I thought that was quite good actually, despite the hateful message I dreaded when clicking on your question.



    Good job ;-)
    Funny I am atheist :D
    none.. all they have to do is fart with a bang and create light
    that was funny
    Yes.

    How cynical of you.

    Can I replace the brake light bulb on my audi a3 or do I need to take it to audi to do?

    A brake light has gone on my audi a3 and I thought yep I'll just replace it but it's all panneled in. I have changed bulbs on Vw's with not hassle, just unclip the small panel and replace it but on the audi a3 it's all boxed in. How do I replace them?Can I replace the brake light bulb on my audi a3 or do I need to take it to audi to do?
    To change the bulb you will need to remove the rear light cluster. Inside the boot you will see a round coloured (same as interior trim) Remove this and you will see a bolt that needs to be removed and the whole light fitting will be free to remove and then you can access the rear of the light like you could on the other cars. Be careful not to let the light drop when you undo the bolt and also not to Over tighten it when re fitting.Can I replace the brake light bulb on my audi a3 or do I need to take it to audi to do?
    Its not to hard to do! Inside the boot behind the light cluster there is a blank plug that you need to pop out about the size of a 50p. In there you'll see a long plastic hex nut with a slot in it. It easier to use the screw driver in your spare wheel kit (probably designed for the job!). Unscrew this nut BE CAREFUL not to drop it in inside! You then need to hold the rear cluster by the inside edge (boot open) and pull it out a bit to clear the thread you have just removed the plastic nut from. Move the cluster outwards and sidewards which will pop the side of the light out of the side part of the bodywork. Its only held in by 2 plug style things in rubber gromets. The rest is simple, the bulbs are held on a circuit board like any other car in the back of the cluster. I would use phillips bulbs though, I put some cheap petrol station ones in and it kept blowing them! Hope this helps!

    How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    OTOH, some atheists may think that the light bulb will just change itself, via natural laws expressed through the process of evolution.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Look at that. You asked AND answered your own question.
    How many kids with ADD does it take?



    Two, one to... hey let's go ride bicycles.
    Damn, I was JUST about to answer that same thing, too.
    I love how you answered your own question
    Not bad, but I won't use it.
    2 points.
    In my household, just one - me.

    And if someone were to videotape it, that would just be kind of creepy.
    Here's a couple more ...



    Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.



    None. Atheists never ';see the light'; anyway do they ?
    Whilst you answered you own question you have missed the point.Without bringing religion or the lack of it into the answer or question, the real answer is ';Doe's the Light Bulb want to change';Fundarmental don't you think.
    why would the fundamentalist claim god did it. When have they ever said that god has changed a light bulb.
    wow that is so intelligent, NOT
    None because they don't see the light.
    What do you think tripods are for?

    Which wouldn't matter. The fundies refuse to look at any valid research of any kind.
    How many fundies does it take to change a lightbulb- Four, one to hold the bulb in place and three to turn the chair around ( i should probably have said that they would just pray for god to change it but that would be just plain silly)
    The LORD God needs no light bulbs!
    How many Give Naruto777 A Thumbs Down And 10 Points does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Give Naruto777 A Thumbs Down And 10 Points.
    Look in the real world.

    Decode this lyrics ' You'll see ';

    ';Just another day ';

    With a screw driver?

    Fix up the twin antennae feelers ?

    Switch the frequency?

    The job done?

    Luke 21.30-36

    Luke 9.25,55-56,60

    Luke 24.44-45,47-48

    Revelation 22.13-17

    What do you think?
    WHAT STUPIDNESS IS THIS ..I SUPPOSE U JUST IMAGINE THAT U CHANGE THE BULB AND IT HAPPENS OR U HAVE FAITH AND IT CHANGES IT'S SELF OR DO U HAVE TO REFER TO THE BIBLE TO FIND OUT HOW TO CHANGE A BULB ..BTW MAY I ASK ARE U INTO INCEST AS WELL
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  • Anyone know how to change the bulb on a LEC fridge, model R450CW?

    I purchased a second hand under counter fridge but the interior bulb seems to have blown.

    The bulb apprears to be hidden behind a panel which I cannot figure out how to remove?

    Anyone done this before on this model or have an manual for this type?



    ThanksAnyone know how to change the bulb on a LEC fridge, model R450CW?
    Without seeing the product! It's hard to tell.



    Try looking on youtube, you'll be surprised what you will find.Anyone know how to change the bulb on a LEC fridge, model R450CW?
    Unfortunately the model is discontinued by the manufacturer,but if you call this company



    http://www.lightbulbs-direct.com/search/





    and buy a bulb off them they will tell you how to remove the assy



    usually there's one screw behind the thermostat control and the plastic diffuser in place as its designed to click into several grooves- I've not repaired one of these so i'd call these guys- the bulbs are cheap

    How do I change the bulb in my rear brake lights? 2001 Sebring?

    2001 Sebring. Rear Brake light. I can't figure out how to get the bulb to replace it. It looks like it is in cased from the trunk. Is there a hidden bolt or something that I am not seeing?How do I change the bulb in my rear brake lights? 2001 Sebring?
    You will just need to pull pack the carpet in the trunk on the side that needs replaced, then there will be lamp sockets and they should just twist out. Good luck!How do I change the bulb in my rear brake lights? 2001 Sebring?
    Check outside on the lamp face/housing for any screws....



    If they're all inside, you probably have 3 or 4 of those plastic nuts to undo.... also remember that there will probably be some kind of plastic tab that also holds the lamp housing in place to the body....
    Open the trunk lid and the sockets should be right there. Just twist them out and pull out the bulbs.

    How often (with normal use) do you have to change the bulb in a projection LCD tv?

    I was told about every 3-4 years, and I think the guy at the store was trying to sell me a service plan using this bulb thing. My father has had an LCD projection tv for about 4 years now and he has never had a bulb problem. Any help would be appreciated.How often (with normal use) do you have to change the bulb in a projection LCD tv?
    I think the seller was right. The bulb in the projection tv's loses its freshness two years later. It depends on your usage style, of course. but in general, the projections have less lifespans than plasmas, lcd's and other type of image sources.

    How do i change the turn indicator bulb on my 97 camry?

    my left turn indicator burned out a few days ago and i need to change it, the only problem is i dont know how to get the light panel off to change the bulbs out. anybody know how i go about doing this?How do i change the turn indicator bulb on my 97 camry?
    There usually is a tiny screw keeping the light panel on - or look inside your trunk and see if you can get to it from there. Pep Boys can usually do it for about $30 or so dollars.

    How do i change the bulb for a back license plate on a 1991 toyota corolla?

    I just bought a 1991 toyota corolla and I keep getting pulled over about the light on my back license plate not showing up, I tried to find a way to change it with no luck does anyone know how it is done.How do i change the bulb for a back license plate on a 1991 toyota corolla?
    A license plate has a bulb?How do i change the bulb for a back license plate on a 1991 toyota corolla?
    Look up under the light fixture, there should be 2 small

    screws holding the housing on. Remove the 2 small screws

    and remove the housing, change the bulb and re-install the

    housing.
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  • How do you change a fog light bulb on a 2007 Pontiac G5 GT?

    I don't know how to change the bulb on my foglight of my 2007 pontiac g5 gt. It would be a great help if you could tell me! hahaHow do you change a fog light bulb on a 2007 Pontiac G5 GT?
    try to check it out first on auto repair shop...How do you change a fog light bulb on a 2007 Pontiac G5 GT?
    reach behind the bumper and there should be part of the assembly that turns and it will pop out and you have access to the bulb.

    I need to change the bulb for the temp setting on dash of my 2002 Chevy impala?

    Both lights have gone out on the temp adjust on the dash of my 2002 Chevy impala and I don't know how to get in and change them out. Pulled out the ash tray but can't get into it. Any help please?I need to change the bulb for the temp setting on dash of my 2002 Chevy impala?
    The bulbs are not user-serviceable. They are soldered on the board. You can swap the control unit, or, if you're very good at soldering, you can remove the bulb(s) and solder in new ones. I do know of a guy who does upgrades to the Impala interior lights (cluster, HVAC control, etc). His site is http://bbengineer.home.comcast.net/~bben



    Check it out.I need to change the bulb for the temp setting on dash of my 2002 Chevy impala?
    go to www.mygmlink.com
    Normally those bulbs don't just blow out- they go out for a reason- make sure you do your research before tearing your dash apart...
    Dont listen to Chris...Everything is replaceable, its just not easy. You may need to take the dash apart. I would take it to a dealer. Probably gonna be 59 cents for the light and then 900 bucks in labor..lol.
    I'm pretty sure that these bulbs aren't replaceable. In anycase you'd have to remove the control assembly(the part with the temp,fan speed,and vent control) That part is pretty easy to get to if you have ever put a radio in a car. But the bulbs are usually a permant part of the control unit on most newer chevy's. I ran into this before, but not sure if it was the same year or not, so good luck.
    it isn't really replaceable. the control head has to be replaced

    Can anyone tell me how to change a headlitght bulb in a 1996 honda accord?

    Or maybe somewhere I can go online that will tell me? I know its as easy as just taking the thing out and changing the bulb but I dont want anything to not fit back in the right spot. Can you tell Im not very car efficient? hahaCan anyone tell me how to change a headlitght bulb in a 1996 honda accord?
    http://autorepair.about.com/cs/troublesh

    http://www.ehow.com/how_2630_replace-carCan anyone tell me how to change a headlitght bulb in a 1996 honda accord?
    I had a 97 Civic,so yours is probably the same, just behind the lamp assy you will see a black knob with two or three wire attached to it,just turn it 1/4 CCW and pull gently out.

    P.S. there may be something in your way like the battery.

    You can also get this info at your library.

    Friday, November 19, 2010

    Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?

    There are some here in this dark room, I can hear them,

    but they haven't changed the bulb yet!Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?
    were plotting... just sit tight, everything'll be ok...Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?
    3.
    That's cuz squirrels are too smart to use normal light bulbs. They have all converted to LEDs and LEDs don't burn out.
    ahhh ahhh I think 3!
    s that supposed to make me cry??Cuz it did.
    2 and a half!
    They don't have thumbs do they?
    Depends on the bulb.
    2 to fight over it, one to figure out it isn't an acorn, an one to screw it in. 4
    Heehee! Sneaky little buggers!
    Well ..... don't worry about it ... seems there isn't much we can do about it ... now ...

    it's Nancy.. Harry .. and the Pres' ... doing their thing ..... in the dark ......
    They're just digging their way to the light ron, screw that bulb man!
    what what what did i miss?
    two if you help them with the big ladder and hand them the bulb and then one squirrel helps the squirrel keep his balance and the other changes the light bulb, first tossing the old one out to you, and you hand one of the squirrels the new light bulb.
    About 899. One to hold the bulb, two more to hold the squirrel holding the bulb and 896 to turn the ladder round and round

    How do you change light bulb on Pfaff Creative 7570?

    My light is out on my Pfaff Creative 7570 and have tried to take it out, but it is such a tight spot that I can't unscrew it. Does the side panel come off so I could access the light bulb better? If it does how do you take off the panel? Or is there a trick to getting it out? Any suggestions are welcome.How do you change light bulb on Pfaff Creative 7570?
    Look in the maintenance section of the owner's manual. Some machines include a special accessory for removing and installing the light bulb.



    It is usually a push and turn and not a screwing motion for the removal and installation.
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  • How do I change the bulb above my license plate?

    I have a 2005 Hyundai Elantra. I noticed last night that the left bulb above my plate is out. Didn't get to inspect too close but does it take a regular sized screw driver to take it off or a tiny one? Is this a bulb I can just buy at Walmart or will I have to go to Auto Zone? Is it expensive? Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks! =)How do I change the bulb above my license plate?
    Look closely during daylight hours and determine size and type of screwdriver required. Obtain that size screwdriver and remove the lens. Do not lose the lens or screws. Carefully remove the bulb and take it to Walmart to see if it is available. Replace with the exact bulb type as original. Test operation. Replace lens and screws. Maybe $2. Walmart does not necessarily have the lowest price on all itemsHow do I change the bulb above my license plate?
    It probably pops out some how from behind. If not it will have screws or bolts on the front side. Then you just take them out.



    Walmart will have the bulbs, or Autozone will. They'll be about the same price, so get whatevers easier.
    Stare really hard at it and sing kumbayah. Whn you get to the end of the song jump 3 times on one foot and there you go... fixed!
    It depends on the type of car u have some are on the tag and some you have to go through the trunk.

    How many Israelis does it take to change a light bulb?

    15



    1 to change the bulb



    3 to kill palestinian women and children



    1 to cry about 'The Holocaust'



    2 to lobby Washinton for more money



    2 to try to push the USA into a war with Iran



    1 to gloat about killing Rachel Corrie



    and 5 to supress criticism of IsraelHow many Israelis does it take to change a light bulb?
    retardation is nothing to be proud ofHow many Israelis does it take to change a light bulb?
    I thought it took 1, the same as everyone else.

    How do i change the brake light bulb in an 07 sentra?

    I took out the lining in the trunk and when i look at where the assembly hooks up i don't see ';screws'; like some people say. I just see plastic clips that if i touch i know imma find out later that i didnt need to touch them to change my bulb.. any help?How do i change the brake light bulb in an 07 sentra?
    .



    Walk around to the back of your Sentra and gently pry the taillight cover away from the rear quarter-panel.

    Loosen the turn signal bulb socket by turning it counterclockwise and remove it from the taillight assembly.

    Press the old bulb into the socket, turn it counterclockwise and pull it out. Dispose of the bulb immediately to prevent it from becoming a hazard.

    Screw the new bulb into the socket until it stops twisting. Avoid placing too much pressure on the bulb, as this may cause it to crack.

    Turn your car back on and activate the turn signal. If the bulb blinks, press the taillight cover back into place.

    How to change headlight bulb on 2004 maxima?

    I need to change the hi/low bulbs on my 2004 nissan maxima .. i have tried to take out the whole headligt but i think there may be another screw holding it .. and i cannot get to the back to unscrew the bulbs ...Help please ..anyone done this before ?How to change headlight bulb on 2004 maxima?
    in back you have wires that plug into the headlight, unplug it next you you have screws holding the headlight in place don't mess with the screws that adjust he head lightHow to change headlight bulb on 2004 maxima?
    Join for free and it might help.



    http://x.nissanhelp.com/forums/diy-projects/5691-2000-2003-nissan-maxima-headlamp-removal-procedure.html

    How do I change the bulb in the tail light of a 2005 Volkswage GTI?

    My mom zips me to school, wrestling practice and just about everywhere else in this little car, so I want to do something nice for her. I just can't seem to get the bulb out. Can anyone help me out and give me step-by-step instructions? Thanks!How do I change the bulb in the tail light of a 2005 Volkswage GTI?
    Mark L,

    I had a similar problem with my car and i went to Auto Zone and i purchased the bulb from them and they installed it for me at no charge.....I have a freind that did the same thing but at O'Reillys and it was free also, but you have to purchase the bulb from them.....
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  • Does anyone know how to change the bulb on the odometer in my Vauxhall Corsa Life 2005 ?

    Mileage is working, just not lit up. I presume its not fuse. Does anyone know where i find the bulb and how i change it?



    Thanks :)Does anyone know how to change the bulb on the odometer in my Vauxhall Corsa Life 2005 ?
    I have heard they are not easy. I think its costs alot in labour costs as the odometer needs to come out to change them.



    If its still in warrantie take it back and complain, A odometer bulb should last alot longer then 3 years. (If you are lucky they might do it, But its probally not officially covered)Does anyone know how to change the bulb on the odometer in my Vauxhall Corsa Life 2005 ?
    http://www.freeindex.co.uk/categories/Transport_and_Auto/Auto_Parts_and_Accessories/Car_Breakers/



    this should help

    How do I change the drive select indicator bulb of a scion TC?

    The letters P, R, D, 3, L does not light up in my scion tc. Does anyone know how to change the bulbs in this?How do I change the drive select indicator bulb of a scion TC?
    i think you probably pull off the silver shiny plastic, if the car is still under factory warranty i would not do it myself and take the car to a dealership

    How do i change the bulb in my automatic shifter on my center console in my car?

    I dont know how else to explain its the light not on the dash and it tells you what gear you are in, parked, neutral, or reverse. My bulb for that burned out and i want to replace it. I also need to know what size bulb it is. I have a 2001 acura integraHow do i change the bulb in my automatic shifter on my center console in my car?
    I wouldn't worry about knowing the bulb type at this point, you'll find out when you get to it, if you can.



    I'm not familiar with that model, but usually you are looking at removing a lot of phillips head screws, and anything else that gets in your way.



    There may only be 2 screws keeping you from lifting the gear selector panel and replacing the bulb, you'll be able to tell, but if not you have to pull the console. Usually the shift knob has to be removed to lift off the console.



    Take your time and be patient, and put all the screws etc. in a container so you don't lose them.

    How do you remove/change the bulb in a strip light?

    I just got a used aquarium that came with a strip light and bulb. The bulb in the strip light is starting to wear out (blackened edges). I have a replacement, but have no clue how to remove the old bulb. I don't want to risk breaking something, so can anyone tell me the proper way to remove it? Thanks!How do you remove/change the bulb in a strip light?
    I'm guessing that what you have is the traditional straight-tube fluorescent light.

    Turn off the light and let it cool (don't try to change a hot bulb).

    Then hold the light fixture with one hand, and carefully turn the bulb about a quarter to a half turn in place. This will move the pins out of the sockets at each end, and let you slide the bulb out of the fixture. To put the new bulb in, slide it into place and then turn about a half turn until you feel the pins seat in their sockets.



    If it's a long light fixture, it will help to have someone else hold the fixture so you can use both hands to remove the old bulb.How do you remove/change the bulb in a strip light?
    you normally twist it round about 30-45' degrees one way or another and it should pull out...its a bit hard to explain...

    How do I change light bulb on tail light of 1996 Fiat punto?

    Thought it would be easy but can't work out how to get to the bulb or get plastic light covers off. Any clues you lot?How do I change light bulb on tail light of 1996 Fiat punto?
    They are all wrong. Open the boot. Working from inside the boot, there are 2 round plastic covers top and bottom where the light fitting are on the body. prise out the covers with a small screwdriver. you will then find little metal nuts that hold the light fitting in place. undo these nuts anti clockwise. they are usually only hand tight, however I have come across some that had to be undone with a 14mm socket or a pliers. Once thes nuts are removed, the whole light fitting can be pulled away from the body of the car. You the squeeze the plastic lugs and pull the bulb holder away from the light Lens.How do I change light bulb on tail light of 1996 Fiat punto?
    Well if you can see screws on the cover then you remove the cover and change the bulb if no the you must change the whole set.



    I think it should do it.



    Regards,



    KBK
    In the boot there are some plastic lugs on the lamp compress those and the base of the lamp comes out and you remove the bulb easily then
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  • How do I change the bulb on my mini maglite?

    It doesn't seem to unscrew and I can't seem to pull/push it out. Anyone know how to remove it? Anyone know where to get a replacement bulb?How do I change the bulb on my mini maglite?
    pull straight out

    hardware stores,r shackHow do I change the bulb on my mini maglite?
    LOOK IN THE BACK CAP OF YOUR LIGHT..PULL OUT THE SPRING THERE SHOULD BE A EXTRA BULB THERE IF IT'S A MAG LIGHT...IF YOU KEEP UNSCREWING THE FRONT OF THE LIGHT IT WILL COME OUT JUST KEEP TURNING IT... YOU CAN ALSO LOOK ON LINE AT MAGLITE.COM GOOD LUCK
    Turn the focusing ring fully ccw. It will disengage from the threads and you can pull the housing off. The bulb should then be exposed. Pull it straight up, and replace it with either the bulb under the spring at the bottom of the flashlight, or go to walmart/wherever, sport dept. and get two for ..whatever. Three dollars? Then just plug the new one back in, put it together, and go!
    The bulb will pull out- don't be shy, it will not break. There will be a replacement bulb under the spring in the cap you take off to change the battery, housed in a red plastic sleeve. If that fails, there are generally sold at the cigerette aisle in walmart.

    How to change the bulb on lower fog light on 1994 Subaru Impreza?

    How do I remove the casing so I can get to the bulb? Do I have to take off the bumper?How to change the bulb on lower fog light on 1994 Subaru Impreza?
    on most models you will have two 8mm headed bolts i believe both on the bottom of the light assembly remove them and pull the Assembly out then you can just remove the bulb by twisting it counter clock wise then reverse to reinstall



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    How can i change a headlight bulb in a 2002 mercury mountaineer?

    I dont know how to get into the area where the bulb is , I can change the bulb if i can get at itHow can i change a headlight bulb in a 2002 mercury mountaineer?
    In my Ford Explorer (which is the Ford version of a Mountaineer, I think), I replaced several head lamps in the whole 5 years I had it. You have to go in through the back side of the headlight. You open the hood and twist the entire light assembly loose. Then you just unplug the bulb and replace it with a good one.

    How to change a halogen light bulb?

    Just had a load of little halogen downlighters fitted in my kitchen, and one has blown already. My problem is how to access the tiny bulb behind the glass. It seems to be held on with a very strong band of wire, which comes out in a triangle over one edge of the glass and the two ends of the wire come slightly across the glass on the opposite edge. Have tried prying the wire off at both these access points to no avail %26amp; don't want to break the glass. Is there a magic way of changing these bulbs??Any help appreciated.How to change a halogen light bulb?
    Ignore the instructions on touching and turning the lamp to remove it. Since you have a securing clip it is unlikely that you have lamps which turn to fit and remove, I have never seen such fittings. Those lamps are called GU10. You will have GX5.3,- 12 volt 20/35/50 watt lamps which have two pins, these lamps pull straight out, if the lamp is so far back that you cant grip it, you should have been giver a little black suction cup by the installer to pull it out. If not you may be able to wiggle it out with a thin blade. As far as touching the lamps goes, go ahead, there is no risk of fire or anything else. This reply is confusing the fact that you should not touch a BARE halogen lamp as oil from your skin will stain the glass. The bulbs that I suggest you have are protected by the outer glass. I have fitted thousands of these fitting over the years, and replaced even more lamps!



    In the unlikely event that you have a peanut shaped bulb behind a glass, it will be an M50 lamp which also 'pulls' out and touching should be avoided as it is a 'bare' lamp.How to change a halogen light bulb?
    I just changed my first halogen bulb, and like David, was unsure how to get the glass out of the way. It turns out that the only way in is to remove the metal ring (it is a spring) and then the glass falls right out. Removing and replacing the bulb was easy.

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    To remove the bulbs I just pushed the two metal springs together, while holding the bulb, allowing the ring to pop out slightly and then fully remove. To replace the bulb, just insert the two metal pointers at the end of the bulb into the tiny copper inserts in the socket. Push hard to fit.

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    Most electrical supply houses have plastic tweezers plier things that grab the bulb, this does two things safly removes the bulb and keeps the oils from your fingers off the bulb
    HOLD BOTH SIDES OF BULB TAKING CARE NOT TO TOUCH THE GLASS, PRESS IN GENTLY AND TURN TO LEFT, BULB WILL EASILY COME OUT. TO REPLACE TURN BULB UNTIL IT CLIPS IN TO PLACE PRESS IN AND TURN TO RIGHT TOSECURE. THESE BULBS ARE EXPENSIVE BUT CAN BE BOUGHT AT POUND STORES FOR TWO PER POUND, AND THEY LAST JUST AS LONG. JOHN
    The wire is sprung,hold the 2 ends that come slightly across the glass and squeeze together the wire should then come out be careful as this also hold the glass in plac. The bulb will then iether pull or twist out. Good luck
    Mark T is right, but there's more.



    After you get the bulb out, you'll have to put a new one in. Please DO NOT TOUCH THE GLASS on this new bulb with your fingers. This is a FIRE RISK. The oil from your fingers can cause the intense light to refocus and, just like using your magnifying glass to burn a leaf, the same thing can happen to your ceiling, furniture, etc. Use gloves (or at least tissues or a paper towel when handling the new bulb.
    hey man, dont try changing it ,just accept it for what is is..

    Do you have to take off the whole front bumper to change a bulb in the headlamp of a 107 car?

    Noticed I had a bulb out, tried to change it and couldn't figure out how as I don't have a handbook. Help!Do you have to take off the whole front bumper to change a bulb in the headlamp of a 107 car?
    I wouldn't have thought you would have to take a bumper off to change a consumable item like a headlight bulb. If you can get at the back of the headlight unit and there should be a rubber cap type thing which hides the connections and bulb holder most cars you unclip the bulb holder and pop the bulb out. Try ringing the peugot dealer nearest you and ask a friendly mechanic. Just say you don't want to bring it in for such a silly fault. Failing that ring your breakdown people or buy a Haynes manual. Good luck.Do you have to take off the whole front bumper to change a bulb in the headlamp of a 107 car?
    u dont have to take the bumper out look behind headlight housing under hood
    normally the bulbs are spring clipped in behind the casing in the engine compartment failing that you might need to go in either from the wheel arch or even from underneath the car but im sure its hiding in the engine bay gl
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  • How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?

    20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?
    None. Feminists aren't afraid of the dark.



    How many anti-feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



    Doesn't matter. Anti-feminists can't screw anything for schitt.



    How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



    100. One to change the bulb and 99 to whine that the feminists didn't do it.



    How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



    None. Anti-feminists can't change anything.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?
    None.



    As Baba said feminists aren't afraid of being in the dark....about anything.



    Or none because by the time they have quit blaming men it will be light outside.



    Or none they will just get congress to pass a new law to prevent the sun from every setting on them {men have to live in the dark to make up the difference}

    Or none the end of a light bulb is just a phallic symbol and it should be considered rape to ';screw'; in the light bulb.



    Or All of them to have an emotional out burst together on how lazy the light bulb is and how it never supports them in their dreams and how much better off they are having no dependence on the lazy stupid pig of a light bulb and who needs light bulbs any way they are feminists they can make their own light. Light bulbs are obsolete any way fluorescent is better any way if they can just get the government to force the light bulb to install fluorescent for them then the light bulb should be happy to do that.
    I think that they would throw the bulb down and stop on it saying that he has no right to the socket, and spend the next 20 years trying to find a way to get two sockets to make light together.
    100. One to change the bulb and 99 to campaign for a special public grant available only to women to support women considering going into the male dominated light bulb changing field.
    No true feminist would participate in the non consensual penetration of a socket by a light bulb...





    @Chevalier: I woke up this morning, read your hilarious post and nearly spat coffee on my keyboard! LOL Brilliant!!
    lol. That's funny. You know, I thank the Feminists for most of the freedoms that I have as a woman (in most western Cultures), but they go overboard sometimes don't they!?!
    hahahahahahahahahaha
    Two:

    One to change it and the other to dance with (since it's a light one).



    Ciao...John-John.-
    Haha Sweet! =o)
    Cute.
    say ';cute Betty Rubbell face';.
    lol, nice.

    How do you change the light bulb for a Harborbreeze titan ceiling fan?

    I have been fussing over this light for two days and I can't figure out how to change the bulb. It was already in the house when we bought it. Here is the link...

    http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=prHow do you change the light bulb for a Harborbreeze titan ceiling fan?
    Put both hands on the globe an gently twist it counter-clockwise. This will un-lock the globe so you will be able to remove it and replace the bulbs.

    How do i change the headlight bulb on my 1990 Honda Accord lx?

    I feel kind of stupid asking this, yesterday i went to change the bulb and i just couldn't figure out how to get to the stupid thing!How do i change the headlight bulb on my 1990 Honda Accord lx?
    http://www.diynetwork.com/diy/ab_parts_aHow do i change the headlight bulb on my 1990 Honda Accord lx?
    You may have to move the power steering out of the way to get to the bulb if the headlight is on the drivers side. Just pop the power steering canister out of place (it will stay connected) and reach for the bulb.
    there is a retaining ring that holds the buld into the headlight assembly. to replace the bulb, first disconnect the connector from the old bulb. There is a tab on the top of the connector that pushes backward (toward the engine) and with the tab released and held back you can push the connector downward to remove it. On many of the older cars you need to use a flat blade screwdriver to push the sides of the connector downward because the connectors are stuck on from years of dirt and grime buildup.



    with the connector removed you can reach the retaining ring that holds the bulb in. the retainer ring is a circular ring that locks the bulb in place. to release the bulb you turn the retaining ring counter-clockwise (when looking at the ring from the engine). The ring should turn between 1/8 and 1/4 turn before the bulb will pull out. The bulb comes out straight rearward.



    you replace the bulb by reversing the above steps. As a caution, don't handle the bulb by the glass; only touch the plastic housing or you'll cause the new bulb to fail prematurely.



    you may have to remove the power steering reservoir or the air inlet tube on some models (the thing that looks like a periscope on the right side--it just pulls straight up and out) to get to the bulb if you have big hands, but it shouldn't be too much of a problem.



    hope that answers your question
    This site has some pictures showing how to change the bulbs:

    http://www.diynetwork.com/diy/ab_parts_accessories/article/0,2021,DIY_13690_3579214,00.html

    Can I replace the brake light bulb on my audi a3 or do I need to take it to audi to do?

    A brake light has gone on my audi a3 and I thought yep I'll just replace it but it's all panneled in. I have changed bulbs on Vw's with not hassle, just unclip the small panel and replace it but on the audi a3 it's all boxed in. How do I replace them?Can I replace the brake light bulb on my audi a3 or do I need to take it to audi to do?
    The same as on the A4;

    http://www.jmaguire.com/blog/2006/02/05/

    How do I change the bulb on the Speedo of a Yamaha Virago?

    I can't seem to find a screw or release to change the bulb on the speedo on the Yamaha Virago 250ccHow do I change the bulb on the Speedo of a Yamaha Virago?
    Always give year, make, engine size and model # when asking questions, We need all of that info to give an informed answer.

    On the bottom of the speedo (near the rear, is a screw).

    Remove it and the speedo can be lifted out of the cover.

    The socket for the bulb just pulls out.How do I change the bulb on the Speedo of a Yamaha Virago?
    What year is a Y registration?

    What year was the bike made?

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  • How do i change the bulb on a citreon picasso?

    Hi the bulb is dim on the left side and i need to change it firstly how many bulbs are in there and can i change it i know nothing about cars thanksHow do i change the bulb on a citreon picasso?
    there are lots of bulbs on your car - it depends which one's failed. Check your handbook to see how to change them, or an auto accessory place will probably check, supply %26amp; fit the bulb for you if you ask nicely!

    How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

    10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    1

    If (not lightbulb_on ) then { engineer_change(); }How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    probably more, because they will search for change a bulb software ... lol

    How do I get inside the casing to change the headlight bulb on my 01 Ford Taurus.?

    I am pretty sure that I can figure out how to change the bulb itself, it's just how do I get to the darn thing?How do I get inside the casing to change the headlight bulb on my 01 Ford Taurus.?
    The other day, (this was in my 02 Stang) I had a hell of a time putting new bulbs in. Come to find out, there were TWO metal clips in the back top of where the headlights are. If this is the same as you have, pop them out/up, and pull forward your lights. My friend actually showed me; I felt so stupid! Hope it helps.How do I get inside the casing to change the headlight bulb on my 01 Ford Taurus.?
    i own a repair shop,and you should be able to get to it from the back side of it,,all you have to do is twist the ring thats holding the bulb in,and the whole thing will come out,then its easy to change on it,,you may have to move something out of the way to get to the back of it though,good luck i hope this help,s.
    If it's like most headlights, open the hood and look at the back of the casing. There should be a large knurled knob that encircles the wires leading to the bulb. If you rotate that CCW the socket should pull out with the bulb in it. Remember don't touch the new bulb with bare hands, if you do, clean it with rubbing alcohol. The oil from your skin will make a new bulb burn out pronto. Bring the old bulb to the auto parts store they will match it up. Good luck
    If there is moisture in the headlight assembly your bulb will not last. I had to change out the whole assembly with a new one from Ford. If not then just twist the headlight an do not touch the new bulb.

    2006 PT cruiser touring has headlight problem will not work after changing bulb.?

    Has anyone had this problem.

    Does anyone have any info on how to fix.2006 PT cruiser touring has headlight problem will not work after changing bulb.?
    It is possible to get a bad bulb brand new off the shelve at the parts store. You didn't bend the electrodes on the bulb when you plugged it in did you?

    How to change Bulbs on a Cluster Honda Civic Lx 2001?

    the dealer is asking 300!!! the bulbs on my civic are welded on the cluster do i need to take it to the dealer or is there some other way cheaperHow to change Bulbs on a Cluster Honda Civic Lx 2001?
    Then buy an aftermarket assembly.
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  • How do you remove the headlight housing to change a turn signal bulb in a ford focus?

    I've removed the two screws on top, but the black casing won't move so I can get between it and the lights to change the bulb.How do you remove the headlight housing to change a turn signal bulb in a ford focus?
    There must be a third *extended hex bolt buried down inside the headlight housing. It's there you just have to find it. Wish I could help ya! You've got the right idea as the entire headlight housing has to drop out to service the headlights and turn signals.



    If you really get stuck, go to a library and look up your specific model car in a Motors or Chilton's *big thick book.How do you remove the headlight housing to change a turn signal bulb in a ford focus?
    Hi, The cover should pullout enough to get at the bulb.Please go to the web site (ehow.com) and put in search for how to change front turn signal light for Ford focus. It will give you step by step directions .Good Luck.
    Check your owner's manual. It may show you how to do that and where your missing screw is.

    How do I get the light off of my Nissan Xterra to change the bulb?

    I'm having trouble getting off the left rear light on my Xterra to change the bulb. The manual tells you to take out to bolts and take the cover off , but it does come off easy and I dont want to break the light pulling it off Help!How do I get the light off of my Nissan Xterra to change the bulb?
    look for a hidden bolt on it,,sometimes they have bolts you cannot see right off,and it may have a gasket on it that is making it stick a little also,i have never had one of these out before ,but i mechanic for a living ,and the ones i have done usually have a bolt that you cant see and they will stick sometimes,,good luck with it,hope this help,s,happy new years.

    How do I change the bulb in clock on a 2000 corsa?

    I need to change the bulb in the clock on my corsa and also half the illumiation bulbs on heater controls arent working... It's a 2000 reg model with just a basic clock in centre top of dashHow do I change the bulb in clock on a 2000 corsa?
    Have fun, it's a major project.How do I change the bulb in clock on a 2000 corsa?
    remove the fascia panelling under the dash weadle your hand in or better a smaller hand and simply replace them, the in clock bulb however will need clock removal i suggest a Haynes manual and you don't need to buy visit your local library and a photostat machine, scan and print the relevant side i had the same problem on a vectra and did exactly that, good old German reliability huh good luck
    you just take the instrument pod out and since it is awkward replace all the bulbs at the same time from the back, I have seen it done from under the dash but it's possible to get bad cuts doing that there are lots of sharp things up there

    How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?

    Best answer gets 10 points. My answer:



    5 -- 1 to change the bulb, 1 to blame liberals for plunging us into darkness, 1 to say that the bulb outage was media spin, 1 to make the case that Iraq was behind the bulb going out, and 1 to send us to war.How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?
    Here's another Republican light bulb question...



    How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?



    Answer......Four hundred and seventy one



    12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;

    23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;

    16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R%26amp;D;

    34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;

    9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;

    53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;

    41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;



    And 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?
    ... one... in a sense...



    that one just gives a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburtion... and it takes 6 months for the bulb to be changed and it will probably go out again in 2 months...
    Which is exactly 20 less than the Clinton White House

    That had 5 to cover up his affairs

    and 5 to tell the media is's lies for the day

    and 10 affirmative actoin standabouts
    Dumb
    Ha Ha Ha. I love it how many could screw in it
    You forgot Rush Limbaugh to swear to it. and Bill O'reily and fox news to report it, fair and balanced of course. Man and you got the 29% that still support this criminal administration. That's a lot of people to change a light bulb. Maybe we should just cut some more education funds and hire it done by a liberal, they are the real workers anyway.

    How do you take the front bumber off to change the bulb in a 98 concorde?

    i know how to change the bulb, but the front bumber has to come off of the concordes to get to the headlights. once the bumber is off the whole headlight assembly comes out to change the bulb. why is it like that i dont know, just going by what the book says. doesnt explain how to get the bumber off though.i appreciate some of the answers that i received.How do you take the front bumber off to change the bulb in a 98 concorde?
    Try this website: If you get the contact numbers, they will be able to assist:



    www.qaparts.com
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  • How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

    I just recently heard the question ';How many republicrats does it take to change alight bulb'; SO i changed it a litte :) have fun.......How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
    So why is this question in the car section?





    The answer is none. They will tax the republicans and hire a minority company to change it for them.How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
    clever.
    Answer is obviously 4



    3 to charge the Republicans with racism and 1 to get Obama to do it !
    They can't change a light bulb!

    How to change headlight bulb in a 1992 chevorlte caprice?

    I need to know how to change the headlight bulb in my car but I dont know how. Can some one please give me a detailed discription on how to change the bulb or give me a link or something? Pictures would be nice :DHow to change headlight bulb in a 1992 chevorlte caprice?
    There are two metric hex bolts that need to be removed from the top of the headlight frame under the hood. The entire plastic headlight will drop out in your hands. In the back of the headlight there is a large plastic ring that must be turned counter-clockwise before the bulb assembly can be removed.



    It's important not to touch the glass part of the new bulb with your hands. Double-up a layer of Kleenex between our fingers and the bulb. The reason for this precautionary measure is the natural oil on your fingers will cause a hot-spot on the bulb when it illuminates causing it to fail.



    Very carefully wipe *silicone ignition grease on the orange colored O ring at the base of the bulb socket. Silicone grease displaces moisture inside the car electrical socket that plugs into the bulb socket. Any auto store has silicone ignition grease.How to change headlight bulb in a 1992 chevorlte caprice?
    type into search box



    How to change headlight bulb

    How to change headlight bulb video

    How to change headlight bulb caprice



    should find a way simple really

    no tools i think most twist from back side under the hood

    How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?

    3 Wrestling Fans!!!



    one to hold the ladder,



    one to climb the ladder,



    one to push down the ladder, change the Bulb and declare himself the winner.How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?
    6 wrestling fans ! (read why )



    1 wrestling fan to hold the ladder



    1 wrestling fan to climb %26amp; change the light bulb



    1 wrestling troll like you to drop the light bulb



    1 wrestling fan to grab a new light bulb



    1 wrestling troll to drop it again



    1 wrestling fan to ignore that troll and change the light bulb himselfHow many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?
    the rock and john cena.
    The real question is ';How many WWE marks does it take to change a light bulb?';. That answer is ';All of them';
    rock and cena- definitely
    By the way, Den W Xtreme, no matter how many Marks there are, they simply wouldn't figure out how to fix it.





    Actually, it takes one me, or simply, clone yourself 100 times.
    http://wwetnastreamz2.piczo.com/?cr=5
    How many trolls does it take to screw a light bulb?



    None because they're too busy getting reported then suspended!!!!



    WQ: john cena, the rock or dx
    Sorry, but to me the Light Bulb joke was stupid, I don't have any of my own.



    WQ Answer:

    The Rock, Chris Jericho, John Cena, and Triple H.
    Batista( dumb) .... Cena (dumber)
    It takes 8 wrestling fans, 2 to climb the ladder and have someone push the ladder so someone can get crotched on the chair back, and then 2 more have to climb up so that just before one of them get to the top, 1 fan has to do his finishing move off the top of the ladder, repeat about 40 times, then the fan who installs the light bulb gets a shot at replacing the bulb anytime anywhere within the next 12 months.
    How many divorce lawyers does it take to screw in a light blub?



    3- one to argue for the rights of the old light bulb, one to argue for the rights on the new light bulb, and one to argue for the rights of the socket



    John Cena

    How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?

    3

    1 to change the bulb and 2 to talk about how great the old one was.How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?
    2 , One that says the 85 Bears was the greatest teams of all time and the other one to say he is lying. Great joke Packers idiot, since none have them have ever been arrested. What an ********. You must have them mixed up with the Bengals.How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?
    Good one,the Bears do make good rugs
    Did you answer your own question??......



    Was that supposed to be a joke?

    if so, was it supposed to be funny?....
    is medimom a bears fan? Anyway...how bout this one.....Brian Urlacher, Rex Grossman, and Devin Hester are all in the back seat of a car....who's driving?







    The Police!!!





    Go Packers!
    touche my friend touche
    so really its just one to change the bulb, the other 2 people you mentioned have nothing to do with the changing of the bulb at all. Besides you never said Bears fans were changing the light bulb, people that hate the Bears could work at soldier field changing that light bulb. You really gotta think before you say things man.
    nice! :)
    Gee, and I thought the answer was....



    1 to change DA light bulb, and one to explain to Mike Ditka why they need to change it.

    How to change the brake light bulb above the rear window on a ford fiesta finesse 2003?

    I need to change the bulb of the brake light above the rear window but cannot get to it ... any ideas how to or any websites that explain how?How to change the brake light bulb above the rear window on a ford fiesta finesse 2003?
    Open the trunk %26amp; remove the bulb socket.



    禄禄禄How to change the brake light bulb above the rear window on a ford fiesta finesse 2003?
    not sure of any websites. shud be simply through the boot. get a car manual book from halfords should beable 2 find sumet in there
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  • How do you reinstall headlight bulb on Mitsubishi galant 99?

    changed bulb at night long time ago. yes i know this was a mistake. don't know how clip is supposed to be any ideas or websites that have a diagram? thanksHow do you reinstall headlight bulb on Mitsubishi galant 99?
    Haynes on line,but i would try again.

    How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?

    I have a projector that I was using for television and movies. It is a Toshiba, model number TDP-S20. How hard is it to change the bulb and where do I go to get a replacement. Any info will help. Thanks.How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?
    Depends on the projector. I've never done any work on this particular model. I mostly work with Sony projectors but.. The best way to order a bulb for this unit is to call Toshiba at 1-800-GO-TOSHIBA. Get ahold of someone in Parts or customer service. Tell them what model of projector you have and tell them you need the bulb for that unit. Good Luck! And Happy Projecting!

    btw.. Ahab is right.. be careful what you touch. do not touch the new bulb or the lenses. other than that.. shouldn't be too hard. you'll need a small screwdriver. and try to remember where things go for reassembly.How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?
    try Ebay they have EVERYTHING!!!
    Not too hard. Just be sure not to touch it with bare hands. The oil on your finger can cause it to overheat and burn out.
    Read the Manual to locate the Bulb compartment, open it, unscrew the secure screw and pull out the plastic bulb assembly then replace with a new one which you can order thru Toshiba website or other dot com if you don't feel like running around for it.
    Not too difficult with proper instructions. Here's

    one place you can purchase replacement bulbs...



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    How to change bulbs in the cruise control ';pods'; on a 2000 Ford Explorer?

    You must replace the switches. The owners manual will not tell you this.How to change bulbs in the cruise control ';pods'; on a 2000 Ford Explorer?
    Check the owners manual

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    Well..depending on the breed?

    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



    4. Rottweiler: Make me!



    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



    6. Lab: Oh, me, ! me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!



    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more

    perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.



    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.



    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!



    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or ';We don't need no stinking light bulb.';



    12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?



    13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...



    14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



    Now, how many cats does it take to change a light bulb?



    Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: ';How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?';



    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
    I thought this was priceless! You definitely did not waste your time in my opinion!How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
    SO what's the question??

    Thanks for the 2
    What about bichon frise?
    Absolutely correct on all of the above. And what about Basset Hounds? You had to know there would be breed owners who would feel slighted.
    Light a candle and have your dinner. You can always get a massage in the dark. While you are at it, hug a cat. The dogs are to busy. :)
    yea what is it i don't understand what Ur trying to say do u not no how to change a light bulb or cook????
    huh?
    I love it, but what about pomeranians ay?

    Change bulbs on 2004 Corolla S OEM fog lights?

    I have an '04 Corolla S with the type H3 fog lamps installed (standard). I can crawl under and twist the back off as you would a headlight, but it has a wire attached to the bulb (this type of bulb doesn't come out with the twist off connector). I can't see up there, but can feel around. Does anyone know how to remove the bulb attached to the fog light or how to pop out the entire fog light?

    Thanks!Change bulbs on 2004 Corolla S OEM fog lights?
    Hello Rice Burner lol I had that same problem it has a spring clip in it on a hinge. You don't need to remove it just squeeze it and, it will act like a door and open so you can pull the bulb out. Take care and Happy Driving...Rob
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  • How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    I was gonna guess ';None, they don't live in the dark';How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    hahahahaha?
    Actually, that wasn't bad.
    sorry - was that supposeed to be funny ????
    LOL!
    Witty and sardonic, but hardly funny.



    All in all 7/10 :)
    Atheists don't change light bulbs, we have much more important things to do.



    Like partying.
    The videotape won't always help - some fundies will stay say ';God did it';. If you really want to mess with their heads put on a long haired wig and a robe and backlight it - that would be fun, wouldn't it?
    oh no you DIDN'T!
    lol. good one.
    One! Because when a light goes out we don't assume God's angry at us, we just change the damn bulb and go on with our lives.
    Not bad...however, I'll hold my tongue as to avoid a report at this point.
    it's used for scientific research.
    I'm going to do the same thing if I get advance knowledge of my demise. Tape it, so the fundamentalists won't claim I was a deathbed conversion.



    By the way, if you stare at a light bulb long enough, it'll turn into an angel.



    And cause retinal damage.
    Well done.
    Light bulbs are just a theory anyway.
    Only one, but we probably won't because we're not afraid of the dark.