How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
I was gonna guess ';None, they don't live in the dark';How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
hahahahaha?
Actually, that wasn't bad.
sorry - was that supposeed to be funny ????
LOL!
Witty and sardonic, but hardly funny.



All in all 7/10 :)
Atheists don't change light bulbs, we have much more important things to do.



Like partying.
The videotape won't always help - some fundies will stay say ';God did it';. If you really want to mess with their heads put on a long haired wig and a robe and backlight it - that would be fun, wouldn't it?
oh no you DIDN'T!
lol. good one.
One! Because when a light goes out we don't assume God's angry at us, we just change the damn bulb and go on with our lives.
Not bad...however, I'll hold my tongue as to avoid a report at this point.
it's used for scientific research.
I'm going to do the same thing if I get advance knowledge of my demise. Tape it, so the fundamentalists won't claim I was a deathbed conversion.



By the way, if you stare at a light bulb long enough, it'll turn into an angel.



And cause retinal damage.
Well done.
Light bulbs are just a theory anyway.
Only one, but we probably won't because we're not afraid of the dark.