How Many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining the day is young,

we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside

worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring

that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the

light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these

people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed

any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no

one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still mess on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.

By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: ';Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.

So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?';

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE

MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.How Many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
we are just slaves to cats..we are their pets not them being oursHow Many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
lol. those answers are JUST like the dogs. lol star!
I love it!! But what about the Pit Bulls?? LOL Probably the same as the rotties huh??
two thumbs up!!!....that was funny. i have an German Shephard
lol