How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?

Best answer gets 10 points. My answer:



5 -- 1 to change the bulb, 1 to blame liberals for plunging us into darkness, 1 to say that the bulb outage was media spin, 1 to make the case that Iraq was behind the bulb going out, and 1 to send us to war.How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?
Here's another Republican light bulb question...



How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?



Answer......Four hundred and seventy one



12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;

23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;

16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R%26amp;D;

34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;

9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;

53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;

41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;



And 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?
... one... in a sense...



that one just gives a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburtion... and it takes 6 months for the bulb to be changed and it will probably go out again in 2 months...
Which is exactly 20 less than the Clinton White House

That had 5 to cover up his affairs

and 5 to tell the media is's lies for the day

and 10 affirmative actoin standabouts
Dumb
Ha Ha Ha. I love it how many could screw in it
You forgot Rush Limbaugh to swear to it. and Bill O'reily and fox news to report it, fair and balanced of course. Man and you got the 29% that still support this criminal administration. That's a lot of people to change a light bulb. Maybe we should just cut some more education funds and hire it done by a liberal, they are the real workers anyway.