How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that God did it.





lol I thought it was amusing!



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Cinn =)How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Funny : )

Never heard an atheist light bulb joke before, thank you for sharing : )



Peace : )How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Heh. Neat.
None, they are smart enough to use LED lighting.
Well, technically, it's still only one atheist changing the bulb. The other is doing something else... videotaping.
I laughed. Good one.
None, they let the Christians do it so they can spout ';Let there be light!'; when they flick the switch.
That's not a terrible joke, not great but not terrible. Here's my favorite version:



How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?



Two. One to change it, and one NOT to change it.
Why bother changing it when you can just throw another babby on the barbecue.
But some fundies would still claim that God made the tape to look as if the atheist was changing the bulb.
None



They like being in the dark ;)
LOL I like it.
What light bulb? They live in darkness and deny the Light of God
So, if god doesn't change the light bubs. What does he do?



Look at you. Now you ruined my faith.....
yes, funny
LOL ;)
I could be happy

the rest of my life with

a cinnamon girl
haha your hilarious........
Please, they are smart enough to use tripods... which the believe evolve from unipods
Lol
Ouch!
I like it! Perhaps slightly mean to fundamentalists, but still funny.



Thanks!



Atheist.
cute
An atheist walks into a bar and says “Ow that hurt!”
I love it! LOL!
5... four to jump jesus, and one to bottle him while the other four hold him



(after all, jesus is the light, right?)
None. Since it is dark, the atheists claim that the light bulb doesn't even exist.
I thought that was quite good actually, despite the hateful message I dreaded when clicking on your question.



Good job ;-)
Funny I am atheist :D
none.. all they have to do is fart with a bang and create light
that was funny
Yes.

How cynical of you.