my light bulb burnt out and now its dark how do i change the bulb if i cant find the door, i think there is a bulb in the other room but if i take that one it will be dark in two rooms, this seems to be an escalating dilemmaHow do you change a light bulb?
I tell the wife to do it.How do you change a light bulb?
use the force Luke!
wait till morning
Sounds serious. Maybe you should get some one to help you. I'm not sure if you will be able to handle it yourself. But good luck.
first you need to make a trip to the store and purchase a light bulb of your preference, perhaps purchase a flashlight if it's too hard to see into the dark room, then bring the new light bulb to the burnt out one, then place your hand on the burnt out light bulb with a soft grip, then twist it to it the left until it comes out, then put the new light bulb in by twisting it to the right, once its screwed in turn on the light, then dispose of the burnt out light bulb
First you must stand up and then stumble around until you find the door. Then get out of there until morning comes. When morning arrives just call your local power company and ask the lady that answers the phone this question and she will give you some type of answer or she will ask you some type of question one.
Easy, there are several solutions:
1) Go back a hundred and fifty years and rely on the good old candle.
2) Smash the wall separating the 2 rooms so that they can share one bulb.
3) Go for an IQ test.
Use the light from your computer.
Monday, December 12, 2011
What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
Pisces on the cusp of Aries. I can do by myself, you big bully! *bursts into tears*What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
i am a aries. so i can do it by myself.
Scorpio...
1st...I don't believe in this stuff but oh well...
2nd...Light Bulb? 1. STUBBORN!
None: as you so nicely said someone will do it for me! Yes, I am a leo
Hahahaha... Aries here too! But I let my Aquarius hubby change it :)
lol im Virgo.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Thats me a little retentive and a perfectionist.. I know I know!
Thats true. I ve a sagi friend and my husband is an aquarian....
Pisces. And regarding the light bulb question I couldn't have said it better LOL !
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Im a leo we dont change light bulbs we get others to do it for us.
hmm, I'm a capricorn --- so I'll let my husband do it he is a Libra!!
I'm an Aries and that was so funny and true.
cancer
I don't have a sign, well I do actually but I can't read it because the lightbulb needs changing.
cancer
Taurus. I don't know about mine but I was born on 18 May 1992. Does that give u enough informations
I have a close friend who is a Leo and that is him to a ';T';! lol!
SWEET!! I'm a Leo so I don't need to even touch thelight bulb:D
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
Pisces on the cusp of Aries. I can do by myself, you big bully! *bursts into tears*What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
i am a aries. so i can do it by myself.
Scorpio...
1st...I don't believe in this stuff but oh well...
2nd...Light Bulb? 1. STUBBORN!
None: as you so nicely said someone will do it for me! Yes, I am a leo
Hahahaha... Aries here too! But I let my Aquarius hubby change it :)
lol im Virgo.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Thats me a little retentive and a perfectionist.. I know I know!
Thats true. I ve a sagi friend and my husband is an aquarian....
Pisces. And regarding the light bulb question I couldn't have said it better LOL !
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Im a leo we dont change light bulbs we get others to do it for us.
hmm, I'm a capricorn --- so I'll let my husband do it he is a Libra!!
I'm an Aries and that was so funny and true.
cancer
I don't have a sign, well I do actually but I can't read it because the lightbulb needs changing.
cancer
Taurus. I don't know about mine but I was born on 18 May 1992. Does that give u enough informations
I have a close friend who is a Leo and that is him to a ';T';! lol!
SWEET!! I'm a Leo so I don't need to even touch thelight bulb:D
How do i change the bulb on my citroen picasso, drivers side, brake bulb?
whats the easiest way to get to the bulb?How do i change the bulb on my citroen picasso, drivers side, brake bulb?
Open the boot and look behind the light unit. There will probally be a plastic cover you will be able to change the bulb easly in there.How do i change the bulb on my citroen picasso, drivers side, brake bulb?
open the boot there is a little flap in the lining behind the light it will just pull open.remove the little foam square from behind the light be care-full not to rip it as it a bit tight.if you look at the back of light you will see a small metal clip, push a small screwdriver in the top of the clip and slowly push the clip down this should loosen the light cluster be care full it dose not fall. then just unclip the plastic bulb holder from the back of the light cluster and reaplace bulb. when you put the light cluster back make sure it clips back properly or it may drop back out when you are drivingidentifying rows set up a private
Open the boot and look behind the light unit. There will probally be a plastic cover you will be able to change the bulb easly in there.How do i change the bulb on my citroen picasso, drivers side, brake bulb?
open the boot there is a little flap in the lining behind the light it will just pull open.remove the little foam square from behind the light be care-full not to rip it as it a bit tight.if you look at the back of light you will see a small metal clip, push a small screwdriver in the top of the clip and slowly push the clip down this should loosen the light cluster be care full it dose not fall. then just unclip the plastic bulb holder from the back of the light cluster and reaplace bulb. when you put the light cluster back make sure it clips back properly or it may drop back out when you are driving
Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here!
Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!
Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it.
Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.
Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.
Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.
Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Mustang: Light bulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.
Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know what that is? It's sizeism!
Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the light bulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the light bulb away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!
Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.
Brood Mare: Oh my god, it's light in here, it's supposed to be dark at this time in December, ****, now I'm in heat again.
City Carriage Horse: I'll do it. For $35.00 per half hour. Plus Tip.
The bulb-changing starts from the minute I leave my stall to do it, until I get back to my stall. Travel Time, you understand!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
Mule: I'M not gonna change it...I'm NOT I'm NOT I'm NOT!!!!!
And YOU can't MAKE me!!!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
lol. i heard ne like this but it was opening a gate...the mustang was like, ';whats a gate?'; and the quarter horse was like oops i knocked it down...let me fix it. there were like 8 more breeds, but i cant remember what they said.
haha, I ve only seen up to halfinger, haha , I work with carriage horses...more like 45 an hour plus tip!!!! Haha, that would be a grade horse!!! Get it done baby! haha, I have aQH, Draft Paint cross
LOL!But someone will probably report it because its not a real question.
Why did the horse cross the road?
He was filling in for the chicken!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I |0ve it!!! Thanky0u f0r sharing this!!! ^:^
ONE WITH HORSEPOWER
lol.....I love it.....I own a paint and that's just like her.....she's so competive.
HA! That is so good!
I can see my thoroughbred mare freaking out over a light bulb - or spooking because it is suddenly dark in that part of the barn.
oh, that is good!
I like the Belgian offering to put the Shetland on his back and the mini complaining about sizeism.
OMG. Loved IT!! Thanks for sharing!!
LOL!!!!!!!!
My fave was the Lippazanner.
Yuo must've met alot of horses!lol
LOL! That was awesome! Thanks do much for sharing it!
all of those are funny! i like them. and to get rid of the trolls, ask a question: do you think these are funny? or which one do you like best? so to answer your questions, which i hope that you post to prevent this from getting deleted, i think they are funny and i don't like one particular one... all of them are hilarious!
Arabian - HHmm im wondering why everyone else is arguing, becasue i already told them i changed an hour ago...Geez!!
Very cute, Thanks for sharing
Haha i thoug it was great...I saved it if you don't mind....I'm keeping it for sure!
Shetland was so funny!! And The Appaloosa was funny. and paint. and morgan. Yeah Know I Just Like All Of Them! Thats Was So Funny Thanks!
lol that was funny. My Quarter horse is exactly like that.
OMG YES THIS IS FUNNY!!! I am coping it to send to all my friends. thanks for sharing! LOLOLOLOL
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! that was the funniest joke i have ever heard! I LOVE the POA, QH, shetland, haflinger, paint, and the arab. SO funny! thanks fancy, yall' made my evening!!
i love it!!!
My favourite was the haflinger (obviously. lol) and the broodmare. XD I didnt get it at first, but then it just got cuter and cuter!
LOL.. Cute! I really like the Lipizzaner and Grade!! =D
Good ones!!!!
Yeah, I've been to the site with these. I like their horse dictionary or something like that where they say:
They have some great stuff!!!
Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the extremely sensitive tissues of the mouth.
Bucking: Counterirritant.
Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
Latch: Type of puzzle.
Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.
Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture.
btw everyone, check out http://www.moniteausaddleclub.com/horse_鈥?/a> for more ^_^
hehe dats soooo funy!!!!!
Definitely saving these!!! so funny....I'm sending to all my horsie friends.
Mary...added yours to my copy also...They are all so true!!inflation rate reliable web hosting
Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!
Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it.
Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.
Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.
Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.
Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Mustang: Light bulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.
Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know what that is? It's sizeism!
Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the light bulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the light bulb away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!
Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.
Brood Mare: Oh my god, it's light in here, it's supposed to be dark at this time in December, ****, now I'm in heat again.
City Carriage Horse: I'll do it. For $35.00 per half hour. Plus Tip.
The bulb-changing starts from the minute I leave my stall to do it, until I get back to my stall. Travel Time, you understand!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
Mule: I'M not gonna change it...I'm NOT I'm NOT I'm NOT!!!!!
And YOU can't MAKE me!!!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
lol. i heard ne like this but it was opening a gate...the mustang was like, ';whats a gate?'; and the quarter horse was like oops i knocked it down...let me fix it. there were like 8 more breeds, but i cant remember what they said.
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haha, I ve only seen up to halfinger, haha , I work with carriage horses...more like 45 an hour plus tip!!!! Haha, that would be a grade horse!!! Get it done baby! haha, I have aQH, Draft Paint cross
LOL!But someone will probably report it because its not a real question.
Why did the horse cross the road?
He was filling in for the chicken!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I |0ve it!!! Thanky0u f0r sharing this!!! ^:^
ONE WITH HORSEPOWER
lol.....I love it.....I own a paint and that's just like her.....she's so competive.
HA! That is so good!
I can see my thoroughbred mare freaking out over a light bulb - or spooking because it is suddenly dark in that part of the barn.
oh, that is good!
I like the Belgian offering to put the Shetland on his back and the mini complaining about sizeism.
OMG. Loved IT!! Thanks for sharing!!
LOL!!!!!!!!
My fave was the Lippazanner.
Yuo must've met alot of horses!lol
LOL! That was awesome! Thanks do much for sharing it!
all of those are funny! i like them. and to get rid of the trolls, ask a question: do you think these are funny? or which one do you like best? so to answer your questions, which i hope that you post to prevent this from getting deleted, i think they are funny and i don't like one particular one... all of them are hilarious!
Arabian - HHmm im wondering why everyone else is arguing, becasue i already told them i changed an hour ago...Geez!!
Very cute, Thanks for sharing
Haha i thoug it was great...I saved it if you don't mind....I'm keeping it for sure!
Shetland was so funny!! And The Appaloosa was funny. and paint. and morgan. Yeah Know I Just Like All Of Them! Thats Was So Funny Thanks!
lol that was funny. My Quarter horse is exactly like that.
OMG YES THIS IS FUNNY!!! I am coping it to send to all my friends. thanks for sharing! LOLOLOLOL
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! that was the funniest joke i have ever heard! I LOVE the POA, QH, shetland, haflinger, paint, and the arab. SO funny! thanks fancy, yall' made my evening!!
i love it!!!
My favourite was the haflinger (obviously. lol) and the broodmare. XD I didnt get it at first, but then it just got cuter and cuter!
LOL.. Cute! I really like the Lipizzaner and Grade!! =D
Good ones!!!!
Yeah, I've been to the site with these. I like their horse dictionary or something like that where they say:
They have some great stuff!!!
Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the extremely sensitive tissues of the mouth.
Bucking: Counterirritant.
Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
Latch: Type of puzzle.
Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.
Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture.
btw everyone, check out http://www.moniteausaddleclub.com/horse_鈥?/a> for more ^_^
hehe dats soooo funy!!!!!
Definitely saving these!!! so funny....I'm sending to all my horsie friends.
Mary...added yours to my copy also...They are all so true!!
How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway.
How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb? CHANGE?!!!
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many tv evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Candles only.
How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb? What's a light bulb?
How many Polygamous Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knockHow many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. Just one can change the bulb, but then the rest have to remind each other that the bulb's personal decision to change had nothing to do with it.How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Which group is described by ';Twelve. One to change it. The other eleven to say how much they preferred the old one.';
How many R%26amp;S folk does it take to change a light bulb?
LOVE IT!!!!!!
None, they sit in the dark.
LOL!
How many atheists- Can you prove the existence of the so called 'light bulb'?
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one NOT to change the bulb.
Hey, I'm supposed to be the one telling the jokes around here! lol
*snort*
Nice...=0)
How many see the light after the bulb is changed
How many humanists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to *want* to change.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many Satanists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they prefer the dark.
interesting, Well..it is April fools day after all,
Love it, and you
St. Francis used to greet those he met on the road with the greeting Pax et bonum, which means Peace and all good.
I hope all is good with you now
(((((Debra)))))
No offense taken... This is too funny.. Thanks for the laughs.. God has a sense of humor too. Just look at the poor platypus...LOL............... {:-)
Peace and God bless from Texas %26lt;%26gt;%26lt;
hey you forgot the baptists :(
cant leave them out
it takes a light bulb and a 2 piece chicken dinner
southern baptist?
1 but it better be a KJV bulb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the split happend over the great debate of extra crispy and original recipe
How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb? CHANGE?!!!
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many tv evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Candles only.
How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb? What's a light bulb?
How many Polygamous Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knockHow many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. Just one can change the bulb, but then the rest have to remind each other that the bulb's personal decision to change had nothing to do with it.How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Which group is described by ';Twelve. One to change it. The other eleven to say how much they preferred the old one.';
How many R%26amp;S folk does it take to change a light bulb?
LOVE IT!!!!!!
None, they sit in the dark.
LOL!
How many atheists- Can you prove the existence of the so called 'light bulb'?
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one NOT to change the bulb.
Hey, I'm supposed to be the one telling the jokes around here! lol
*snort*
Nice...=0)
How many see the light after the bulb is changed
How many humanists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to *want* to change.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many Satanists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they prefer the dark.
interesting, Well..it is April fools day after all,
Love it, and you
St. Francis used to greet those he met on the road with the greeting Pax et bonum, which means Peace and all good.
I hope all is good with you now
(((((Debra)))))
No offense taken... This is too funny.. Thanks for the laughs.. God has a sense of humor too. Just look at the poor platypus...LOL............... {:-)
Peace and God bless from Texas %26lt;%26gt;%26lt;
hey you forgot the baptists :(
cant leave them out
it takes a light bulb and a 2 piece chicken dinner
southern baptist?
1 but it better be a KJV bulb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the split happend over the great debate of extra crispy and original recipe
How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
WESTERN PLEASURE RIDERS:
Oh, my God, someone fix that bulb, I have to have light so that
my silver and spangles all glow to their best and so that all the
highlighter on Old Peanut Head makes his nose look so smooth and
sparkly, and oh, my diamond studs have to flash in the light, you
know, so oh, someone has to fix it -- oh, maybe you without all
the silver on your saddle, obviously you can't ride, you can do
it.
ENDURANCE RIDER:
Light bulb? Do you mind, I'm trying to get my horse's
pulse/respiration/hydration levels down to respectable levels.
Once that is done, I have another 50 miles to go before I can
even think about changing a light bulb.
DRESSAGE QUEEN:
Change a light bulb? Are you joking? I couldn't possibly be
expected to subject myself to such a menial task. Change it
yourself. Oh, and wash your hands when you are finished. The very
thought!
CLASSICAL DRESSAGE QUEEN:
These things cannot be rushed, but must be approached slowly,
with great patience, and adherence to the principles laid down by
the classical masters, otherwise the light bulb will not attain
its true potential, but will forever just be a shadow of its true
self. Never, ever, use any type of gadget when changing the light
bulb. That is an offense to the principles of classical light
bulb changing.
EVENTER:
Wuss! As soon as my arm is out of this sling broken after falling
off at that large stone wall while riding Hell Bent for Leather
cross-country, I'll change it. Until then, deal with the dark.
It'll put hair on your chest. Only dressage riders require
lights, anyway.
SHOW JUMPER:
Why on Earth would I need to change a light bulb when the whole
world knows that the sun shines out of ';I disagree';. Why, when I
release over a jump, the spectators are practically blinded.
NATURAL HORSEMAN:
You must instill respect in the light bulb, so that it sees you
as the Alpha light bulb, using ';light bulb dynamics'; (video set
available at $179.00 on my Website). Once you have done this, you
will find that there is really no need to change the light bulb
at all, but that the light bulb will, with very little coaxing
from you (using patented ';light bulb coaxer'; designed by me -
$99.00 each, for extra $49.99 you get a introductory video thrown
in) will behave as all good light bulbs should.
HUNTER RIDER:
Well, I'm waiting for my trainer to tell me exactly how but he's
changing light bulbs somewhere else right now.
SIDESADDLE RIDER:
Well, one things for certain.... if they can do it, I can do it,
and with both legs on the same side of the step ladder..... stand
back and watch me! But first I have to find my top hat and veil,
cut the crusts off the sandwich and pack it in a linen napkin,
fold my rain gloves with the thumbs together and place them under
the billets, have my saddle restuffed and make an
apron...............
LOL!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
You forgot the Happy Hackers - Lightbulbs ?- we don't need lightbulbs I've got so much reflective gear I shine by myself !
And the pony clubbers - Mummmmmeeeee, make it work, NOW !How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
heheheh hey where's the barrel racers??? we can screw the top out of three cans in 15 seconds... shouldn't take us but maybe 2 seconds and a couple fo quick turns to change a light bulb!!!!!
Love it, esp the natural horseman skit. Cool sense of humour.
ok.... I agree with the first poster... you have way to much time on your hands. But I did laugh on the Western Pleasure one..... I worked at a western pleasure training stable for a year and that was enough for me.......that was when I decided I would stick to barrel racing.
hehe werez the gymkhana riders lol
well I personally enjoyed reading this...lol. I guess some of the people here don't have a sense of humor at all....lol. The Natural Horseman one was really great. Thanks for the laugh...I appreciated =) I agree with Bisquit %26amp; Bailey...were is the one for barrel racers?...that would be good =)
Edit.....I read this to my husband...lol...he is still laughing =)
how about the working horseman?
first i need to get saddled and out to ride fence and check on the cattle,round em up and turn them so we can get them to the pens for sorting cutting and doctoring.change horses and i always get the green one so after the rodeo ride and the lunch of dirt push them back out to pasture.then i find a nice tree to catch up on some sleep(dog snorred in my ear all night)chase down the horse that found out how to undo his reins.cus kick and get seated.ride back to the barn and muck out the stalls and start with evening chores.eat dinner and feed the horses.getting dark and the lone bulb just blew.cus kick and go to the house to get the truck keys pull up to the door and turn on the headlights.i guess ill change that bulb tommorrow------------two weeks later
Brilliant - horsey and a sense of humour - great combination!!! I shall pass it on!
Wow! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long, long time.
I particularly liked the Natural Horseman and the Classical Dressage Queen! What a hoot!!!
Love the sidesaddle seat rider and the classical dressage queen. :D Very funny!
lol thats great and yeah for those of yall who arent into horses should shut up cuz you wont enjoy this as much if you dont no wats goin on XP but i do and i loved the classical dressage queen...its like i hear my instructor talking!
hahahaha i am going to email this to my horsie friends.
LOL!!! That was funny!!! Thanks for the laugh in the morning!!!
Loved it - very witty. Especially the dressage queen - my horse is stabled with a whole load of horses belonging to a dressage queen. Actually I really liked the sidesaddle - very true to form.
Now what about racing?
THE JOCKEY:
Change a light bulb? That's been done for 3 minutes now...god you're slow.
Haaaaa Haaaaaa!! That was funny!!
lol. That was interesting for sure. I liked the natural horsemanship one, and the eventer. The classical dressage queen was funny too.
Nice, especially the Natural Horseman one
Thank you ! :D, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time !!! Now I'll address your question(?) SOMEBODY, MOVE THE DAMN LADDER... I'M TRYING TO GET THIS APPY MARE OUT OF THE...
OUCH... DAMMIT
John R : VERY FUNNY TOO !
Biscuit: You CWACKED me up... AGAIN !
Loved it-have to show to barn buddies.very nice to have a change of pace and be able to laugh:) Thanks
what about the arabian halter classes and liberty-tee-hhee
Haha, all of these would be so true. =]
haha :)
you have way tooo much time on your hands
I got bored after the dressage queen, sorry!
Former eventer, now retired!
you have to be into riding and having horses to enjoy your ? or more like joke.....
I thought you were supposed to ask a question - not write a rather boring book ! ! !
Oh, my God, someone fix that bulb, I have to have light so that
my silver and spangles all glow to their best and so that all the
highlighter on Old Peanut Head makes his nose look so smooth and
sparkly, and oh, my diamond studs have to flash in the light, you
know, so oh, someone has to fix it -- oh, maybe you without all
the silver on your saddle, obviously you can't ride, you can do
it.
ENDURANCE RIDER:
Light bulb? Do you mind, I'm trying to get my horse's
pulse/respiration/hydration levels down to respectable levels.
Once that is done, I have another 50 miles to go before I can
even think about changing a light bulb.
DRESSAGE QUEEN:
Change a light bulb? Are you joking? I couldn't possibly be
expected to subject myself to such a menial task. Change it
yourself. Oh, and wash your hands when you are finished. The very
thought!
CLASSICAL DRESSAGE QUEEN:
These things cannot be rushed, but must be approached slowly,
with great patience, and adherence to the principles laid down by
the classical masters, otherwise the light bulb will not attain
its true potential, but will forever just be a shadow of its true
self. Never, ever, use any type of gadget when changing the light
bulb. That is an offense to the principles of classical light
bulb changing.
EVENTER:
Wuss! As soon as my arm is out of this sling broken after falling
off at that large stone wall while riding Hell Bent for Leather
cross-country, I'll change it. Until then, deal with the dark.
It'll put hair on your chest. Only dressage riders require
lights, anyway.
SHOW JUMPER:
Why on Earth would I need to change a light bulb when the whole
world knows that the sun shines out of ';I disagree';. Why, when I
release over a jump, the spectators are practically blinded.
NATURAL HORSEMAN:
You must instill respect in the light bulb, so that it sees you
as the Alpha light bulb, using ';light bulb dynamics'; (video set
available at $179.00 on my Website). Once you have done this, you
will find that there is really no need to change the light bulb
at all, but that the light bulb will, with very little coaxing
from you (using patented ';light bulb coaxer'; designed by me -
$99.00 each, for extra $49.99 you get a introductory video thrown
in) will behave as all good light bulbs should.
HUNTER RIDER:
Well, I'm waiting for my trainer to tell me exactly how but he's
changing light bulbs somewhere else right now.
SIDESADDLE RIDER:
Well, one things for certain.... if they can do it, I can do it,
and with both legs on the same side of the step ladder..... stand
back and watch me! But first I have to find my top hat and veil,
cut the crusts off the sandwich and pack it in a linen napkin,
fold my rain gloves with the thumbs together and place them under
the billets, have my saddle restuffed and make an
apron...............
LOL!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
You forgot the Happy Hackers - Lightbulbs ?- we don't need lightbulbs I've got so much reflective gear I shine by myself !
And the pony clubbers - Mummmmmeeeee, make it work, NOW !How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
heheheh hey where's the barrel racers??? we can screw the top out of three cans in 15 seconds... shouldn't take us but maybe 2 seconds and a couple fo quick turns to change a light bulb!!!!!
Love it, esp the natural horseman skit. Cool sense of humour.
ok.... I agree with the first poster... you have way to much time on your hands. But I did laugh on the Western Pleasure one..... I worked at a western pleasure training stable for a year and that was enough for me.......that was when I decided I would stick to barrel racing.
hehe werez the gymkhana riders lol
well I personally enjoyed reading this...lol. I guess some of the people here don't have a sense of humor at all....lol. The Natural Horseman one was really great. Thanks for the laugh...I appreciated =) I agree with Bisquit %26amp; Bailey...were is the one for barrel racers?...that would be good =)
Edit.....I read this to my husband...lol...he is still laughing =)
how about the working horseman?
first i need to get saddled and out to ride fence and check on the cattle,round em up and turn them so we can get them to the pens for sorting cutting and doctoring.change horses and i always get the green one so after the rodeo ride and the lunch of dirt push them back out to pasture.then i find a nice tree to catch up on some sleep(dog snorred in my ear all night)chase down the horse that found out how to undo his reins.cus kick and get seated.ride back to the barn and muck out the stalls and start with evening chores.eat dinner and feed the horses.getting dark and the lone bulb just blew.cus kick and go to the house to get the truck keys pull up to the door and turn on the headlights.i guess ill change that bulb tommorrow------------two weeks later
Brilliant - horsey and a sense of humour - great combination!!! I shall pass it on!
Wow! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long, long time.
I particularly liked the Natural Horseman and the Classical Dressage Queen! What a hoot!!!
Love the sidesaddle seat rider and the classical dressage queen. :D Very funny!
lol thats great and yeah for those of yall who arent into horses should shut up cuz you wont enjoy this as much if you dont no wats goin on XP but i do and i loved the classical dressage queen...its like i hear my instructor talking!
hahahaha i am going to email this to my horsie friends.
LOL!!! That was funny!!! Thanks for the laugh in the morning!!!
Loved it - very witty. Especially the dressage queen - my horse is stabled with a whole load of horses belonging to a dressage queen. Actually I really liked the sidesaddle - very true to form.
Now what about racing?
THE JOCKEY:
Change a light bulb? That's been done for 3 minutes now...god you're slow.
Haaaaa Haaaaaa!! That was funny!!
lol. That was interesting for sure. I liked the natural horsemanship one, and the eventer. The classical dressage queen was funny too.
Nice, especially the Natural Horseman one
Thank you ! :D, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time !!! Now I'll address your question(?) SOMEBODY, MOVE THE DAMN LADDER... I'M TRYING TO GET THIS APPY MARE OUT OF THE...
OUCH... DAMMIT
John R : VERY FUNNY TOO !
Biscuit: You CWACKED me up... AGAIN !
Loved it-have to show to barn buddies.very nice to have a change of pace and be able to laugh:) Thanks
what about the arabian halter classes and liberty-tee-hhee
Haha, all of these would be so true. =]
haha :)
you have way tooo much time on your hands
I got bored after the dressage queen, sorry!
Former eventer, now retired!
you have to be into riding and having horses to enjoy your ? or more like joke.....
I thought you were supposed to ask a question - not write a rather boring book ! ! !
Can you tell me how to change a bulb in my celica's spotlights?
Its a VVTI.
i am not sure how to get to the light unit.Can you tell me how to change a bulb in my celica's spotlights?
You don't say what reg, I am a panel beater and have worked in a Toyota Bodyshop, If its the shape celica I think you mean you would have to unclip your under guards, once you have removed the clips, there may be a couple of 10mm bolts to you should be able to access the back of the lap, I have not done one for a while but I think I'm rite.
i am not sure how to get to the light unit.Can you tell me how to change a bulb in my celica's spotlights?
You don't say what reg, I am a panel beater and have worked in a Toyota Bodyshop, If its the shape celica I think you mean you would have to unclip your under guards, once you have removed the clips, there may be a couple of 10mm bolts to you should be able to access the back of the lap, I have not done one for a while but I think I'm rite.
How to change a bulb in a fog light on a Peugeot 306?
Good luck with thatHow to change a bulb in a fog light on a Peugeot 306?
Remove blown bulb and replace with good one!How to change a bulb in a fog light on a Peugeot 306?
This will take at least 5 cops, 15 lawyers or doctors and 25 politicians.
the bulb comes out from behind the foglight so whatever you have to do or take off to get to it.
Remove blown bulb and replace with good one!How to change a bulb in a fog light on a Peugeot 306?
This will take at least 5 cops, 15 lawyers or doctors and 25 politicians.
the bulb comes out from behind the foglight so whatever you have to do or take off to get to it.
How to change headlight bulb on 04 celica?
i need help changing the headlight bulb on my celica How to change headlight bulb on 04 celica?
look in the owners manual it will tell you !How to change headlight bulb on 04 celica?
You have to replace the whole headlight, you cannot replace just the bulb. Sorry, too new of a car.
Call around to get the best price possible because it might cost you a pretty penny.
P. S. It might be a good idea to check for a loose wire at your headlight first and save yourself some money.
How do i wash my duvet cover com and interop
look in the owners manual it will tell you !How to change headlight bulb on 04 celica?
You have to replace the whole headlight, you cannot replace just the bulb. Sorry, too new of a car.
Call around to get the best price possible because it might cost you a pretty penny.
P. S. It might be a good idea to check for a loose wire at your headlight first and save yourself some money.
Change headlight bulb 2001 Focus?
Hi all - I need to change the headlight bulb, have read the instructions and also some online stuff, I just can't seem to get the clip to move too much and I don't want to break anything. I know the clip pivots at the bottom, can anyone provide an accurate description of how to swivel it please? If anyone has a diagram (better than the one in the manual) that would be way cool. Thank you!Change headlight bulb 2001 Focus?
What clip? I thought you would just reach behind the light and twist the locking ring counter clock wise and just pull the bulb out attached to the plug. Then just unplug it. Install new bulb....Be careful not to touch the glass on the bulb reinsert it and twist locking ring clock wise to lock it back in place.
From what you said it sounds like your trying to remove the whole headlamp assembly.
What clip? I thought you would just reach behind the light and twist the locking ring counter clock wise and just pull the bulb out attached to the plug. Then just unplug it. Install new bulb....Be careful not to touch the glass on the bulb reinsert it and twist locking ring clock wise to lock it back in place.
From what you said it sounds like your trying to remove the whole headlamp assembly.
Audi TT rear drivers side brake light change, How do I get the light fitting out to change the bulb?
I have unscrewed the two little handles and one side seems to want to come away but in the far side it is still attached what else do i need to unscrew to release the light fitting. im a girl by the way so please no mechanic jargonAudi TT rear drivers side brake light change, How do I get the light fitting out to change the bulb?
In the trunk you've forgotten to remove a hold down nut. Pull the carpeting away and look for it. You'll see whats holding it if you use some common sense.
You may have removed what is visible in the trunk but your gonna have to peel back the carpeting to see what you've missed. trust me you can do this.Audi TT rear drivers side brake light change, How do I get the light fitting out to change the bulb?
Its the two screws and it also sits on one (or two?) little ball and socket type of attachments down in the recess. This is what makes it feel tight and does require a gentle but firm pressure to pop them out. But it does pop easily and a dainty lady should be well able to do it as well as a man !.
Try :
tt-forum.co.uk
forums.audiworld.com
audi-forums.com
I hope this helps.
non jargon - get hold of it and rag it out!
if you have released the lamp unit then its probably just stuck on plastic dowels, you may need a bit of pressure to shift them.
check and make sure there should be more knobs there maybe a little lower, some times the addhessive tends to not let go!!
In the trunk you've forgotten to remove a hold down nut. Pull the carpeting away and look for it. You'll see whats holding it if you use some common sense.
You may have removed what is visible in the trunk but your gonna have to peel back the carpeting to see what you've missed. trust me you can do this.Audi TT rear drivers side brake light change, How do I get the light fitting out to change the bulb?
Its the two screws and it also sits on one (or two?) little ball and socket type of attachments down in the recess. This is what makes it feel tight and does require a gentle but firm pressure to pop them out. But it does pop easily and a dainty lady should be well able to do it as well as a man !.
Try :
tt-forum.co.uk
forums.audiworld.com
audi-forums.com
I hope this helps.
non jargon - get hold of it and rag it out!
if you have released the lamp unit then its probably just stuck on plastic dowels, you may need a bit of pressure to shift them.
check and make sure there should be more knobs there maybe a little lower, some times the addhessive tends to not let go!!
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least six: One to change the light bulb; one to deny that there was any change made; one to say that we shouldn't focus on the change--only the need for light; one to say we don't teach that the light bulb needed changing in the first place; one to say that the changer was acting for himself and not as an official changer; and one to say ';who cares who changed the bulb, don't you feel the burning of the light?How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Actually 8...one to collect the money for funding the bulb and one to ensure that you paid a full 10%How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Not funny. Who are you to poke fun at other religions?
It is none.
Yeah, right.
A: At least six: One to change the light bulb; one to deny that there was any change made; one to say that we shouldn't focus on the change--only the need for light; one to say we don't teach that the light bulb needed changing in the first place; one to say that the changer was acting for himself and not as an official changer; and one to say ';who cares who changed the bulb, don't you feel the burning of the light?How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Actually 8...one to collect the money for funding the bulb and one to ensure that you paid a full 10%How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Not funny. Who are you to poke fun at other religions?
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It is none.
Yeah, right.
How to change light bulb? please see picture..?
This is the first time I've had to change this light since we moved in, but I can't get my fingers around it to turn it and it almost seems stuck. Is there a trick to removing these types of bulbs? Thanks for any suggestions!!
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112How to change light bulb? please see picture..?
Put a rubber glove or surgical glove if you have one, Then with that palm of your hand turn counter clockwise. Once you get it to turn, then use your fingers. To install do the reverse, but don;t snug it, so you don't have trouble next time.How to change light bulb? please see picture..?
i hav those type spots in my study most of these are spring loaded,pull outside of cover straight down it will extend down so you can reach it better,good luck
Make sure the light has been off so it isn't hot. All you do is press up on the bulb with your fingertips while you rotate it counter clockwise.
Remove the trim around the recessed light and you can change the bulb. It should just pull down, sort of ';unsnap'; from the housing of the light. Be gentle...
put your palm flat on the bulb, apply sum pressure and twist... if that doesn't work do the same think but with something sticky, like tape on your hand
you get a rubber sucker when you buy the lights
if you dont have it, get a piece of blu tac, quite big and put it on the flat of the bulb, push up and twist it off, it will comeout
As an ex supplier of these lamps (they are called gu10's) , you should have a black sucker. I suggest either, blu tac on the lamp face and turn anti clock wise about a quarter turn, failing that, take the fitting out of the ceiling, 2 spring clips hold it in (just watch fingers) and you can dismantle the lamp then.
Good Luck
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112How to change light bulb? please see picture..?
Put a rubber glove or surgical glove if you have one, Then with that palm of your hand turn counter clockwise. Once you get it to turn, then use your fingers. To install do the reverse, but don;t snug it, so you don't have trouble next time.How to change light bulb? please see picture..?
i hav those type spots in my study most of these are spring loaded,pull outside of cover straight down it will extend down so you can reach it better,good luck
Make sure the light has been off so it isn't hot. All you do is press up on the bulb with your fingertips while you rotate it counter clockwise.
Remove the trim around the recessed light and you can change the bulb. It should just pull down, sort of ';unsnap'; from the housing of the light. Be gentle...
put your palm flat on the bulb, apply sum pressure and twist... if that doesn't work do the same think but with something sticky, like tape on your hand
you get a rubber sucker when you buy the lights
if you dont have it, get a piece of blu tac, quite big and put it on the flat of the bulb, push up and twist it off, it will comeout
As an ex supplier of these lamps (they are called gu10's) , you should have a black sucker. I suggest either, blu tac on the lamp face and turn anti clock wise about a quarter turn, failing that, take the fitting out of the ceiling, 2 spring clips hold it in (just watch fingers) and you can dismantle the lamp then.
Good Luck
How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and pray the light bulb will decide to change itself.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE???????
No. Really, how many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
How many neo-evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They can't tell the difference between light and darkness.
How many Church of Christ Members does it take to change a light bulb?
Six men. One to authorize the change; two to look up the scriptures to see if it's something Jesus or Paul would approve of; and three to keep the women in submission, i.e. keeping them from giving advice, instructions, or usurping authority over the men.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
How many fundamentalists or independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one because any more would be compromise and ecumenical standards of light would slip.
How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?
At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved-you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?
How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The lights are on, but no one's home.
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 to claim they are really agnostics, 6 to claim that agnostics are just cowardly atheists, 4 to point out that they had lightbulbs in their fundamntalist church back when they were growing up and see no reason to continue using tools of theism, 11 to bring up the Dawkins scale, 13 to propose alternative to the Dawkins scale, 6 to mention how Dawkins changed their life, 3 to ask what atheism has to do with changing a lightbulb, 7 to point out that Theists don't change lightbulbs either, and 1 to claim that even though a theist changed the lightbulb while we were arguing, he didn't have to be a theist to do that!
Other answers welcome.How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?
Rofl! This is most amazing question of my life! I'm glad Unitarians got in there ^^ And I must say it is very accurate! I have absolutely nothing to add except this is the most amazing thing I've seen all day and you definitely made my good day even better!How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?
Um, comment to ';Golfman';: I don't think you understood this one. The joke is a reference to the fact that Jehovah's Witnesses go door-to-door to witness to people in their homes. The people living in the house see them coming and pretend not to be home even though ';the lights are on.';
shorter version please
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares, feminists can't change anything.
How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(in a low ominous tone) ';Why do you want to know...initiate?';
It was okay, but the Jehovah's Witness one was stupid. There was no commentary on any religious beliefs, just a third-grade joke about brainpower. Did you make these up?
i love you, hope this doesn't get deleted. i would be in every group of the atheists
These are great! My husband is a Lutheran Pastor and he loved all of these. Thanks for the good laugh.
hehe :)
for a little variety -
How many New Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
- We don't need light bulbs. We just sit around and chant at our crystals until they glow!
(and a non-religious one)
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
-Only one. But the light bulb has to *really* want to change.
Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and pray the light bulb will decide to change itself.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE???????
No. Really, how many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
How many neo-evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They can't tell the difference between light and darkness.
How many Church of Christ Members does it take to change a light bulb?
Six men. One to authorize the change; two to look up the scriptures to see if it's something Jesus or Paul would approve of; and three to keep the women in submission, i.e. keeping them from giving advice, instructions, or usurping authority over the men.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
How many fundamentalists or independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one because any more would be compromise and ecumenical standards of light would slip.
How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?
At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved-you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?
How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The lights are on, but no one's home.
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 to claim they are really agnostics, 6 to claim that agnostics are just cowardly atheists, 4 to point out that they had lightbulbs in their fundamntalist church back when they were growing up and see no reason to continue using tools of theism, 11 to bring up the Dawkins scale, 13 to propose alternative to the Dawkins scale, 6 to mention how Dawkins changed their life, 3 to ask what atheism has to do with changing a lightbulb, 7 to point out that Theists don't change lightbulbs either, and 1 to claim that even though a theist changed the lightbulb while we were arguing, he didn't have to be a theist to do that!
Other answers welcome.How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?
Rofl! This is most amazing question of my life! I'm glad Unitarians got in there ^^ And I must say it is very accurate! I have absolutely nothing to add except this is the most amazing thing I've seen all day and you definitely made my good day even better!How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?
Um, comment to ';Golfman';: I don't think you understood this one. The joke is a reference to the fact that Jehovah's Witnesses go door-to-door to witness to people in their homes. The people living in the house see them coming and pretend not to be home even though ';the lights are on.';
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares, feminists can't change anything.
How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(in a low ominous tone) ';Why do you want to know...initiate?';
It was okay, but the Jehovah's Witness one was stupid. There was no commentary on any religious beliefs, just a third-grade joke about brainpower. Did you make these up?
i love you, hope this doesn't get deleted. i would be in every group of the atheists
These are great! My husband is a Lutheran Pastor and he loved all of these. Thanks for the good laugh.
hehe :)
for a little variety -
How many New Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
- We don't need light bulbs. We just sit around and chant at our crystals until they glow!
(and a non-religious one)
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
-Only one. But the light bulb has to *really* want to change.
Brown Algae,water change, and lighting questions........?
I have had a 5 gallon tank with 4 female Bettas for about 4 months now. I've done about 95% water changes every and replace my whisper filter cart. about once a month. Recently I have discovered the growth of hat I think might be Brown Algae. At first I thought it might have been from a few stones I put in the tank but it spread to the fake plants and walls and seems to stay in one corner where the filter dumps water.
I also changed bulbs from stock to more expensive blue/white florescents about a month ago. Light stays on from about 7am til 11pm but my room is pitch black during the day with ZERO sunlight in a garden unit apt.
What could be the cause of this? Too many water changes? Too much water taken out during each water change? Too much light? Not enough light? Should I feed once a day instead of twice a day?
How harmful is this brown stuff. All the fish seem pretty healthy. just need advice on how to prevent or rid of the brown stuff.
Thanks in advanceBrown Algae,water change, and lighting questions........?
If what you're seeing is just on the gravel and plastic plants, it's probably either brown algae or diatoms. Your question didn't mention how often you change your water, but a 25% change each week is usually enough, and less stressful on your fish than larger changes.
While it's true algae needs nutrients to grow, I doubt if these are the main cause if you're doing 95% changes, unless they're very infrequent. You can cut back on the amount of time your tank lights are on though, or keep them off until the problem is under control. Algae needs light for photosynthesis, so the longer the lights are on, the better for it. You can just leave the room lights on. or any curtains or shades open so the room has indirect lighting.
If the brown is caused by diatoms, these need silica to survive. You might want to check your tapwater, or any additives you use for this. Both algae and diatoms need phosphate, which some water suppliers add to their water to reduce pipe corrosion. You can remove this with a pad you can cut to fit in your filter. Snails are also a way to remove these from the gravel.
See the links below for more info on these: http://www.skepticalaquarist.com/docs/al
http://www.skepticalaquarist.com/docs/alBrown Algae,water change, and lighting questions........?
I have a 10 gallon tank, I had the same problem that you r having, the person at the pet store told me to feed my fish every 2 days don't leave the light on all the time,and get a algae eater..Have you tried a different whisper filter?how can i format my pc cat
I also changed bulbs from stock to more expensive blue/white florescents about a month ago. Light stays on from about 7am til 11pm but my room is pitch black during the day with ZERO sunlight in a garden unit apt.
What could be the cause of this? Too many water changes? Too much water taken out during each water change? Too much light? Not enough light? Should I feed once a day instead of twice a day?
How harmful is this brown stuff. All the fish seem pretty healthy. just need advice on how to prevent or rid of the brown stuff.
Thanks in advanceBrown Algae,water change, and lighting questions........?
If what you're seeing is just on the gravel and plastic plants, it's probably either brown algae or diatoms. Your question didn't mention how often you change your water, but a 25% change each week is usually enough, and less stressful on your fish than larger changes.
While it's true algae needs nutrients to grow, I doubt if these are the main cause if you're doing 95% changes, unless they're very infrequent. You can cut back on the amount of time your tank lights are on though, or keep them off until the problem is under control. Algae needs light for photosynthesis, so the longer the lights are on, the better for it. You can just leave the room lights on. or any curtains or shades open so the room has indirect lighting.
If the brown is caused by diatoms, these need silica to survive. You might want to check your tapwater, or any additives you use for this. Both algae and diatoms need phosphate, which some water suppliers add to their water to reduce pipe corrosion. You can remove this with a pad you can cut to fit in your filter. Snails are also a way to remove these from the gravel.
See the links below for more info on these: http://www.skepticalaquarist.com/docs/al
http://www.skepticalaquarist.com/docs/alBrown Algae,water change, and lighting questions........?
I have a 10 gallon tank, I had the same problem that you r having, the person at the pet store told me to feed my fish every 2 days don't leave the light on all the time,and get a algae eater..Have you tried a different whisper filter?
Step by step procedure for changing bulb of chrome shower light?
Hi
I am having trouble in replacing bulb of chrome shower light in the bathroom. I can lower the light by few inches from the ceiling but can not open the bulb.
Can anybody help me how to do change the bulb.
For your benefit i have attached the catalouge of argos how the light looks.
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/0019194/Trail/C$cip%3D1500006664.Personal+care+and+bathroom%3EC$cip%3D1500006678.Bathroom%3EC$cip%3D1500006692.Bathroom+lighting.htm
thanks in advance.
akStep by step procedure for changing bulb of chrome shower light?
I'm going to assume that it works the same way as the ones in the US. Pull down the ring round your light as far as it will go. Look around the edge up into the light. There should be a spring or some type of metal clip holding the ring in place to the inside of the light. Slip your hand up the opening and unhook it to release the light cover. This should give you access to the bulb. Replace the bulb and reverse the process.Step by step procedure for changing bulb of chrome shower light?
good answer assisted in my issue to
Idea turn off power first to prevent electricution! disconect al the way from ceiling get it down where you can work on it then change bulb! then reattach it turn power back on and hope it works!
I am having trouble in replacing bulb of chrome shower light in the bathroom. I can lower the light by few inches from the ceiling but can not open the bulb.
Can anybody help me how to do change the bulb.
For your benefit i have attached the catalouge of argos how the light looks.
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/0019194/Trail/C$cip%3D1500006664.Personal+care+and+bathroom%3EC$cip%3D1500006678.Bathroom%3EC$cip%3D1500006692.Bathroom+lighting.htm
thanks in advance.
akStep by step procedure for changing bulb of chrome shower light?
I'm going to assume that it works the same way as the ones in the US. Pull down the ring round your light as far as it will go. Look around the edge up into the light. There should be a spring or some type of metal clip holding the ring in place to the inside of the light. Slip your hand up the opening and unhook it to release the light cover. This should give you access to the bulb. Replace the bulb and reverse the process.Step by step procedure for changing bulb of chrome shower light?
good answer assisted in my issue to
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Idea turn off power first to prevent electricution! disconect al the way from ceiling get it down where you can work on it then change bulb! then reattach it turn power back on and hope it works!
How many Republican Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or they are for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no bid contract to Halliburton for a new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a
step ladder under a huge banner:' Light bulb change accomplished!';
7. One administration insider to resign and write about documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear number 7.
9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse the American people about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
11. Four hundred and sixty two: Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb; twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry; sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R%26amp;D; thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs; fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb; forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead of light bulbs; and two hundred eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.How many Republican Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one,
but then it takes the liberal media to report that it was done incorrectly,
and the democrats in congress to complain about why it wasn't done before the old one burned out,
and Cindy Sheehan to protest outside the Bush Ranch in Texas,
and then there's the foreign pollicy fallout for using a Chinese replacement bulb,
and the domestic fallout because the Republican wasn't a union member,
It goes on for weeks before the election . . .
And when the election is over and the political fallout blows over, it is discovered that it was a democrat that broke the old one just to make the republican look bad.
But there is no follow-up in the news cycle.How many Republican Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You are a bitter person. I feel bad for you. Find something better to do than hate people.
It only takes one liberal they will screw anything.
and they say thats the way the government is supposed to work,lmao this is a good one
that depends on how many libs have jacked it up first!
it is indeed tough for a conservative to change a light bulb, because everything in their world spins to the right.
p.s. you need a couple of guys to pray, in christ's name, that god will deign to change it himself.
I like that. Very clever. I've yet to see anything as good coming from the right, as far as humour goes.
NONE THAT IS WHAT WE PAY LIBERALS FOR SILLY!
No in reality they don't change their own light bulb they ask the illegal mexican maid or yardman to do it.
Very funny...best thing I've read in a while on here. Unfortunately the Republican Conservatives in charge right now are going to start WWIII in the ultimate power play to retain/gain control of everything. Who will vote against them after they commence ';D-Day';? Will there be polls, or voters for that fact, to go vote on November 7th?
One day I seen Junior and Chaney sitting at a bar and I walked up to them and said ';wow what are you guys doing here'; and Bush said we are trying to decide who to bomb next, Iran, or a six foot blond and I said ';why a six foot blond'; and Chaney leans over to Bush and said see I told you people don`t care about 60 million Muslims.
It's impossible for a Republican or a Democrat, or anyone else for that matter, to even fit inside the light bulb let alone screw in it. Get a clue!
I think your an idiot, but you can do what it is you want. I just dont care
lol good one
Awesome!
I was thinking, they would pay Halliburton $100 million to do the
job %26amp; then have Halliburton charge them another million for
the bulb.
If it wasn't so true, this would be funny.
Are you Remy D? You sure sound like him.
This ';question,'; still rhetorical, seems a little bit better than the last one. There's hope for you.
Oh, btw, you answered your own question.
oops your immaturity is showing
Good one!
Sorry Calee, I inadvertently gave you a thumbs down, oops! You can give me one back.
perhaps you should return to your p0rn surfing
I like it!
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or they are for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no bid contract to Halliburton for a new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a
step ladder under a huge banner:' Light bulb change accomplished!';
7. One administration insider to resign and write about documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear number 7.
9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse the American people about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
11. Four hundred and sixty two: Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb; twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry; sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R%26amp;D; thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs; fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb; forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead of light bulbs; and two hundred eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.How many Republican Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one,
but then it takes the liberal media to report that it was done incorrectly,
and the democrats in congress to complain about why it wasn't done before the old one burned out,
and Cindy Sheehan to protest outside the Bush Ranch in Texas,
and then there's the foreign pollicy fallout for using a Chinese replacement bulb,
and the domestic fallout because the Republican wasn't a union member,
It goes on for weeks before the election . . .
And when the election is over and the political fallout blows over, it is discovered that it was a democrat that broke the old one just to make the republican look bad.
But there is no follow-up in the news cycle.How many Republican Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You are a bitter person. I feel bad for you. Find something better to do than hate people.
It only takes one liberal they will screw anything.
and they say thats the way the government is supposed to work,lmao this is a good one
that depends on how many libs have jacked it up first!
it is indeed tough for a conservative to change a light bulb, because everything in their world spins to the right.
p.s. you need a couple of guys to pray, in christ's name, that god will deign to change it himself.
I like that. Very clever. I've yet to see anything as good coming from the right, as far as humour goes.
NONE THAT IS WHAT WE PAY LIBERALS FOR SILLY!
No in reality they don't change their own light bulb they ask the illegal mexican maid or yardman to do it.
Very funny...best thing I've read in a while on here. Unfortunately the Republican Conservatives in charge right now are going to start WWIII in the ultimate power play to retain/gain control of everything. Who will vote against them after they commence ';D-Day';? Will there be polls, or voters for that fact, to go vote on November 7th?
One day I seen Junior and Chaney sitting at a bar and I walked up to them and said ';wow what are you guys doing here'; and Bush said we are trying to decide who to bomb next, Iran, or a six foot blond and I said ';why a six foot blond'; and Chaney leans over to Bush and said see I told you people don`t care about 60 million Muslims.
It's impossible for a Republican or a Democrat, or anyone else for that matter, to even fit inside the light bulb let alone screw in it. Get a clue!
I think your an idiot, but you can do what it is you want. I just dont care
lol good one
Awesome!
I was thinking, they would pay Halliburton $100 million to do the
job %26amp; then have Halliburton charge them another million for
the bulb.
If it wasn't so true, this would be funny.
Are you Remy D? You sure sound like him.
This ';question,'; still rhetorical, seems a little bit better than the last one. There's hope for you.
Oh, btw, you answered your own question.
oops your immaturity is showing
Good one!
Sorry Calee, I inadvertently gave you a thumbs down, oops! You can give me one back.
perhaps you should return to your p0rn surfing
I like it!
How many Celtic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the ';2007-2008 light bulb changing'; commemorative T-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Barlinnie.How many Celtic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
not exactly a celtic hater- but check this one out:
Harald Brattbakk's wife wanted him locked up - she had had enough of the eejit.
So she went to the police and told them: ';Please Help, my husband has been hitting me.';
The Police gave sound advice: ';Ma'm, don't worry. Just carry a goalpost in each hand - I guarantee he'll never hit you.';How many Celtic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
and who taught you to write
look i think you should just tell your mum you smoke.
its not funny ....
i agree with nick w.
I know we should hang our heads in shame at the videos we release. I mean after all Rangers release such classics as the ';Michael Mols'; Vidoe.
that was so bad my eyes are bleeding
thanks alot mate
mmmm does it still hurt?
At least Celtic can afford a lightbulb this year!
one
he stands and holds the bulb while he hilariously assumes the room and the rest of the world revolves around celtic
LOL
just out of curiosity ? What wing were they in up bar L ?
lol well I found it funny,would even find it funny if it was rangers fans that you had used.
Some people have no sense of humour today it seems.
that wasnt so funny....er...
What would the 2 prison officers want to change a light bulb for ?. lol
Terrible
us tims dont need light bulbs we live in eternal light!! plus the glow of our trophy room lights up half the city!!
Heres one tim that used a picture of her rangers supporting brother as contraceptive.
Thought the holy mob didny use contraception . . or do they only listen to the wee nazi wi the pointy hat when it suits them ?
a new video is out why was i not told about this sooner??
none
the rangers fans will do it for them....lol
soccer is stupid and so is this joke
not exactly a celtic hater- but check this one out:
Harald Brattbakk's wife wanted him locked up - she had had enough of the eejit.
So she went to the police and told them: ';Please Help, my husband has been hitting me.';
The Police gave sound advice: ';Ma'm, don't worry. Just carry a goalpost in each hand - I guarantee he'll never hit you.';How many Celtic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
and who taught you to write
look i think you should just tell your mum you smoke.
its not funny ....
i agree with nick w.
I know we should hang our heads in shame at the videos we release. I mean after all Rangers release such classics as the ';Michael Mols'; Vidoe.
that was so bad my eyes are bleeding
thanks alot mate
mmmm does it still hurt?
At least Celtic can afford a lightbulb this year!
one
he stands and holds the bulb while he hilariously assumes the room and the rest of the world revolves around celtic
LOL
just out of curiosity ? What wing were they in up bar L ?
lol well I found it funny,would even find it funny if it was rangers fans that you had used.
Some people have no sense of humour today it seems.
that wasnt so funny....er...
What would the 2 prison officers want to change a light bulb for ?. lol
Terrible
us tims dont need light bulbs we live in eternal light!! plus the glow of our trophy room lights up half the city!!
Heres one tim that used a picture of her rangers supporting brother as contraceptive.
Thought the holy mob didny use contraception . . or do they only listen to the wee nazi wi the pointy hat when it suits them ?
a new video is out why was i not told about this sooner??
none
the rangers fans will do it for them....lol
soccer is stupid and so is this joke
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's a knee-slapper.
I mean, it was the first 10 times I heard it.
Edit: Very good comeback. And I actually mean that in a non-sarcastic way. :) A sense of humor is oh-so-rare around here.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Pretty damn funny
Hey, that's not bad.
and a third one to not give a crap what fundies may think about it...
who cares
How many theists does it take? 0.
God/Shiva/Allah/Yawee/Teshub/Ajisukita?did it for them.
Three
One to hold the bulb and two to turn the chair. Or they can hire one fundamentalist to do it for them.
LOL
Light bulbs are the devils work -
lol...nice.. but fundies can still say god gave an atheist the power to change a lightbulb whether they believe in him or not.
lolz
None. Unless you can present empirical evidence for the existence of light bulbs, there is no reason to assume that light bulbs exist. Until you can provide me with a peer-reviewed scientific document supporting your claims regarding the existence of light bulbs, you are just an ignorant superstitious primitive.
That's a knee-slapper.
I mean, it was the first 10 times I heard it.
Edit: Very good comeback. And I actually mean that in a non-sarcastic way. :) A sense of humor is oh-so-rare around here.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Pretty damn funny
Hey, that's not bad.
and a third one to not give a crap what fundies may think about it...
who cares
How many theists does it take? 0.
God/Shiva/Allah/Yawee/Teshub/Ajisukita?did it for them.
Three
One to hold the bulb and two to turn the chair. Or they can hire one fundamentalist to do it for them.
LOL
Light bulbs are the devils work -
lol...nice.. but fundies can still say god gave an atheist the power to change a lightbulb whether they believe in him or not.
lolz
None. Unless you can present empirical evidence for the existence of light bulbs, there is no reason to assume that light bulbs exist. Until you can provide me with a peer-reviewed scientific document supporting your claims regarding the existence of light bulbs, you are just an ignorant superstitious primitive.
How to change headlight bulb in 07 GSXR 600?
Look in the back of the front fairing, you will see a
connector for each headlight, remove the connector, then
remove the watershield. Unclip the retainer and remove
the bulb. Do not touch the glass part of the bulb with your
fingers. The oil from them will heat up and ruin you new
bulb. Reverse the procedure to install. I have a GSXR 750.
connector for each headlight, remove the connector, then
remove the watershield. Unclip the retainer and remove
the bulb. Do not touch the glass part of the bulb with your
fingers. The oil from them will heat up and ruin you new
bulb. Reverse the procedure to install. I have a GSXR 750.
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or they are for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no bid contract to Halliburton for a new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a
step ladder under a huge banner:' Light bulb change accomplished!';
7. One administration insider to resign and write about documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear number 7.
9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse the American people about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
11. Four hundred and sixty two: Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb; twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry; sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R%26amp;D; thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs; fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb; forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead of light bulbs; and two hundred eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
that all of themHow many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I like it. Haha.
12. An extra to blame it all on the Democrats.
GREAT one! Thanks very much. Here is another:
NEWS BULLETIN
President Hillary Clinton today announced that American troops will begin immediately withdrawing from Iraq. She added that any country which interfered with such withdrawal or put American troops in harms way would face total destruction from atomic bombs. This news was greeted with cheers all over America as it took a woman to find the solution to the Iraq fiasco. Her husband Bill was asked by a commentator for his take on the latest action. He replied with a wink, “I always thought there should be more women in the Oval Office.”
hi there hows life treatin ya????
None because the democrats have stole the light bulb.
if it is a guy it takes only one, a guy will screw anything.
Not funny!
I like naked light bulbs, they are sexy.
lol
I got this one in an email a couple weeks ago, still funny. Only two more years then the idiot is out.
None..We hire poor Democrats to do our useless work
I've screwed in some odd places - but never in a light bulb!
I disagree....
It doesn't take any.
They have illegal ';help'; for that.
wow you have a lot of time on your hands...but at least you use it wisely! Very Funny
That was pretty damn funny. Thanks for making my day.
That's awesome. Well done!
you should be published. if this is an original. nice job
None. They use illegal aliens whom they underpay to do the work.
hey, guys will not screw anything! I myself have passed on several skanky-ho's in my lifetime.
HAHAHAHAHA, very funny stuff.
Cons suck.
one.because we are smart unlike demmyz.
Thank God for Republicans, they ended slavery in the US and will stand to fight terror anywhere.
You've just been reported.
Why the hell can't people express their own viewpoints WITHOUT being needlessly insulting to people whose viewpoints vary from theirs?
At least they wouldn't have to raise our taxes to do it like the Tax n' Spend Democrankies would
None, we make democrats do it for us.
That is a good cut and paste job........it is very funny though.
Funniest thing I've seen in a while, thank you!!!
I thought it was just one, to hold the light bulb while the world revolved around them.
Typical Dem.... nothing better to do with your time, but, waste it on nothing that has to do with the problems at hand, now if that isnt walking in ';ole Bills shoes';, then I dont know what is..
Just ask Monica!!
0, they like being in the darkName for a black cat cs files
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or they are for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no bid contract to Halliburton for a new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a
step ladder under a huge banner:' Light bulb change accomplished!';
7. One administration insider to resign and write about documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear number 7.
9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse the American people about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country
11. Four hundred and sixty two: Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb; twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry; sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R%26amp;D; thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs; fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb; forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead of light bulbs; and two hundred eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
that all of themHow many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I like it. Haha.
12. An extra to blame it all on the Democrats.
GREAT one! Thanks very much. Here is another:
NEWS BULLETIN
President Hillary Clinton today announced that American troops will begin immediately withdrawing from Iraq. She added that any country which interfered with such withdrawal or put American troops in harms way would face total destruction from atomic bombs. This news was greeted with cheers all over America as it took a woman to find the solution to the Iraq fiasco. Her husband Bill was asked by a commentator for his take on the latest action. He replied with a wink, “I always thought there should be more women in the Oval Office.”
hi there hows life treatin ya????
None because the democrats have stole the light bulb.
if it is a guy it takes only one, a guy will screw anything.
Not funny!
I like naked light bulbs, they are sexy.
lol
I got this one in an email a couple weeks ago, still funny. Only two more years then the idiot is out.
None..We hire poor Democrats to do our useless work
I've screwed in some odd places - but never in a light bulb!
I disagree....
It doesn't take any.
They have illegal ';help'; for that.
wow you have a lot of time on your hands...but at least you use it wisely! Very Funny
That was pretty damn funny. Thanks for making my day.
That's awesome. Well done!
you should be published. if this is an original. nice job
None. They use illegal aliens whom they underpay to do the work.
hey, guys will not screw anything! I myself have passed on several skanky-ho's in my lifetime.
HAHAHAHAHA, very funny stuff.
Cons suck.
one.because we are smart unlike demmyz.
Thank God for Republicans, they ended slavery in the US and will stand to fight terror anywhere.
You've just been reported.
Why the hell can't people express their own viewpoints WITHOUT being needlessly insulting to people whose viewpoints vary from theirs?
At least they wouldn't have to raise our taxes to do it like the Tax n' Spend Democrankies would
None, we make democrats do it for us.
That is a good cut and paste job........it is very funny though.
Funniest thing I've seen in a while, thank you!!!
I thought it was just one, to hold the light bulb while the world revolved around them.
Typical Dem.... nothing better to do with your time, but, waste it on nothing that has to do with the problems at hand, now if that isnt walking in ';ole Bills shoes';, then I dont know what is..
Just ask Monica!!
0, they like being in the dark
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
Mathematicians don't change light-bulbs they make Light-bulb Jokes.How many mathematicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
hahahahahaa! *sigh, shakes head*How many mathematicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
A Ha Ha uh ha whoo *sighs*
not very funny
erm... dont get it. *hangs head in shame*
For the first time in my life... Algebra is not the answer!!
A DEFINITE SWITCH OFF
Hay Mathematican add 2 points
hahahahahaa! *sigh, shakes head*How many mathematicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
A Ha Ha uh ha whoo *sighs*
not very funny
erm... dont get it. *hangs head in shame*
For the first time in my life... Algebra is not the answer!!
A DEFINITE SWITCH OFF
Hay Mathematican add 2 points
How can i change the bulb for my license plate, on my 2008 accord?
any help please. i dont know how to access it, much appreciationHow can i change the bulb for my license plate, on my 2008 accord?
aint you on warranty still, beit, its an 08 accord...hmmmm, i think they should cover it.
aint you on warranty still, beit, its an 08 accord...hmmmm, i think they should cover it.
How to change bulbs in my lcd display?
my lcd is working as i can see it in the sun but can not see it if there is no sun how do i change bulbs in it or what could be wrong with it astra mk4 1999 thanksHow to change bulbs in my lcd display?
very hard to do on your own, would require taking apart the display and installing the bulb yourself. Best best is to contack a dealership (GM) who is familiar with such workings
very hard to do on your own, would require taking apart the display and installing the bulb yourself. Best best is to contack a dealership (GM) who is familiar with such workings
How can i open my lava lamb to change the bulb?
i cant open it, its i tihnk screwed in the black part, but i dont wanna force it to unscrew and ten it will break, heres a pc of mine..
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c105/greekman102/?action=view%26amp;current=DSCN1340.jpg
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c105/greekman102/?action=view%26amp;current=DSCN1339.jpgHow can i open my lava lamb to change the bulb?
The bulb has to be in the base. The enclosed glass part of the unit is separate, and sits over the bulb and base assembly. Look for screws or any other obvious entry method to get the base open, probably the bottom.
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c105/greekman102/?action=view%26amp;current=DSCN1340.jpg
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c105/greekman102/?action=view%26amp;current=DSCN1339.jpgHow can i open my lava lamb to change the bulb?
The bulb has to be in the base. The enclosed glass part of the unit is separate, and sits over the bulb and base assembly. Look for screws or any other obvious entry method to get the base open, probably the bottom.
Does anyone know how to change bulbs front and back on Golf MK5 without going to VW garage?
both are simple, headlights, remove the back cover, turn lock ring or undo clip depending on headlight style, then remove bulb. Tailight, pull velcro cover back, remove light bulb holder by squeezing lock tabs together, pull bulb holder back, replace burnt bulb. Your owners manual should outline this for youDoes anyone know how to change bulbs front and back on Golf MK5 without going to VW garage?
just do an emergency stop.....let the person behind fix it for you.......Does anyone know how to change bulbs front and back on Golf MK5 without going to VW garage?
try this forum
just do an emergency stop.....let the person behind fix it for you.......Does anyone know how to change bulbs front and back on Golf MK5 without going to VW garage?
try this forum
How to change headlight bulb on 2005 cobalt?
whats the easiest way to change my headlight bulb on my 2005 chevy cobalt. and what bulb should i get. thanksHow to change headlight bulb on 2005 cobalt?
Although I'm having trouble getting through at the moment (probably temporary or on my end, not the only site), you can usually download or open in your browser then save, a copy of your Owner's Manual (in PDF form) from this site;
https://www.mygmlink.com/main/US/en/gm/h
You do have to have a Yahoo! account, (which I assume shouldn't be a problem LOL), and you need to register. The bulb replacement section starts on page 5-47. Better than me pasting the text, because it includes pictures too, which are not linkable.
Your bulb type (as listed on page 5-53) is 9007 LL, but any bulb with the 9007 prefix will fit. Autozone for example, lists 5 distinctly different bulbs that will all fit your car, at various prices (from $11 for standard to $35, each, or cheaper in pairs). Best thing to do would be to get the same type as your good one on the other side, or better yet, get a matched pair of whatever type you prefer.
If you're not familiar with Halogen capsule bulbs, I should warn you that the glass part should not be touched with the bare hand, as the oil from your fingers can make them crack/shatter when they are turned on, from the heat.
Also, read the warnings on the package and in the Owner's Manual about handling them. They have pressurized gas inside and can burst if handled improperly, so some safety glasses are a good idea.
Let me know if you have any trouble getting through to the site, or navigating the menu. Click my avatar, and click ';Email catmandew';.big hair ie hosted control
Although I'm having trouble getting through at the moment (probably temporary or on my end, not the only site), you can usually download or open in your browser then save, a copy of your Owner's Manual (in PDF form) from this site;
https://www.mygmlink.com/main/US/en/gm/h
You do have to have a Yahoo! account, (which I assume shouldn't be a problem LOL), and you need to register. The bulb replacement section starts on page 5-47. Better than me pasting the text, because it includes pictures too, which are not linkable.
Your bulb type (as listed on page 5-53) is 9007 LL, but any bulb with the 9007 prefix will fit. Autozone for example, lists 5 distinctly different bulbs that will all fit your car, at various prices (from $11 for standard to $35, each, or cheaper in pairs). Best thing to do would be to get the same type as your good one on the other side, or better yet, get a matched pair of whatever type you prefer.
If you're not familiar with Halogen capsule bulbs, I should warn you that the glass part should not be touched with the bare hand, as the oil from your fingers can make them crack/shatter when they are turned on, from the heat.
Also, read the warnings on the package and in the Owner's Manual about handling them. They have pressurized gas inside and can burst if handled improperly, so some safety glasses are a good idea.
Let me know if you have any trouble getting through to the site, or navigating the menu. Click my avatar, and click ';Email catmandew';.
Does anyone know how to change the bulb in a television? I would like to try it myself before I pay to do it.?
The color in the tv has a greenish tint to it, and no matter how much I've adjusted it, it doesn't have rich color. It's kind of annoying. I'd rather fix it myself than pay someone a ridiculous amount of money to do it.Does anyone know how to change the bulb in a television? I would like to try it myself before I pay to do it.?
Unless you really know what you are doing, DO NOT TRY TO REPAIR a tv. There are capacitors inside that will shock you, maybe even a fatal shock. Either buy a new one or get it repaired.Does anyone know how to change the bulb in a television? I would like to try it myself before I pay to do it.?
There's no bulb to replace. Unless you've been trained in TV repair I wouldn't try it.
Can you spell ';implosion';?
Step one in changing the picture tube in a television is to update your will.
Step two is to buy a LOT of insurance.
Step three is to wait two years. The life insurance won't pay off on suicide unless you've waited that long.
change a bulb? Good greif people, there ARE NO BULBS IN TVS. ONLY PICTURE TUBES.
if you have a tint that wont go away, you have a short between heater and cathode. you CAN NOT fix this yourself. you must have a tube rejuvenator machine.
BTW, If you are dead set on getting into your television, be sure to yank off the big red wire going up to the top of the 'BULB' ......this is where you can screw in the new one....
.....RIGHT.
If your TV has a greenish tint to it it is either a part in the picture tube circuitry or the picture tube itself that has gone bad. There are parts in TV's that are no larger than the period at the end of a sentence. If it is the tube that is bad, you are better off replacing the tv. A new tube will cost more than a new tv and parts availability for a new tube is doubtful.
I have worked in the industry for 9 years. Try a hard reset - unplug the tv for half an hour and try it again. If that doesn't fix it either take it to an authorized servicer or recycle the old one and get a new one.
Ace Repair wrote:
';change a bulb? Good greif people, there ARE NO BULBS IN TVS. ONLY PICTURE TUBES. ';
That used to be the case. Now there are bulbs in the DLP (digital light processor) models. So to answer the question:
You can change a lamp in a DLP television yourself. The question you have to ask yourself first is do you want to really do this if the set overheated due to lack of proper cleaning? The answer to that question is no. DLP TV models or DLP projectors that overheat should probably be repaired at a factory service center for that brand and model of TV or projector. The reason is that some times only the factory can repair the problem.
If you have a DLP TV or projector you can replace the lamp yourself if you follow the manufacturer's instructions to the letter. Specifically the unit should be shut down properly, cooled till the fan stops, and then unplugged in that order. Then the old lamp can be removed and the new lamp can be installed. Also if there is a usage lamp meter you will need to reset it per the manufacturers instructions unless it is automatic as in triggered by a serial number built into the new lamp (this varies with manufacturers and models).
LCD TVs have a lamp in them as well. It illuminates the screen. It is likely to be a flourescent lamp. I have not changed an LCD lamp because each time it has gone out there was no way to tell if there was any other damage to the display. So I would send this in to the factory but I suppose if you talk to their technical support and they recommend it you might be able to change this. This probably is not as user accessible and may expose you to high voltage if you are not careful. Again the power has to be disconnected.
CRT TVs only have picture tubes and you do not want to replace these on your own. This is too dangerous unless you are a TV service technician. The high voltage can stay charged in the set even when the power is off. This is not a consumer repairable item. STAY OUT OF THIS KIND OF SET.
Plasma TVs also come under the non user servicable catagory for various reasons. This one is more of a heat risk for your skin if you handle it wrong. And there is no bulb here.
D-ILA is the new technolgy only from JVC. If you have one of these and something is wrong with it send it back because it almost has to be under warranty. I think this is somewhat like the LCD only brighter and I really have not seen one of these yet so I am somewhat unfamiliar with it. It is sort of a cross between the LCD and the Plasma for the best features of both.
Unless you really know what you are doing, DO NOT TRY TO REPAIR a tv. There are capacitors inside that will shock you, maybe even a fatal shock. Either buy a new one or get it repaired.Does anyone know how to change the bulb in a television? I would like to try it myself before I pay to do it.?
There's no bulb to replace. Unless you've been trained in TV repair I wouldn't try it.
Can you spell ';implosion';?
Step one in changing the picture tube in a television is to update your will.
Step two is to buy a LOT of insurance.
Step three is to wait two years. The life insurance won't pay off on suicide unless you've waited that long.
change a bulb? Good greif people, there ARE NO BULBS IN TVS. ONLY PICTURE TUBES.
if you have a tint that wont go away, you have a short between heater and cathode. you CAN NOT fix this yourself. you must have a tube rejuvenator machine.
BTW, If you are dead set on getting into your television, be sure to yank off the big red wire going up to the top of the 'BULB' ......this is where you can screw in the new one....
.....RIGHT.
If your TV has a greenish tint to it it is either a part in the picture tube circuitry or the picture tube itself that has gone bad. There are parts in TV's that are no larger than the period at the end of a sentence. If it is the tube that is bad, you are better off replacing the tv. A new tube will cost more than a new tv and parts availability for a new tube is doubtful.
I have worked in the industry for 9 years. Try a hard reset - unplug the tv for half an hour and try it again. If that doesn't fix it either take it to an authorized servicer or recycle the old one and get a new one.
Ace Repair wrote:
';change a bulb? Good greif people, there ARE NO BULBS IN TVS. ONLY PICTURE TUBES. ';
That used to be the case. Now there are bulbs in the DLP (digital light processor) models. So to answer the question:
You can change a lamp in a DLP television yourself. The question you have to ask yourself first is do you want to really do this if the set overheated due to lack of proper cleaning? The answer to that question is no. DLP TV models or DLP projectors that overheat should probably be repaired at a factory service center for that brand and model of TV or projector. The reason is that some times only the factory can repair the problem.
If you have a DLP TV or projector you can replace the lamp yourself if you follow the manufacturer's instructions to the letter. Specifically the unit should be shut down properly, cooled till the fan stops, and then unplugged in that order. Then the old lamp can be removed and the new lamp can be installed. Also if there is a usage lamp meter you will need to reset it per the manufacturers instructions unless it is automatic as in triggered by a serial number built into the new lamp (this varies with manufacturers and models).
LCD TVs have a lamp in them as well. It illuminates the screen. It is likely to be a flourescent lamp. I have not changed an LCD lamp because each time it has gone out there was no way to tell if there was any other damage to the display. So I would send this in to the factory but I suppose if you talk to their technical support and they recommend it you might be able to change this. This probably is not as user accessible and may expose you to high voltage if you are not careful. Again the power has to be disconnected.
CRT TVs only have picture tubes and you do not want to replace these on your own. This is too dangerous unless you are a TV service technician. The high voltage can stay charged in the set even when the power is off. This is not a consumer repairable item. STAY OUT OF THIS KIND OF SET.
Plasma TVs also come under the non user servicable catagory for various reasons. This one is more of a heat risk for your skin if you handle it wrong. And there is no bulb here.
D-ILA is the new technolgy only from JVC. If you have one of these and something is wrong with it send it back because it almost has to be under warranty. I think this is somewhat like the LCD only brighter and I really have not seen one of these yet so I am somewhat unfamiliar with it. It is sort of a cross between the LCD and the Plasma for the best features of both.
Fog light bulb change in 2004 BMW 645ci?
I wanted to know how can i change the light bulb in the 2004 BMW 645ci fog lights?
I dont want to change the entire thing, just the bulbs. I don't want the yellow looking lights I want to have brighter ones put in. does anyone know how i can do this
Thank you :)Fog light bulb change in 2004 BMW 645ci?
Take it your local BMW dealer
I was in a similar situation with my bmw
i got it replaced very cheap
I dont want to change the entire thing, just the bulbs. I don't want the yellow looking lights I want to have brighter ones put in. does anyone know how i can do this
Thank you :)Fog light bulb change in 2004 BMW 645ci?
Take it your local BMW dealer
I was in a similar situation with my bmw
i got it replaced very cheap
HELP!! how do i change the bulb between my front and rear door on a 1988 lincoln town car?
i cant figure out how to change my (coach lamp) bulb and i dont want to break the housingHELP!! how do i change the bulb between my front and rear door on a 1988 lincoln town car?
If you cannot get the light lense off, try pulling off the door panel away from the door at the spot the light is. Reach your hand inside and turn the light socket out with a half turn or less. Replace the light and place the push-pins on the panel back in place. The door panel will snap back in place. I think popping the lens off is easier.
You can also check what this website says if it's on there. It's a great website to reference repairs.
Enjoy: http://www.lincolnsonline.com/HELP!! how do i change the bulb between my front and rear door on a 1988 lincoln town car?
Go to the towncar forum at www.lincolnsonline.com . It is there you will find the answer that you seek and then some.
There are tabs on the top and bottom of those lenses.Just insert the end of a flat screwdriver on the bottom and gently tilt it so it pries the bottom up while you pull out toward you.It should come right off.
If you cannot get the light lense off, try pulling off the door panel away from the door at the spot the light is. Reach your hand inside and turn the light socket out with a half turn or less. Replace the light and place the push-pins on the panel back in place. The door panel will snap back in place. I think popping the lens off is easier.
You can also check what this website says if it's on there. It's a great website to reference repairs.
Enjoy: http://www.lincolnsonline.com/HELP!! how do i change the bulb between my front and rear door on a 1988 lincoln town car?
Go to the towncar forum at www.lincolnsonline.com . It is there you will find the answer that you seek and then some.
There are tabs on the top and bottom of those lenses.Just insert the end of a flat screwdriver on the bottom and gently tilt it so it pries the bottom up while you pull out toward you.It should come right off.
If a third bulb is added in series to circuit (B), how would the brightness of each bulb change? why?
If a 3rd bulb is added in series then the resistance of the circuit would increase and the total current flowing through each bulb would decrease. Therefore the brightness of each bulb would decrease.
I need to change the bulb in my high mount brake light!?
The only thing is, is that I can't seem to get to it. I have a 2006 hyundai sonata and I have looked in the trunk, checked the owners manual (which by the was mentions nothing on how to change it) and I have looked on the inside of the car! Does anyone know anything about this?
Please help, it just bugs me that the light is out!I need to change the bulb in my high mount brake light!?
Getting to that brake light bulb may be thru the trunk.
You should have a set of wires leading up to it.
The printed # on the bulb is a universal # that you use at a parts store for a replacement.I need to change the bulb in my high mount brake light!?
I can tell you that on the 2004 models you will have to remove the two mounting nuts from the trucks underside.....
Please help, it just bugs me that the light is out!I need to change the bulb in my high mount brake light!?
Getting to that brake light bulb may be thru the trunk.
You should have a set of wires leading up to it.
The printed # on the bulb is a universal # that you use at a parts store for a replacement.I need to change the bulb in my high mount brake light!?
I can tell you that on the 2004 models you will have to remove the two mounting nuts from the trucks underside.....
How to change bulbs supplying heater/temp knobs on centre console Mercedes C280 ';R'; 97?
You will have to dismantle the dash. This is not usually in the manuals as they seem to expect you to take it to a dealers to get it done.How to change bulbs supplying heater/temp knobs on centre console Mercedes C280 ';R'; 97?
On the old Astra Mk2 it was possible to get your head in the footwell, your feet in the air and work round the back of the centre console and pop the integral control/bulb holder out through the front of the dash. Not sure how accessable yours is though. Maybe via the glovebox or under the dash?how to grow pomegranate multiple tables
On the old Astra Mk2 it was possible to get your head in the footwell, your feet in the air and work round the back of the centre console and pop the integral control/bulb holder out through the front of the dash. Not sure how accessable yours is though. Maybe via the glovebox or under the dash?
How to change light bulb in hello kitty clock night light?
Looking at the pictures that I found (and there are about 100 varieties of this clock) it looks like you will have to disassemble it somewhat to get to the light. If you are careful it will all go back together. Not obvious from the pictures.
How to change light bulb in a nutone bath fan/light?
it is square so it dosent come offHow to change light bulb in a nutone bath fan/light?
yes it does it snaps in place squeeze two opposite sides inward if it doesn't pop out, try the other two sides.
yes it does it snaps in place squeeze two opposite sides inward if it doesn't pop out, try the other two sides.
I can't figure out how to open up my flush mount ceiling light fixture to change the bulb inside. Help!?
There is no centre screw as with most. There is a metal rim, and a smoked glass dome within the metal rim. It doesn't appear to move from side to side, or to pull down as some other fixtures do. Anybody have any ideas on how to change the bulb inside this thing? P.S. I am not normally a moron lol.I can't figure out how to open up my flush mount ceiling light fixture to change the bulb inside. Help!?
LOL.
I have the same type of fixture in my bathroom, and I was stumped at first, too. The whole glass piece unscrews from the metal rim; just grab and turn counter-clock wise. They do not always turn easily (mine sure didn't, which was why I was so confused).I can't figure out how to open up my flush mount ceiling light fixture to change the bulb inside. Help!?
The glass will either unscrew or the out side ring will pull down and there are 2 spring loaded wire clips up in there that you squeeze together and unhook them .Maybe the ring is just stuck to the ceiling or its been painted ( the ceiling) and its just stuck to that. GL
LOL.
I have the same type of fixture in my bathroom, and I was stumped at first, too. The whole glass piece unscrews from the metal rim; just grab and turn counter-clock wise. They do not always turn easily (mine sure didn't, which was why I was so confused).I can't figure out how to open up my flush mount ceiling light fixture to change the bulb inside. Help!?
The glass will either unscrew or the out side ring will pull down and there are 2 spring loaded wire clips up in there that you squeeze together and unhook them .Maybe the ring is just stuck to the ceiling or its been painted ( the ceiling) and its just stuck to that. GL
Christians ,How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.Christians ,How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
I thought the answer would be something like, ';None, since they don't believe light bulbs exists.';Christians ,How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
:D
That's actually pretty funny....
Funny. I actually told this joke today on R%26amp;S. One of my favorites.
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
How many christians does it then take?
It takes no christians to change a light bulb because they're sitting around waiting for god to do it.
That would be about the most an atheist could accomplish.
Or you could have one atheist with a video camera strapped on him.
Maybe after 4 billion years, it'd change itself.
You are just asking for trouble.....just wait they will come charging. [smiles]
How many Christians?
None, they'll just sit in the dark waiting for god to do it.
Or...
...they don't believe in change.
Hahaha, that's hilarious! Now I have something to make my atheist classmates laugh tomorrow. ;]
How many lesbian feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
21
1 to do it and 20 more to start a survivors of darkness support group
I will wait for my gardener Jesus to do it for me.
Actually, it only takes one. But even if you get 50 of them to then explain how electricity and photons work, the fundie still wouldn't get it.
None. Atheists don't bother changing light bulbs. They're blind.
I thought the answer would be something like, ';None, since they don't believe light bulbs exists.';Christians ,How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
:D
That's actually pretty funny....
Funny. I actually told this joke today on R%26amp;S. One of my favorites.
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
How many christians does it then take?
It takes no christians to change a light bulb because they're sitting around waiting for god to do it.
That would be about the most an atheist could accomplish.
Or you could have one atheist with a video camera strapped on him.
Maybe after 4 billion years, it'd change itself.
You are just asking for trouble.....just wait they will come charging. [smiles]
How many Christians?
None, they'll just sit in the dark waiting for god to do it.
Or...
...they don't believe in change.
Hahaha, that's hilarious! Now I have something to make my atheist classmates laugh tomorrow. ;]
How many lesbian feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
21
1 to do it and 20 more to start a survivors of darkness support group
I will wait for my gardener Jesus to do it for me.
Actually, it only takes one. But even if you get 50 of them to then explain how electricity and photons work, the fundie still wouldn't get it.
None. Atheists don't bother changing light bulbs. They're blind.
How do I get one of those Fat Obama jobs he is going to create as soon as he is sworn in, like changing bulbs?
I would love to be an Obama light bulb changer. Braq has promised to change every light bulb in every US Government facility with a New curly bulb.
You can't beat a good entitelment job with the US Government.How do I get one of those Fat Obama jobs he is going to create as soon as he is sworn in, like changing bulbs?
If you're a women, a minority or an illegal alien ( a combo is best) - no problem. If not, assume the position %26amp; MAYBE you will.How do I get one of those Fat Obama jobs he is going to create as soon as he is sworn in, like changing bulbs?
I doubt you are bright enough.
Happy Winter Solstice!
It's not going to happen. People who cannot spell entitlement aren't given jobs. They get sent back to school with the hope they might possibly get a minimum-skill education.
First you will have to get your GED.
Are you qualified ?
You get that job bro and I get to be the head of the light bulb changers union. I'm going to be a freakin millionaire!
Yep, just like the Government. Want to fix what isn't broken. Change every light bulb in the white house. burning or not. 50.00 dollars a pop. And you are going to pay for it.
How about fixing some thing that is broken.
Then they can take credit for it .
Ummmmm, Must have a lot ta Democrats on here today. LOL
keep making jokes.....you do realize that things are much worse than what they are telling us ..right?
We are going to be in a Depression...no doubt about it. It may not be exactly the same as the one of the 1930's, but it will be a super severe economic downdurn...more than your standard run of the mill recession and it will take years to recover.
As for the jobs, its a way to get the economy working and people working. you do realize that if people are laid off and not working that the govt will still have to pay money for unemeployment and welfare...right? The jobs are are for infrastructure improvements..something that someone of your mental capacity does not understand is actually needed in a civilized society like ours. Its also to help usher in a green economy..something also that your cranium cannot get a grasp on.
Yes, get one of those jobs. As soon as shysters show that the curly bulbs contribute to some dreaded disease, such as athlete's foot, you and every other light bulb changer will be able to sue the government for millions.
I'm sorry, but only qualified personnel will be hired and a test shall be given on proper grammar and spelling.
But you could try for lion tamer at the local zoo.
First of all, quit your job, stop paying your mortgage and credit cards, apply for every government handout, sit on your butt and wait until he bankrupts the rest of the country, then get in line for the ';New Deal';. If you keep working and trying to be a productive citizen, you will be taxed to death, and the death benefit is only $250.00, so your best bet is to adapt the lifestyle of the majority of those who voted for him.
I am not looking for a job, I just want more money to lay on the couch and watch YV. I am sure that BO will take care of me.
You can't beat a good entitelment job with the US Government.How do I get one of those Fat Obama jobs he is going to create as soon as he is sworn in, like changing bulbs?
If you're a women, a minority or an illegal alien ( a combo is best) - no problem. If not, assume the position %26amp; MAYBE you will.How do I get one of those Fat Obama jobs he is going to create as soon as he is sworn in, like changing bulbs?
I doubt you are bright enough.
Happy Winter Solstice!
It's not going to happen. People who cannot spell entitlement aren't given jobs. They get sent back to school with the hope they might possibly get a minimum-skill education.
First you will have to get your GED.
Are you qualified ?
You get that job bro and I get to be the head of the light bulb changers union. I'm going to be a freakin millionaire!
Yep, just like the Government. Want to fix what isn't broken. Change every light bulb in the white house. burning or not. 50.00 dollars a pop. And you are going to pay for it.
How about fixing some thing that is broken.
Then they can take credit for it .
Ummmmm, Must have a lot ta Democrats on here today. LOL
keep making jokes.....you do realize that things are much worse than what they are telling us ..right?
We are going to be in a Depression...no doubt about it. It may not be exactly the same as the one of the 1930's, but it will be a super severe economic downdurn...more than your standard run of the mill recession and it will take years to recover.
As for the jobs, its a way to get the economy working and people working. you do realize that if people are laid off and not working that the govt will still have to pay money for unemeployment and welfare...right? The jobs are are for infrastructure improvements..something that someone of your mental capacity does not understand is actually needed in a civilized society like ours. Its also to help usher in a green economy..something also that your cranium cannot get a grasp on.
Yes, get one of those jobs. As soon as shysters show that the curly bulbs contribute to some dreaded disease, such as athlete's foot, you and every other light bulb changer will be able to sue the government for millions.
I'm sorry, but only qualified personnel will be hired and a test shall be given on proper grammar and spelling.
But you could try for lion tamer at the local zoo.
First of all, quit your job, stop paying your mortgage and credit cards, apply for every government handout, sit on your butt and wait until he bankrupts the rest of the country, then get in line for the ';New Deal';. If you keep working and trying to be a productive citizen, you will be taxed to death, and the death benefit is only $250.00, so your best bet is to adapt the lifestyle of the majority of those who voted for him.
I am not looking for a job, I just want more money to lay on the couch and watch YV. I am sure that BO will take care of me.
How do you change the bulb ford ka head lights?
does anyone know how to change the offside bulb without taking the whole front off the car you cant get your hand down the back ,and the light unit is all tucked behind the front bumper . fords want 拢100 to change itHow do you change the bulb ford ka head lights?
have read some of the forums on this sounds like it's a bit awkward.....the link should help. Best of luck.
http://www.howtomendit.com/answers.php?iHow do you change the bulb ford ka head lights?
there is an access Panel which will allow you toi change the bulb.
be care full when putting new bulb in it can be fiddly.
take it to a mechanic at a workshopSoiled Bed Sheets popular boy names
have read some of the forums on this sounds like it's a bit awkward.....the link should help. Best of luck.
http://www.howtomendit.com/answers.php?iHow do you change the bulb ford ka head lights?
there is an access Panel which will allow you toi change the bulb.
be care full when putting new bulb in it can be fiddly.
take it to a mechanic at a workshop
If a third bulb is added in series to circuit, how would the brightness of each of the other bulbs change?
IT DEPENDS in your voltage rate if your voltage is lower, it really affects your bulbs!, try to solve the voltage, and the ampere!If a third bulb is added in series to circuit, how would the brightness of each of the other bulbs change?
All the bulbs would get slightly dimmer. Remember the formula, V=IR where V is voltage, I is current and R is resistance.
Think of it like this: If I have 6 sausages on the barbeque for my girlfriend and I, then both of us can eat 3 sausages each. However, if my girlfriend's brother comes along to the barbeque, then we'll have to distribute the sausages by 3, meaning each of us can only eat 2 sausages.If a third bulb is added in series to circuit, how would the brightness of each of the other bulbs change?
all of the other bulbs would get dimmer because there is more energy being used and the same amount of energy
All the bulbs would get slightly dimmer. Remember the formula, V=IR where V is voltage, I is current and R is resistance.
Think of it like this: If I have 6 sausages on the barbeque for my girlfriend and I, then both of us can eat 3 sausages each. However, if my girlfriend's brother comes along to the barbeque, then we'll have to distribute the sausages by 3, meaning each of us can only eat 2 sausages.If a third bulb is added in series to circuit, how would the brightness of each of the other bulbs change?
all of the other bulbs would get dimmer because there is more energy being used and the same amount of energy
How many Science-Fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But he couldn't reach it so he set off to fetch a step ladder. However, as was leaving the room, a temporal anomally appeared in the doorway and he met himself coming the other way. Realising he could use this to good advantage, he stood on his doppleganger's shoulders and, without checking that the power was switched off, proceeded to change the bulb which burst as he pulled it from it's socket. A power surge shot through him and ran to earth through the metal hat stand which his doppleganger was using as support. The resulting explosion blew them both into a parallel dimension, where they are now running a travel agency specialising in Weekend getaways to Alpha Reticuli.How many Science-Fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
just got back from a weekend break to Alpha Reticuli and we had a terrible weather, -58C and snowing, suggest the east side of the planet if you want the sun.How many Science-Fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
That wasn't funny.
cool
That was about as funny as cancer!
ha ha, I liked it
haha
*AHAHAHAHA!*
I get it:
Insider sci-fi joke right?
:-)
just got back from a weekend break to Alpha Reticuli and we had a terrible weather, -58C and snowing, suggest the east side of the planet if you want the sun.How many Science-Fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
That wasn't funny.
cool
That was about as funny as cancer!
ha ha, I liked it
haha
*AHAHAHAHA!*
I get it:
Insider sci-fi joke right?
:-)
How to change brake light bulb in renault clio?
I have a P reg renault clio but I don't know how to change the bulbs for the brake lights. This is my first car and i'm hopeless with motors.
Help? lolHow to change brake light bulb in renault clio?
Old Clios are a right pain in the @ss to change rear bulbs on. I used to have one, and if I remember right, there's a couple of clips at the back of the light cluster (you might need to pull away the carpet in the boot) which allows the entire unit to be taken out from the outside of the car. Then it's just a matter of undoing the bayonet-fit bulb and replacing it with another one. It's a standard bulb, any motor factor or Halfords will stock them for 拢2-ish each, it's worth buying a couple, because they blow all the time on Clios. When you're done, the light unit is supposed to just clip back into place, but it can be a fiddle to get it to line up properly, hence the number of old Clios you'll see with slightly squinty rear lights!
Welcome to the world of motoring!How to change brake light bulb in renault clio?
hi lol if you open the boot there are two clips on the back of each light top and bottom open clips and the lights will slide out. when you finish they just click back in.
Find a large Halfords, go in and buy the bulb (details of what bulb will be in the handbook, or in a little book by the bulbs in Halfords). When you pay, ask if someone can fit it for you. It may cost an extra 拢2, but its worth it!!
Help? lolHow to change brake light bulb in renault clio?
Old Clios are a right pain in the @ss to change rear bulbs on. I used to have one, and if I remember right, there's a couple of clips at the back of the light cluster (you might need to pull away the carpet in the boot) which allows the entire unit to be taken out from the outside of the car. Then it's just a matter of undoing the bayonet-fit bulb and replacing it with another one. It's a standard bulb, any motor factor or Halfords will stock them for 拢2-ish each, it's worth buying a couple, because they blow all the time on Clios. When you're done, the light unit is supposed to just clip back into place, but it can be a fiddle to get it to line up properly, hence the number of old Clios you'll see with slightly squinty rear lights!
Welcome to the world of motoring!How to change brake light bulb in renault clio?
hi lol if you open the boot there are two clips on the back of each light top and bottom open clips and the lights will slide out. when you finish they just click back in.
Find a large Halfords, go in and buy the bulb (details of what bulb will be in the handbook, or in a little book by the bulbs in Halfords). When you pay, ask if someone can fit it for you. It may cost an extra 拢2, but its worth it!!
How do I change headlight bulb in ford ka?
need to change main light bulb in headlight how do I do this, did not receive book with car despite asking so may timesHow do I change headlight bulb in ford ka?
remove the spring cliip on the back of the lamp unit to reveal the back of the bulb. take off the electrical connector on the back of the bulb, unclip the bulb and remove it. it is a fidly job and if you haven't done it before you will be swearing. the drivers side is a bit easier because you have not got the battery in the way. it can be done without having to remove the lamps. good luck.How do I change headlight bulb in ford ka?
From the rear of the headlight unit. You may have to dismantle/remove other things to be able to get to it.
remove the spring cliip on the back of the lamp unit to reveal the back of the bulb. take off the electrical connector on the back of the bulb, unclip the bulb and remove it. it is a fidly job and if you haven't done it before you will be swearing. the drivers side is a bit easier because you have not got the battery in the way. it can be done without having to remove the lamps. good luck.How do I change headlight bulb in ford ka?
From the rear of the headlight unit. You may have to dismantle/remove other things to be able to get to it.
My reverse light has broken on my Citroen C2? How do I change the bulb?
I think the bulb has gone but how do i get to the reverse light? there is no mention of it in the manual?
Thank youMy reverse light has broken on my Citroen C2? How do I change the bulb?
remove the lens and replace the bulb.My reverse light has broken on my Citroen C2? How do I change the bulb?
just type into search box
how to replace reverse light bulb
how to replace tail light bulb year of Citroen
live by a autozone they might even do it for you
My god that is one useless manual you have then!
Open the boot and look near where the lights are set, there should be screws for you to undo to access the blown bulbs, if not just buy the bulbs you need and ask the people there to fit it for you. Watch carefully how they do it and next time you will be able to do it by yourself. Goodluck.
Are you absolutely sure its not mentioned in your manual? My one tells me about all of the bulbs and how to change them.
Thank youMy reverse light has broken on my Citroen C2? How do I change the bulb?
remove the lens and replace the bulb.My reverse light has broken on my Citroen C2? How do I change the bulb?
just type into search box
how to replace reverse light bulb
how to replace tail light bulb year of Citroen
live by a autozone they might even do it for you
My god that is one useless manual you have then!
Open the boot and look near where the lights are set, there should be screws for you to undo to access the blown bulbs, if not just buy the bulbs you need and ask the people there to fit it for you. Watch carefully how they do it and next time you will be able to do it by yourself. Goodluck.
Are you absolutely sure its not mentioned in your manual? My one tells me about all of the bulbs and how to change them.
How can i stop my blinker on my pontiac grand am 2000 from blinking to fast. and how can i change the bulb?
i failed inspecion testerdy because one of my blinkers was blinking to fast. how can i fix this problem.How can i stop my blinker on my pontiac grand am 2000 from blinking to fast. and how can i change the bulb?
There's a 2nd solution if all your bulbs are fine - when you open your hood, look on the drivers side fender near the strut tower. you will see a small black relay screwed to the fender. if it isn't screwed in nice and tight, your blinkers will blink fast. Or maybe tap on it with the end of a screwdriver, since relays can stick.
This happened once on my grand am. I've also had bad bulbs that caused it too. good luckHow can i stop my blinker on my pontiac grand am 2000 from blinking to fast. and how can i change the bulb?
blinkers normally blink fast when you have a bulb out somewhere else
change your broken buld and it will return to normal
If the bulbs are lighting up and good you have a bulb in the front or back that has a bad ground. In most cases you can remove and reinstall bulb to correct the problem... Or the socket is not secure in the mounting.........md
If it is just a bad bulb, Autozone or Advance auto will sometimes change it for you if you buy it there.drawing a circle hairstyles for long hair
There's a 2nd solution if all your bulbs are fine - when you open your hood, look on the drivers side fender near the strut tower. you will see a small black relay screwed to the fender. if it isn't screwed in nice and tight, your blinkers will blink fast. Or maybe tap on it with the end of a screwdriver, since relays can stick.
This happened once on my grand am. I've also had bad bulbs that caused it too. good luckHow can i stop my blinker on my pontiac grand am 2000 from blinking to fast. and how can i change the bulb?
blinkers normally blink fast when you have a bulb out somewhere else
change your broken buld and it will return to normal
If the bulbs are lighting up and good you have a bulb in the front or back that has a bad ground. In most cases you can remove and reinstall bulb to correct the problem... Or the socket is not secure in the mounting.........md
If it is just a bad bulb, Autozone or Advance auto will sometimes change it for you if you buy it there.
How do I change the bulb on my car?
one of the lights that lights up the liceanse plate has blown out on my car. How easy is it to change? and will a cop stop me if they see it out?How do I change the bulb on my car?
That's a easy job in most cars but some of them can be tricky, I think you should take a look at the light fitting first and see if it is easy or difficult to remove, if it is difficult then i think the best thing to do is read the car instruction manual , maintenance%26amp;repair section, or visit your nearest panel beating shop and ask them to do it for you , if they kind enough they would probably do it for free, and yes if your area has stern cops they can.How do I change the bulb on my car?
yes its easy to change and a cop will pull you over for it it happend to my brother.
You did not say what type of car
most modern Number plate lights are an all glass type and just push into the connector replacement should only cost about $1
these lights are pretty easy to change, will the cop pull you over if you where doing any thing wrong its a reason to pull you over
unscrew lens that covers it, remove it, and reinstall new bulb. Yes the cops will stop you, especially if they are going through donut withdrawls.
That's a easy job in most cars but some of them can be tricky, I think you should take a look at the light fitting first and see if it is easy or difficult to remove, if it is difficult then i think the best thing to do is read the car instruction manual , maintenance%26amp;repair section, or visit your nearest panel beating shop and ask them to do it for you , if they kind enough they would probably do it for free, and yes if your area has stern cops they can.How do I change the bulb on my car?
yes its easy to change and a cop will pull you over for it it happend to my brother.
You did not say what type of car
most modern Number plate lights are an all glass type and just push into the connector replacement should only cost about $1
these lights are pretty easy to change, will the cop pull you over if you where doing any thing wrong its a reason to pull you over
unscrew lens that covers it, remove it, and reinstall new bulb. Yes the cops will stop you, especially if they are going through donut withdrawls.
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