Friday, November 19, 2010

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?

20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Feminists aren't afraid of the dark.



How many anti-feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



Doesn't matter. Anti-feminists can't screw anything for schitt.



How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



100. One to change the bulb and 99 to whine that the feminists didn't do it.



How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



None. Anti-feminists can't change anything.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None.



As Baba said feminists aren't afraid of being in the dark....about anything.



Or none because by the time they have quit blaming men it will be light outside.



Or none they will just get congress to pass a new law to prevent the sun from every setting on them {men have to live in the dark to make up the difference}

Or none the end of a light bulb is just a phallic symbol and it should be considered rape to ';screw'; in the light bulb.



Or All of them to have an emotional out burst together on how lazy the light bulb is and how it never supports them in their dreams and how much better off they are having no dependence on the lazy stupid pig of a light bulb and who needs light bulbs any way they are feminists they can make their own light. Light bulbs are obsolete any way fluorescent is better any way if they can just get the government to force the light bulb to install fluorescent for them then the light bulb should be happy to do that.
I think that they would throw the bulb down and stop on it saying that he has no right to the socket, and spend the next 20 years trying to find a way to get two sockets to make light together.
100. One to change the bulb and 99 to campaign for a special public grant available only to women to support women considering going into the male dominated light bulb changing field.
No true feminist would participate in the non consensual penetration of a socket by a light bulb...





@Chevalier: I woke up this morning, read your hilarious post and nearly spat coffee on my keyboard! LOL Brilliant!!
lol. That's funny. You know, I thank the Feminists for most of the freedoms that I have as a woman (in most western Cultures), but they go overboard sometimes don't they!?!
hahahahahahahahahaha
Two:

One to change it and the other to dance with (since it's a light one).



Ciao...John-John.-
Haha Sweet! =o)
Cute.
say ';cute Betty Rubbell face';.
lol, nice.

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