How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?

anyone? because i need a light bulb changed, and they charge by the monkey...How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
illegals have replaced the monkeys..

1 to change the bulb

1 to distract you

1 to steal your identityHow many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to change the light bulb and 2 to throw feces at eachother
you don't need a monkey...you need your hands
Hmm, I don't think you need any monkey... unless you count yourself one?
You need 4 monkeys.



1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder, 1 to shreek at the one holding the ladder, and one to pick the fleas off the one that is shreeking at the one holding the ladder for the one changing the bulb!!!



*whew!!!*
boring