How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway.



How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.



How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb? CHANGE?!!!



How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.



How many tv evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.



How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Candles only.



How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb? What's a light bulb?



How many Polygamous Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.



How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knockHow many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?



All of them. Just one can change the bulb, but then the rest have to remind each other that the bulb's personal decision to change had nothing to do with it.How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Which group is described by ';Twelve. One to change it. The other eleven to say how much they preferred the old one.';



How many R%26amp;S folk does it take to change a light bulb?
LOVE IT!!!!!!
None, they sit in the dark.
LOL!
How many atheists- Can you prove the existence of the so called 'light bulb'?
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one NOT to change the bulb.
Hey, I'm supposed to be the one telling the jokes around here! lol
*snort*



Nice...=0)
How many see the light after the bulb is changed
How many humanists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it really has to *want* to change.



How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, I'll just sit here in the dark.



How many Satanists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.
interesting, Well..it is April fools day after all,
Love it, and you



St. Francis used to greet those he met on the road with the greeting Pax et bonum, which means Peace and all good.



I hope all is good with you now



(((((Debra)))))
No offense taken... This is too funny.. Thanks for the laughs.. God has a sense of humor too. Just look at the poor platypus...LOL............... {:-)



Peace and God bless from Texas %26lt;%26gt;%26lt;
hey you forgot the baptists :(

cant leave them out

it takes a light bulb and a 2 piece chicken dinner

southern baptist?

1 but it better be a KJV bulb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the split happend over the great debate of extra crispy and original recipe