Monday, December 12, 2011

Christians ,How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.Christians ,How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
I thought the answer would be something like, ';None, since they don't believe light bulbs exists.';Christians ,How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
:D
That's actually pretty funny....
Funny. I actually told this joke today on R%26amp;S. One of my favorites.
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
How many christians does it then take?
It takes no christians to change a light bulb because they're sitting around waiting for god to do it.
That would be about the most an atheist could accomplish.
Or you could have one atheist with a video camera strapped on him.
Maybe after 4 billion years, it'd change itself.
You are just asking for trouble.....just wait they will come charging. [smiles]
How many Christians?



None, they'll just sit in the dark waiting for god to do it.



Or...



...they don't believe in change.
Hahaha, that's hilarious! Now I have something to make my atheist classmates laugh tomorrow. ;]
How many lesbian feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



21

1 to do it and 20 more to start a survivors of darkness support group
I will wait for my gardener Jesus to do it for me.
Actually, it only takes one. But even if you get 50 of them to then explain how electricity and photons work, the fundie still wouldn't get it.
None. Atheists don't bother changing light bulbs. They're blind.

No comments:

Post a Comment