How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's a knee-slapper.



I mean, it was the first 10 times I heard it.



Edit: Very good comeback. And I actually mean that in a non-sarcastic way. :) A sense of humor is oh-so-rare around here.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Pretty damn funny
Hey, that's not bad.
and a third one to not give a crap what fundies may think about it...
who cares
How many theists does it take? 0.

God/Shiva/Allah/Yawee/Teshub/Ajisukita?did it for them.
Three



One to hold the bulb and two to turn the chair. Or they can hire one fundamentalist to do it for them.
LOL
Light bulbs are the devils work -
lol...nice.. but fundies can still say god gave an atheist the power to change a lightbulb whether they believe in him or not.
lolz
None. Unless you can present empirical evidence for the existence of light bulbs, there is no reason to assume that light bulbs exist. Until you can provide me with a peer-reviewed scientific document supporting your claims regarding the existence of light bulbs, you are just an ignorant superstitious primitive.