Monday, December 12, 2011

How do I get one of those Fat Obama jobs he is going to create as soon as he is sworn in, like changing bulbs?

I would love to be an Obama light bulb changer. Braq has promised to change every light bulb in every US Government facility with a New curly bulb.



You can't beat a good entitelment job with the US Government.How do I get one of those Fat Obama jobs he is going to create as soon as he is sworn in, like changing bulbs?
If you're a women, a minority or an illegal alien ( a combo is best) - no problem. If not, assume the position %26amp; MAYBE you will.How do I get one of those Fat Obama jobs he is going to create as soon as he is sworn in, like changing bulbs?
I doubt you are bright enough.



Happy Winter Solstice!
It's not going to happen. People who cannot spell entitlement aren't given jobs. They get sent back to school with the hope they might possibly get a minimum-skill education.
First you will have to get your GED.
Are you qualified ?
You get that job bro and I get to be the head of the light bulb changers union. I'm going to be a freakin millionaire!
Yep, just like the Government. Want to fix what isn't broken. Change every light bulb in the white house. burning or not. 50.00 dollars a pop. And you are going to pay for it.





How about fixing some thing that is broken.

Then they can take credit for it .



Ummmmm, Must have a lot ta Democrats on here today. LOL
keep making jokes.....you do realize that things are much worse than what they are telling us ..right?



We are going to be in a Depression...no doubt about it. It may not be exactly the same as the one of the 1930's, but it will be a super severe economic downdurn...more than your standard run of the mill recession and it will take years to recover.



As for the jobs, its a way to get the economy working and people working. you do realize that if people are laid off and not working that the govt will still have to pay money for unemeployment and welfare...right? The jobs are are for infrastructure improvements..something that someone of your mental capacity does not understand is actually needed in a civilized society like ours. Its also to help usher in a green economy..something also that your cranium cannot get a grasp on.
Yes, get one of those jobs. As soon as shysters show that the curly bulbs contribute to some dreaded disease, such as athlete's foot, you and every other light bulb changer will be able to sue the government for millions.
I'm sorry, but only qualified personnel will be hired and a test shall be given on proper grammar and spelling.



But you could try for lion tamer at the local zoo.
First of all, quit your job, stop paying your mortgage and credit cards, apply for every government handout, sit on your butt and wait until he bankrupts the rest of the country, then get in line for the ';New Deal';. If you keep working and trying to be a productive citizen, you will be taxed to death, and the death benefit is only $250.00, so your best bet is to adapt the lifestyle of the majority of those who voted for him.
I am not looking for a job, I just want more money to lay on the couch and watch YV. I am sure that BO will take care of me.

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