TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;



2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;



3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;



4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;



5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;



6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;



7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;



8. One to viciously smear #7;



9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;



10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
Actually, even with all these people the job could not be done.



They would just say that ';they don't recall'; how to do it, but they have a memo somewhere, they thi-ink.



.TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
Thank you for choosing mine as the best answer.

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hee hee hee



and poor mrfeelsgood can only retaliate with a cut and paste rant-fest that doesn't even relate to the question. I think he just made himself item # 11



LOL!
Mrfeelsgreat...............DITTO!
Even better than the first one!
I believe you described the normal Washington procedure for getting any thing done.
You should send this to Letterman.
None. They delegate this to maintenance. See they are creating jobs. Then, you left wing wackos hate Bush and cheering the USA Enemies to victory.
damn, that's funny - but they outsourced the lightbulb company to China
That was a good question, but honestly you should think these things through, The first person ripped you a new one.