my light bulb burnt out and now its dark how do i change the bulb if i cant find the door, i think there is a bulb in the other room but if i take that one it will be dark in two rooms, this seems to be an escalating dilemmaHow do you change a light bulb?
I tell the wife to do it.How do you change a light bulb?
use the force Luke!
wait till morning
Sounds serious. Maybe you should get some one to help you. I'm not sure if you will be able to handle it yourself. But good luck.
first you need to make a trip to the store and purchase a light bulb of your preference, perhaps purchase a flashlight if it's too hard to see into the dark room, then bring the new light bulb to the burnt out one, then place your hand on the burnt out light bulb with a soft grip, then twist it to it the left until it comes out, then put the new light bulb in by twisting it to the right, once its screwed in turn on the light, then dispose of the burnt out light bulb
First you must stand up and then stumble around until you find the door. Then get out of there until morning comes. When morning arrives just call your local power company and ask the lady that answers the phone this question and she will give you some type of answer or she will ask you some type of question one.
Easy, there are several solutions:
1) Go back a hundred and fifty years and rely on the good old candle.
2) Smash the wall separating the 2 rooms so that they can share one bulb.
3) Go for an IQ test.
Use the light from your computer.
Monday, December 12, 2011
What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
Pisces on the cusp of Aries. I can do by myself, you big bully! *bursts into tears*What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
i am a aries. so i can do it by myself.
Scorpio...
1st...I don't believe in this stuff but oh well...
2nd...Light Bulb? 1. STUBBORN!
None: as you so nicely said someone will do it for me! Yes, I am a leo
Hahahaha... Aries here too! But I let my Aquarius hubby change it :)
lol im Virgo.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Thats me a little retentive and a perfectionist.. I know I know!
Thats true. I ve a sagi friend and my husband is an aquarian....
Pisces. And regarding the light bulb question I couldn't have said it better LOL !
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Im a leo we dont change light bulbs we get others to do it for us.
hmm, I'm a capricorn --- so I'll let my husband do it he is a Libra!!
I'm an Aries and that was so funny and true.
cancer
I don't have a sign, well I do actually but I can't read it because the lightbulb needs changing.
cancer
Taurus. I don't know about mine but I was born on 18 May 1992. Does that give u enough informations
I have a close friend who is a Leo and that is him to a ';T';! lol!
SWEET!! I'm a Leo so I don't need to even touch thelight bulb:D
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
Pisces on the cusp of Aries. I can do by myself, you big bully! *bursts into tears*What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?
i am a aries. so i can do it by myself.
Scorpio...
1st...I don't believe in this stuff but oh well...
2nd...Light Bulb? 1. STUBBORN!
None: as you so nicely said someone will do it for me! Yes, I am a leo
Hahahaha... Aries here too! But I let my Aquarius hubby change it :)
lol im Virgo.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Thats me a little retentive and a perfectionist.. I know I know!
Thats true. I ve a sagi friend and my husband is an aquarian....
Pisces. And regarding the light bulb question I couldn't have said it better LOL !
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Im a leo we dont change light bulbs we get others to do it for us.
hmm, I'm a capricorn --- so I'll let my husband do it he is a Libra!!
I'm an Aries and that was so funny and true.
cancer
I don't have a sign, well I do actually but I can't read it because the lightbulb needs changing.
cancer
Taurus. I don't know about mine but I was born on 18 May 1992. Does that give u enough informations
I have a close friend who is a Leo and that is him to a ';T';! lol!
SWEET!! I'm a Leo so I don't need to even touch thelight bulb:D
How do i change the bulb on my citroen picasso, drivers side, brake bulb?
whats the easiest way to get to the bulb?How do i change the bulb on my citroen picasso, drivers side, brake bulb?
Open the boot and look behind the light unit. There will probally be a plastic cover you will be able to change the bulb easly in there.How do i change the bulb on my citroen picasso, drivers side, brake bulb?
open the boot there is a little flap in the lining behind the light it will just pull open.remove the little foam square from behind the light be care-full not to rip it as it a bit tight.if you look at the back of light you will see a small metal clip, push a small screwdriver in the top of the clip and slowly push the clip down this should loosen the light cluster be care full it dose not fall. then just unclip the plastic bulb holder from the back of the light cluster and reaplace bulb. when you put the light cluster back make sure it clips back properly or it may drop back out when you are drivingidentifying rows set up a private
Open the boot and look behind the light unit. There will probally be a plastic cover you will be able to change the bulb easly in there.How do i change the bulb on my citroen picasso, drivers side, brake bulb?
open the boot there is a little flap in the lining behind the light it will just pull open.remove the little foam square from behind the light be care-full not to rip it as it a bit tight.if you look at the back of light you will see a small metal clip, push a small screwdriver in the top of the clip and slowly push the clip down this should loosen the light cluster be care full it dose not fall. then just unclip the plastic bulb holder from the back of the light cluster and reaplace bulb. when you put the light cluster back make sure it clips back properly or it may drop back out when you are driving
Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here!
Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!
Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it.
Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.
Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.
Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.
Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Mustang: Light bulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.
Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know what that is? It's sizeism!
Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the light bulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the light bulb away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!
Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.
Brood Mare: Oh my god, it's light in here, it's supposed to be dark at this time in December, ****, now I'm in heat again.
City Carriage Horse: I'll do it. For $35.00 per half hour. Plus Tip.
The bulb-changing starts from the minute I leave my stall to do it, until I get back to my stall. Travel Time, you understand!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
Mule: I'M not gonna change it...I'm NOT I'm NOT I'm NOT!!!!!
And YOU can't MAKE me!!!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
lol. i heard ne like this but it was opening a gate...the mustang was like, ';whats a gate?'; and the quarter horse was like oops i knocked it down...let me fix it. there were like 8 more breeds, but i cant remember what they said.
haha, I ve only seen up to halfinger, haha , I work with carriage horses...more like 45 an hour plus tip!!!! Haha, that would be a grade horse!!! Get it done baby! haha, I have aQH, Draft Paint cross
LOL!But someone will probably report it because its not a real question.
Why did the horse cross the road?
He was filling in for the chicken!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I |0ve it!!! Thanky0u f0r sharing this!!! ^:^
ONE WITH HORSEPOWER
lol.....I love it.....I own a paint and that's just like her.....she's so competive.
HA! That is so good!
I can see my thoroughbred mare freaking out over a light bulb - or spooking because it is suddenly dark in that part of the barn.
oh, that is good!
I like the Belgian offering to put the Shetland on his back and the mini complaining about sizeism.
OMG. Loved IT!! Thanks for sharing!!
LOL!!!!!!!!
My fave was the Lippazanner.
Yuo must've met alot of horses!lol
LOL! That was awesome! Thanks do much for sharing it!
all of those are funny! i like them. and to get rid of the trolls, ask a question: do you think these are funny? or which one do you like best? so to answer your questions, which i hope that you post to prevent this from getting deleted, i think they are funny and i don't like one particular one... all of them are hilarious!
Arabian - HHmm im wondering why everyone else is arguing, becasue i already told them i changed an hour ago...Geez!!
Very cute, Thanks for sharing
Haha i thoug it was great...I saved it if you don't mind....I'm keeping it for sure!
Shetland was so funny!! And The Appaloosa was funny. and paint. and morgan. Yeah Know I Just Like All Of Them! Thats Was So Funny Thanks!
lol that was funny. My Quarter horse is exactly like that.
OMG YES THIS IS FUNNY!!! I am coping it to send to all my friends. thanks for sharing! LOLOLOLOL
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! that was the funniest joke i have ever heard! I LOVE the POA, QH, shetland, haflinger, paint, and the arab. SO funny! thanks fancy, yall' made my evening!!
i love it!!!
My favourite was the haflinger (obviously. lol) and the broodmare. XD I didnt get it at first, but then it just got cuter and cuter!
LOL.. Cute! I really like the Lipizzaner and Grade!! =D
Good ones!!!!
Yeah, I've been to the site with these. I like their horse dictionary or something like that where they say:
They have some great stuff!!!
Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the extremely sensitive tissues of the mouth.
Bucking: Counterirritant.
Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
Latch: Type of puzzle.
Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.
Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture.
btw everyone, check out http://www.moniteausaddleclub.com/horse_鈥?/a> for more ^_^
hehe dats soooo funy!!!!!
Definitely saving these!!! so funny....I'm sending to all my horsie friends.
Mary...added yours to my copy also...They are all so true!!inflation rate reliable web hosting
Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!
Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it.
Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.
Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.
Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.
Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Mustang: Light bulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.
Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know what that is? It's sizeism!
Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the light bulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the light bulb away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!
Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.
Brood Mare: Oh my god, it's light in here, it's supposed to be dark at this time in December, ****, now I'm in heat again.
City Carriage Horse: I'll do it. For $35.00 per half hour. Plus Tip.
The bulb-changing starts from the minute I leave my stall to do it, until I get back to my stall. Travel Time, you understand!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
Mule: I'M not gonna change it...I'm NOT I'm NOT I'm NOT!!!!!
And YOU can't MAKE me!!!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
lol. i heard ne like this but it was opening a gate...the mustang was like, ';whats a gate?'; and the quarter horse was like oops i knocked it down...let me fix it. there were like 8 more breeds, but i cant remember what they said.
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haha, I ve only seen up to halfinger, haha , I work with carriage horses...more like 45 an hour plus tip!!!! Haha, that would be a grade horse!!! Get it done baby! haha, I have aQH, Draft Paint cross
LOL!But someone will probably report it because its not a real question.
Why did the horse cross the road?
He was filling in for the chicken!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I |0ve it!!! Thanky0u f0r sharing this!!! ^:^
ONE WITH HORSEPOWER
lol.....I love it.....I own a paint and that's just like her.....she's so competive.
HA! That is so good!
I can see my thoroughbred mare freaking out over a light bulb - or spooking because it is suddenly dark in that part of the barn.
oh, that is good!
I like the Belgian offering to put the Shetland on his back and the mini complaining about sizeism.
OMG. Loved IT!! Thanks for sharing!!
LOL!!!!!!!!
My fave was the Lippazanner.
Yuo must've met alot of horses!lol
LOL! That was awesome! Thanks do much for sharing it!
all of those are funny! i like them. and to get rid of the trolls, ask a question: do you think these are funny? or which one do you like best? so to answer your questions, which i hope that you post to prevent this from getting deleted, i think they are funny and i don't like one particular one... all of them are hilarious!
Arabian - HHmm im wondering why everyone else is arguing, becasue i already told them i changed an hour ago...Geez!!
Very cute, Thanks for sharing
Haha i thoug it was great...I saved it if you don't mind....I'm keeping it for sure!
Shetland was so funny!! And The Appaloosa was funny. and paint. and morgan. Yeah Know I Just Like All Of Them! Thats Was So Funny Thanks!
lol that was funny. My Quarter horse is exactly like that.
OMG YES THIS IS FUNNY!!! I am coping it to send to all my friends. thanks for sharing! LOLOLOLOL
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! that was the funniest joke i have ever heard! I LOVE the POA, QH, shetland, haflinger, paint, and the arab. SO funny! thanks fancy, yall' made my evening!!
i love it!!!
My favourite was the haflinger (obviously. lol) and the broodmare. XD I didnt get it at first, but then it just got cuter and cuter!
LOL.. Cute! I really like the Lipizzaner and Grade!! =D
Good ones!!!!
Yeah, I've been to the site with these. I like their horse dictionary or something like that where they say:
They have some great stuff!!!
Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the extremely sensitive tissues of the mouth.
Bucking: Counterirritant.
Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
Latch: Type of puzzle.
Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.
Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture.
btw everyone, check out http://www.moniteausaddleclub.com/horse_鈥?/a> for more ^_^
hehe dats soooo funy!!!!!
Definitely saving these!!! so funny....I'm sending to all my horsie friends.
Mary...added yours to my copy also...They are all so true!!
How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway.
How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb? CHANGE?!!!
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many tv evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Candles only.
How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb? What's a light bulb?
How many Polygamous Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knockHow many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. Just one can change the bulb, but then the rest have to remind each other that the bulb's personal decision to change had nothing to do with it.How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Which group is described by ';Twelve. One to change it. The other eleven to say how much they preferred the old one.';
How many R%26amp;S folk does it take to change a light bulb?
LOVE IT!!!!!!
None, they sit in the dark.
LOL!
How many atheists- Can you prove the existence of the so called 'light bulb'?
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one NOT to change the bulb.
Hey, I'm supposed to be the one telling the jokes around here! lol
*snort*
Nice...=0)
How many see the light after the bulb is changed
How many humanists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to *want* to change.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many Satanists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they prefer the dark.
interesting, Well..it is April fools day after all,
Love it, and you
St. Francis used to greet those he met on the road with the greeting Pax et bonum, which means Peace and all good.
I hope all is good with you now
(((((Debra)))))
No offense taken... This is too funny.. Thanks for the laughs.. God has a sense of humor too. Just look at the poor platypus...LOL............... {:-)
Peace and God bless from Texas %26lt;%26gt;%26lt;
hey you forgot the baptists :(
cant leave them out
it takes a light bulb and a 2 piece chicken dinner
southern baptist?
1 but it better be a KJV bulb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the split happend over the great debate of extra crispy and original recipe
How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb? CHANGE?!!!
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many tv evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Candles only.
How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb? What's a light bulb?
How many Polygamous Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knockHow many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. Just one can change the bulb, but then the rest have to remind each other that the bulb's personal decision to change had nothing to do with it.How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Which group is described by ';Twelve. One to change it. The other eleven to say how much they preferred the old one.';
How many R%26amp;S folk does it take to change a light bulb?
LOVE IT!!!!!!
None, they sit in the dark.
LOL!
How many atheists- Can you prove the existence of the so called 'light bulb'?
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one NOT to change the bulb.
Hey, I'm supposed to be the one telling the jokes around here! lol
*snort*
Nice...=0)
How many see the light after the bulb is changed
How many humanists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to *want* to change.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many Satanists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they prefer the dark.
interesting, Well..it is April fools day after all,
Love it, and you
St. Francis used to greet those he met on the road with the greeting Pax et bonum, which means Peace and all good.
I hope all is good with you now
(((((Debra)))))
No offense taken... This is too funny.. Thanks for the laughs.. God has a sense of humor too. Just look at the poor platypus...LOL............... {:-)
Peace and God bless from Texas %26lt;%26gt;%26lt;
hey you forgot the baptists :(
cant leave them out
it takes a light bulb and a 2 piece chicken dinner
southern baptist?
1 but it better be a KJV bulb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the split happend over the great debate of extra crispy and original recipe
How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
WESTERN PLEASURE RIDERS:
Oh, my God, someone fix that bulb, I have to have light so that
my silver and spangles all glow to their best and so that all the
highlighter on Old Peanut Head makes his nose look so smooth and
sparkly, and oh, my diamond studs have to flash in the light, you
know, so oh, someone has to fix it -- oh, maybe you without all
the silver on your saddle, obviously you can't ride, you can do
it.
ENDURANCE RIDER:
Light bulb? Do you mind, I'm trying to get my horse's
pulse/respiration/hydration levels down to respectable levels.
Once that is done, I have another 50 miles to go before I can
even think about changing a light bulb.
DRESSAGE QUEEN:
Change a light bulb? Are you joking? I couldn't possibly be
expected to subject myself to such a menial task. Change it
yourself. Oh, and wash your hands when you are finished. The very
thought!
CLASSICAL DRESSAGE QUEEN:
These things cannot be rushed, but must be approached slowly,
with great patience, and adherence to the principles laid down by
the classical masters, otherwise the light bulb will not attain
its true potential, but will forever just be a shadow of its true
self. Never, ever, use any type of gadget when changing the light
bulb. That is an offense to the principles of classical light
bulb changing.
EVENTER:
Wuss! As soon as my arm is out of this sling broken after falling
off at that large stone wall while riding Hell Bent for Leather
cross-country, I'll change it. Until then, deal with the dark.
It'll put hair on your chest. Only dressage riders require
lights, anyway.
SHOW JUMPER:
Why on Earth would I need to change a light bulb when the whole
world knows that the sun shines out of ';I disagree';. Why, when I
release over a jump, the spectators are practically blinded.
NATURAL HORSEMAN:
You must instill respect in the light bulb, so that it sees you
as the Alpha light bulb, using ';light bulb dynamics'; (video set
available at $179.00 on my Website). Once you have done this, you
will find that there is really no need to change the light bulb
at all, but that the light bulb will, with very little coaxing
from you (using patented ';light bulb coaxer'; designed by me -
$99.00 each, for extra $49.99 you get a introductory video thrown
in) will behave as all good light bulbs should.
HUNTER RIDER:
Well, I'm waiting for my trainer to tell me exactly how but he's
changing light bulbs somewhere else right now.
SIDESADDLE RIDER:
Well, one things for certain.... if they can do it, I can do it,
and with both legs on the same side of the step ladder..... stand
back and watch me! But first I have to find my top hat and veil,
cut the crusts off the sandwich and pack it in a linen napkin,
fold my rain gloves with the thumbs together and place them under
the billets, have my saddle restuffed and make an
apron...............
LOL!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
You forgot the Happy Hackers - Lightbulbs ?- we don't need lightbulbs I've got so much reflective gear I shine by myself !
And the pony clubbers - Mummmmmeeeee, make it work, NOW !How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
heheheh hey where's the barrel racers??? we can screw the top out of three cans in 15 seconds... shouldn't take us but maybe 2 seconds and a couple fo quick turns to change a light bulb!!!!!
Love it, esp the natural horseman skit. Cool sense of humour.
ok.... I agree with the first poster... you have way to much time on your hands. But I did laugh on the Western Pleasure one..... I worked at a western pleasure training stable for a year and that was enough for me.......that was when I decided I would stick to barrel racing.
hehe werez the gymkhana riders lol
well I personally enjoyed reading this...lol. I guess some of the people here don't have a sense of humor at all....lol. The Natural Horseman one was really great. Thanks for the laugh...I appreciated =) I agree with Bisquit %26amp; Bailey...were is the one for barrel racers?...that would be good =)
Edit.....I read this to my husband...lol...he is still laughing =)
how about the working horseman?
first i need to get saddled and out to ride fence and check on the cattle,round em up and turn them so we can get them to the pens for sorting cutting and doctoring.change horses and i always get the green one so after the rodeo ride and the lunch of dirt push them back out to pasture.then i find a nice tree to catch up on some sleep(dog snorred in my ear all night)chase down the horse that found out how to undo his reins.cus kick and get seated.ride back to the barn and muck out the stalls and start with evening chores.eat dinner and feed the horses.getting dark and the lone bulb just blew.cus kick and go to the house to get the truck keys pull up to the door and turn on the headlights.i guess ill change that bulb tommorrow------------two weeks later
Brilliant - horsey and a sense of humour - great combination!!! I shall pass it on!
Wow! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long, long time.
I particularly liked the Natural Horseman and the Classical Dressage Queen! What a hoot!!!
Love the sidesaddle seat rider and the classical dressage queen. :D Very funny!
lol thats great and yeah for those of yall who arent into horses should shut up cuz you wont enjoy this as much if you dont no wats goin on XP but i do and i loved the classical dressage queen...its like i hear my instructor talking!
hahahaha i am going to email this to my horsie friends.
LOL!!! That was funny!!! Thanks for the laugh in the morning!!!
Loved it - very witty. Especially the dressage queen - my horse is stabled with a whole load of horses belonging to a dressage queen. Actually I really liked the sidesaddle - very true to form.
Now what about racing?
THE JOCKEY:
Change a light bulb? That's been done for 3 minutes now...god you're slow.
Haaaaa Haaaaaa!! That was funny!!
lol. That was interesting for sure. I liked the natural horsemanship one, and the eventer. The classical dressage queen was funny too.
Nice, especially the Natural Horseman one
Thank you ! :D, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time !!! Now I'll address your question(?) SOMEBODY, MOVE THE DAMN LADDER... I'M TRYING TO GET THIS APPY MARE OUT OF THE...
OUCH... DAMMIT
John R : VERY FUNNY TOO !
Biscuit: You CWACKED me up... AGAIN !
Loved it-have to show to barn buddies.very nice to have a change of pace and be able to laugh:) Thanks
what about the arabian halter classes and liberty-tee-hhee
Haha, all of these would be so true. =]
haha :)
you have way tooo much time on your hands
I got bored after the dressage queen, sorry!
Former eventer, now retired!
you have to be into riding and having horses to enjoy your ? or more like joke.....
I thought you were supposed to ask a question - not write a rather boring book ! ! !
Oh, my God, someone fix that bulb, I have to have light so that
my silver and spangles all glow to their best and so that all the
highlighter on Old Peanut Head makes his nose look so smooth and
sparkly, and oh, my diamond studs have to flash in the light, you
know, so oh, someone has to fix it -- oh, maybe you without all
the silver on your saddle, obviously you can't ride, you can do
it.
ENDURANCE RIDER:
Light bulb? Do you mind, I'm trying to get my horse's
pulse/respiration/hydration levels down to respectable levels.
Once that is done, I have another 50 miles to go before I can
even think about changing a light bulb.
DRESSAGE QUEEN:
Change a light bulb? Are you joking? I couldn't possibly be
expected to subject myself to such a menial task. Change it
yourself. Oh, and wash your hands when you are finished. The very
thought!
CLASSICAL DRESSAGE QUEEN:
These things cannot be rushed, but must be approached slowly,
with great patience, and adherence to the principles laid down by
the classical masters, otherwise the light bulb will not attain
its true potential, but will forever just be a shadow of its true
self. Never, ever, use any type of gadget when changing the light
bulb. That is an offense to the principles of classical light
bulb changing.
EVENTER:
Wuss! As soon as my arm is out of this sling broken after falling
off at that large stone wall while riding Hell Bent for Leather
cross-country, I'll change it. Until then, deal with the dark.
It'll put hair on your chest. Only dressage riders require
lights, anyway.
SHOW JUMPER:
Why on Earth would I need to change a light bulb when the whole
world knows that the sun shines out of ';I disagree';. Why, when I
release over a jump, the spectators are practically blinded.
NATURAL HORSEMAN:
You must instill respect in the light bulb, so that it sees you
as the Alpha light bulb, using ';light bulb dynamics'; (video set
available at $179.00 on my Website). Once you have done this, you
will find that there is really no need to change the light bulb
at all, but that the light bulb will, with very little coaxing
from you (using patented ';light bulb coaxer'; designed by me -
$99.00 each, for extra $49.99 you get a introductory video thrown
in) will behave as all good light bulbs should.
HUNTER RIDER:
Well, I'm waiting for my trainer to tell me exactly how but he's
changing light bulbs somewhere else right now.
SIDESADDLE RIDER:
Well, one things for certain.... if they can do it, I can do it,
and with both legs on the same side of the step ladder..... stand
back and watch me! But first I have to find my top hat and veil,
cut the crusts off the sandwich and pack it in a linen napkin,
fold my rain gloves with the thumbs together and place them under
the billets, have my saddle restuffed and make an
apron...............
LOL!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
You forgot the Happy Hackers - Lightbulbs ?- we don't need lightbulbs I've got so much reflective gear I shine by myself !
And the pony clubbers - Mummmmmeeeee, make it work, NOW !How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?
heheheh hey where's the barrel racers??? we can screw the top out of three cans in 15 seconds... shouldn't take us but maybe 2 seconds and a couple fo quick turns to change a light bulb!!!!!
Love it, esp the natural horseman skit. Cool sense of humour.
ok.... I agree with the first poster... you have way to much time on your hands. But I did laugh on the Western Pleasure one..... I worked at a western pleasure training stable for a year and that was enough for me.......that was when I decided I would stick to barrel racing.
hehe werez the gymkhana riders lol
well I personally enjoyed reading this...lol. I guess some of the people here don't have a sense of humor at all....lol. The Natural Horseman one was really great. Thanks for the laugh...I appreciated =) I agree with Bisquit %26amp; Bailey...were is the one for barrel racers?...that would be good =)
Edit.....I read this to my husband...lol...he is still laughing =)
how about the working horseman?
first i need to get saddled and out to ride fence and check on the cattle,round em up and turn them so we can get them to the pens for sorting cutting and doctoring.change horses and i always get the green one so after the rodeo ride and the lunch of dirt push them back out to pasture.then i find a nice tree to catch up on some sleep(dog snorred in my ear all night)chase down the horse that found out how to undo his reins.cus kick and get seated.ride back to the barn and muck out the stalls and start with evening chores.eat dinner and feed the horses.getting dark and the lone bulb just blew.cus kick and go to the house to get the truck keys pull up to the door and turn on the headlights.i guess ill change that bulb tommorrow------------two weeks later
Brilliant - horsey and a sense of humour - great combination!!! I shall pass it on!
Wow! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long, long time.
I particularly liked the Natural Horseman and the Classical Dressage Queen! What a hoot!!!
Love the sidesaddle seat rider and the classical dressage queen. :D Very funny!
lol thats great and yeah for those of yall who arent into horses should shut up cuz you wont enjoy this as much if you dont no wats goin on XP but i do and i loved the classical dressage queen...its like i hear my instructor talking!
hahahaha i am going to email this to my horsie friends.
LOL!!! That was funny!!! Thanks for the laugh in the morning!!!
Loved it - very witty. Especially the dressage queen - my horse is stabled with a whole load of horses belonging to a dressage queen. Actually I really liked the sidesaddle - very true to form.
Now what about racing?
THE JOCKEY:
Change a light bulb? That's been done for 3 minutes now...god you're slow.
Haaaaa Haaaaaa!! That was funny!!
lol. That was interesting for sure. I liked the natural horsemanship one, and the eventer. The classical dressage queen was funny too.
Nice, especially the Natural Horseman one
Thank you ! :D, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time !!! Now I'll address your question(?) SOMEBODY, MOVE THE DAMN LADDER... I'M TRYING TO GET THIS APPY MARE OUT OF THE...
OUCH... DAMMIT
John R : VERY FUNNY TOO !
Biscuit: You CWACKED me up... AGAIN !
Loved it-have to show to barn buddies.very nice to have a change of pace and be able to laugh:) Thanks
what about the arabian halter classes and liberty-tee-hhee
Haha, all of these would be so true. =]
haha :)
you have way tooo much time on your hands
I got bored after the dressage queen, sorry!
Former eventer, now retired!
you have to be into riding and having horses to enjoy your ? or more like joke.....
I thought you were supposed to ask a question - not write a rather boring book ! ! !
Can you tell me how to change a bulb in my celica's spotlights?
Its a VVTI.
i am not sure how to get to the light unit.Can you tell me how to change a bulb in my celica's spotlights?
You don't say what reg, I am a panel beater and have worked in a Toyota Bodyshop, If its the shape celica I think you mean you would have to unclip your under guards, once you have removed the clips, there may be a couple of 10mm bolts to you should be able to access the back of the lap, I have not done one for a while but I think I'm rite.
i am not sure how to get to the light unit.Can you tell me how to change a bulb in my celica's spotlights?
You don't say what reg, I am a panel beater and have worked in a Toyota Bodyshop, If its the shape celica I think you mean you would have to unclip your under guards, once you have removed the clips, there may be a couple of 10mm bolts to you should be able to access the back of the lap, I have not done one for a while but I think I'm rite.
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